What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

Why would you ruin a perfectly gorgeous rustic breakfast by adding beans and triangular toast? It’s like wiping your arse on the original lyrics to imagine. 

[Mook]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Why would you ruin a perfectly gorgeous rustic breakfast by adding beans and triangular toast? It’s like wiping your arse on the original lyrics to imagine. 

The lyrics to Imagine are fairly piss poor.

 

Bob's fry up has mushrooms on it so needs lashing in the bin, along with those original lyrics.

[Dougie Do'ins]

2 hours ago, Edward. said:

I like the Fox where next?

Chollerford.

 

Anyway, this was today's offering. Usuall I'd like another egg and sausage but I'm not going to let that spoil what was otherwise a good breakfast. 

 

Nice thick bacon and everything cooked to perfection. 

 

 

[Edward.]

2 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Chollerford.

 

Anyway, this was today's offering. Usuall I'd like another egg and sausage but I'm not going to let that spoil what was otherwise a good breakfast. 

 

Nice thick bacon and everything cooked to perfection. 

 

 

The George at Chollerford is ok again by a great cricket pitch but head up the road to Humshaugh nice pub called the Crown.

[Numero Veinticinco]

What is this defence of toast cut into rectangles? Is it a ‘I’m more working class than you’ thing, or am I missing something? The triangles fit into your mouth better. 

[mgw100]

I think it depends if you want to use the toast as a sandwich for your breakfast items. Triangles don't work for that really but is fine for dipping and mopping.

[cloggypop]

2 minutes ago, Nummer Neunzehn said:

What is this defence of toast cut into rectangles? Is it a ‘I’m more working class than you’ thing, or am I missing something? The triangles fit into your mouth better. 

Much better to stick stuff on, fold it in half, then eat. Triangles are pretentious and impractical. 

[cloggypop]

11 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Chollerford.

 

Anyway, this was today's offering. Usuall I'd like another egg and sausage but I'm not going to let that spoil what was otherwise a good breakfast. 

 

Nice thick bacon and everything cooked to perfection. 

 

 

If you get triangles tomorrow can you push them slightly further out of the picture? Ta in advance. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

13 minutes ago, Edward. said:

The George at Chollerford is ok again by a great cricket pitch but head up the road to Humshaugh nice pub called the Crown.

Correction. I'm heading to Corbridge.

[Numero Veinticinco]

5 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Much better to stick stuff on, fold it in half, then eat. Triangles are pretentious and impractical. 

So... 'more working class than you'? 

 

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

10 minutes ago, Nummer Neunzehn said:

What is this defence of toast cut into rectangles? Is it a ‘I’m more working class than you’ thing, or am I missing something? The triangles fit into your mouth better. 

 

5 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

If you get triangles tomorrow can you push them slightly further out of the picture? Ta in advance. 

Yeah it was the only let down. Fucking toast cut into triangles. 

[cloggypop]

1 minute ago, Nummer Neunzehn said:

So... 'more working class than you'? 

 

 

Nothing class based there. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Fucking Peasants. 

[cloggypop]

Triangular toast is for twats. 

 

 

[Edward.]

9 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Correction. I'm heading to Corbridge.

Couple of good Italian restaurants in Corbridge. Don’t really drink on Corbridge.. But The Angel is a nice pub. Quite expensive though for round here.

[Bob]

If you’re eating a plated cooked breakfast with your fingers you’re letting yourself down.

 

if you’re making a breakfast sandwich part way through eating a plated cooked breakfast, you’re a scruff.

[Edward.]

The Beaumont Hotel in Hexham 3 miles away does amazing food.

[mgw100]

Just now, Bob Spunkmouse said:

 

 

if you’re making a breakfast sandwich part way through eating a plated cooked breakfast, you’re a scruff.

Nah

[Barrington Womble]

44 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Chollerford.

 

Anyway, this was today's offering. Usuall I'd like another egg and sausage but I'm not going to let that spoil what was otherwise a good breakfast. 

 

Nice thick bacon and everything cooked to perfection. 

 

 

Is that the same place as yesterday Mick? 

[Chip Butty]

24 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Triangular toast is for twats. 

 

 

Its the ponce cut. 

[Curly]

58 minutes ago, Nummer Neunzehn said:

What is this defence of toast cut into rectangles? Is it a ‘I’m more working class than you’ thing, or am I missing something? The triangles fit into your mouth better. 

And up your arse

[Curly]

1 hour ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Chollerford.

 

Anyway, this was today's offering. Usuall I'd like another egg and sausage but I'm not going to let that spoil what was otherwise a good breakfast. 

 

Nice thick bacon and everything cooked to perfection. 

 

 

Terrible portion size, but all that looks proper tasty 

[Curly]

1 hour ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Looks decent that, aside from the toast.

 

Brown fucking toast with a brekkie...

 

[Anubis]

17 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Jesus. I think I’d prefer your burnt efforts.

[Elite]

43 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

If you’re eating a plated cooked breakfast with your fingers you’re letting yourself down.

 

if you’re making a breakfast sandwich part way through eating a plated cooked breakfast, you’re a scruff.

That's the best part.