What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Mudface]

Just now, Rico1304 said:

I once paid £25 for a bacon sandwich at the Intercontinental on Park Lane.  It was shit.  

Christ. I'd be wanting the pig and half a dozen loaves for that.

[Rico1304]

8 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Christ. I'd be wanting the pig and half a dozen loaves for that.

It was room service so that bumped it up but I remember fresh orange being £8.  I have never been back. 
 

Edit; I should point out I only stayed there as I had a billion points from staying at the Holiday Inn at Heathrow when I worked in Staines.  

[Curly]

12 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

I once paid £25 for a bacon sandwich at the Intercontinental on Park Lane.  It was shit.  

Disgraceful.

 

I remember staying at the grafton in London and paid £30 for a pizza and a coke on room service. Was a fucking own label oven pizza. Shite.

 

Although I’ve just seen that you added £8, so if that takes you to £33, then my one was £35.

[Tony Moanero]

I’d have to pay about £40 quid, excluding cover charge, for a cooked breakfast that would keep me going until dinner. A fiver for a sodding tomato! 

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

23 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Hahaha, £5 for a sodding tomato!

 

Yeah but it was grown within the sound of Bow Bells and nurtured by the hands of the pearly king & queen and hand picked by Muvva Brown.

[Captain Turdseye]

@Paulie Dangerously How did your dad manage to get himself barred from a cafe?

[Paulie Dangerously]

13 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

@Paulie Dangerously How did your dad manage to get himself barred from a cafe?

My nan lives round the corner and they left their van right outside her house, it was filled with rubbish and stank. He went in to complain and in the process told them they'd left it unlocked. They asked how he knew, and he said that he'd tried all the doors and it was open. They didn't like that and things escalated to the point he was asked to leave and not return. 

 

Edit: we love a boycott us Dangerouslys. We once boycotted a fruit and veg shop because they made a mildly sarcastic comment about the amount of tomatoes my nan was buying. 

[Lee909]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

Fucking state of this...

 

 

 

 

One sausage, one fucking sausage

Scottish bastard tight in some order

 

The eggs

See where he got the eggs from

 

 

 

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

And they have capitalised quintessentially for no reason. 

The sign of a bastard.

[YorkshireRed]

15 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

My nan lives round the corner and they left their van right outside her house, it was filled with rubbish and stank. He went in to complain and in the process told them they'd left it unlocked. They asked how he knew, and he said that he'd tried all the doors and it was open. They didn't like that and things escalated to the point he was asked to leave and not return. 

 

Edit: we love a boycott us Dangerouslys. We once boycotted a fruit and veg shop because they made a mildly sarcastic comment about the amount of tomatoes my nan was buying. 

My wife might well be descended from the Dangerouslys.

 

She’s a keen boycotter as well. In her case she usually does it without the establishment knowing or because of something she did, not them. 
 

The local garage is currently on the black list because she accidentally drove off without paying and they took appropriate steps to recover their losses.

 
We’ve since moved but she also boycotted the local convenience store for years as she’d congratulated the owners daughter on her pregnancy, only to be informed she wasn’t with child. 
 

The above, in her head, were the fault of the other party, not hers, so she boycotts with the righteousness of the truly wronged. 

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

15 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

My nan lives round the corner and they left their van right outside her house, it was filled with rubbish and stank. He went in to complain and in the process told them they'd left it unlocked. They asked how he knew, and he said that he'd tried all the doors and it was open. They didn't like that and things escalated to the point he was asked to leave and not return. 

 

Edit: we love a boycott us Dangerouslys. We once boycotted a fruit and veg shop because they made a mildly sarcastic comment about the amount of tomatoes my nan was buying. 

Repped for being banned/boycotting. We’re not related, are we?

[KMD7]

5 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Then add tea/coffee water/juice, the sneaky little cover charge and service charge, it’s about £30 all in.

aRdja would love it

[Bob]

12 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Ken Morrison’s contribution to the cause. It is what it is. I had to purchase extra toast which knocks a mark off. The lady who served me it was kindly so mark back on. 
 

Distinctly average but doing the job and still a lot better than anything from the Kurtz stable of breakfasts shaming the nation.

 

5/10. 

I had the big breakfast at Morrison’s on Saturday while my little girl had scrambled eggs on toast. Practically none of mine other than the others egg was good. The bacon was undercooked, the sausage was cheap shite, the fried bread was horrible (but fried bread is horrible, so I’d have swapped it out if I’d realised it was coming), the tomato was raw, the beans were microwaved but probably the next best bit after the egg.

 

the mushrooms were so bad I left them.

 

the toast was warm bread.

 

it wasn’t expensive, but still gets 2/10 and not worthy of a photo.

[Bjornebye]

I'm gonna start burning buildings down you fucking twats 

[Moo]

8 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

 

Edit; I should point out I only stayed there as I had a billion points from staying at the Holiday Inn at Heathrow when I worked in Staines.  

You should have got unlimited points for that.

[Evelyn Tentions]

9 hours ago, Mook said:

Fucking state of this...

 

 

One sausage, half a tomato, one mushroom, no black pudding.

Should be a complaint going in the the advertising standards mob for calling it a full English. It's a half English at best.

[TheHowieLama]

59 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

One sausage, half a tomato, one mushroom, no black pudding.

Should be a complaint going in the the advertising standards mob for calling it a full English. It's a half English at best.

The Jimi Hendrix Experience was more English.

[Guest]

12 hours ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

And they have capitalised quintessentially for no reason. 

There is a reason. In fact, two.

 

1) They're cunts.

2) When they order they can say QBB and the cunts at both ends will know what they're ordering.

 

I feel like I've forgotten anothr reason.....

 

Oh yes.

 

3) They're cunts.

[YorkshireRed]

2 minutes ago, Fluter in Dakota said:

There is a reason. In fact, two.

 

1) They're cunts.

2) When they order they can say QBB and the cunts at both ends will know what they're ordering.

 

I feel like I've forgotten anothr reason.....

 

Oh yes.

 

3) They're cunts.

Words like Quintessential should always be capitalised. They’re what made Britain great. Having said that people believing that words such as quintessential made Britain great is one of the reasons we’re not great anymore. 
 

As you were...  

[Guest]

12 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Words like Quintessential should always be capitalised. They’re what made Britain great. Having said that people believing that words such as quintessential made Britain great is one of the reasons we’re not great anymore. 
 

As you were...  

Quint is of French origin. As is the word essence. So Britain is made great by taking something French and pretendending it's British?

 

We are talking about Gordon Ramsay so that makes perfect sense. Fucking cunt.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Fluter in Dakota said:

Quint is of French origin. As is the word essence. So Britain is made great by taking something French and pretendending it's British?

 

We are talking about Gordon Ramsay so that makes perfect sense. Fucking cunt.

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

1 hour ago, Fluter in Dakota said:

So Britain is made great by taking something French and pretendending it's British?

Not always French but much of our perceived ‘greatness’ has/was built on the innovation of others. Nothing particularly wrong with that until these origins are conveniently forgotten in a nationalistic fervour.

 

I was joking by the way, I don’t really think quintessential should be capitalised or that it put the great into Britain. 

[lifetime fan]

Optional gratuity is a pet hatred of mine, even more so at 15%. 
 

Cheeky greedy cunt. 

[Dave D]

 

I had a toasted sausage sandwich at the weekend with plenty of these two on it- it works. Needs good sausages though  

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Dave D said:

 

I had a toasted sausage sandwich at the weekend with plenty of these two on it- it works. Needs good sausages though  

Not sure if I'm following this correctly but are you suggesting that you put pepper and jam... JAM... on a sausage sandwich?