What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Looks like he is about to pour them all in the bin to be honest Strontz. 

 

 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

59 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The reason the beans aren't on the plate is because she drank them from the bowl before they came.Thats why she is smiling the fucking wicked witch. I hate her. My least favourite Tory by far. 

To be fair, she's more shaggable than Michael Gove. 

[Strontium]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Looks like he is about to pour them all in the bin to be honest Strontz. 

 

He eats them cold out of the tin apparently. I don't have an issue with that, to be fair.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

He eats them cold out of the tin apparently. I don't have an issue with that, to be fair.

Of all the controversial things you don't have an issue with, that is by far the fucking worst. 

[Remmie]

4 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

He eats them cold out of the tin apparently. I don't have an issue with that, to be fair.

You've really reached rock bottom and this is a clear cry for help. You have deeply depraved taste buds and need professional help

[Bjornebye]

@Sugar Ape can you go round and check on your mate? We are a bit worried here. 

[Strontium]

25 minutes ago, Remmie said:

You've really reached rock bottom and this is a clear cry for help. You have deeply depraved taste buds and need professional help

 

Leave Jezza alone. Leave him alone!

[Sugar Ape]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

@Sugar Ape can you go round and check on your mate? We are a bit worried here. 

Nothing to do with me. Keep me out of your depraved pro-beans discussions. 

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

Nothing to do with me. Keep me out of your depraved pro-beans discussions. 

Fuck you. I don't touch the little cunts.

 

Unless its a cat. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

O'Neill's n Euston Road. 2/10

 

Hearty Irish Breakfast. Tea was extra with unlimited refills. £9.30

 

Ok I know it's standard pub food but it was shit. 

 

Mushrooms were soaking wet and rubbery.  Did not eat.

 

Sausages were to stodgy and lukewarm.  Only ate one.

 

Beans were cold.

 

White pudding was nothing special but ate them.

 

Eggs were ok.

 

Don't like grilled tomatoes. 

 

Toast was bread that had been held over a 40w bulb but used it to eat the bacon and egg.

 

Hash browns were cold and overcooked or reheated from yesterday. Did not eat.

 

 

[Anubis]

On 22/02/2020 at 12:51, cloggypop said:

He's never going to eat that though. It's a photo opportunity to try and make him look like a normal bean eating compassionate human being. It's the equivalent of Farage with a pint. 

Bollocks excuse. He’s a beaner and that's game, set and match. All beaners are related to Boris Johnson and wrong’uns.

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

O'Neill's n Euston Road. 2/10

 

Hearty Irish Breakfast. Tea was extra with unlimited refills. £9.30

 

Ok I know it's standard pub food but it was shit. 

 

Mushrooms were soaking wet and rubbery.  Did not eat.

 

Sausages were to stodgy and lukewarm.  Only ate one.

 

Beans were cold.

 

White pudding was nothing special but ate them.

 

Eggs were ok.

 

Don't like grilled tomatoes. 

 

Toast was bread that had been held over a 40w bulb but used it to eat the bacon and egg.

 

Hash browns were cold and overcooked or reheated from yesterday. Did not eat.

 

 

 

 

At least they turned the 40w bulb on for the 'toast', because it looks like they forgot to for the bacon. I can hear the oink from here.

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Bollocks excuse. He’s a beaner and that's game, set and match. All beaners are related to Boris Johnson and wrong’uns.

Non beaners believe "Boris" Johnson. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

53 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

At least they turned the 40w bulb on for the 'toast', because it looks like they forgot to for the bacon. I can hear the oink from here.

It was wholemeal bread. They somehow managed to make wholemeal bread look like white bread. 

[Champ]

2 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

It was wholemeal bread. They somehow managed to make wholemeal bread look like white bread. 

What’s it doing just sat on the table?

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, Champ said:

What’s it doing just sat on the table?

Sulking

[Dougie Do'ins]

Just now, Champ said:

What’s it doing just sat on the table?

It came perched on the side of the plate. I moved it as it was in the way.

[TheHowieLama]

In the way??

It is damn near the only edible thing in the frame.

[Champ]

2 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

It came perched on the side of the plate. I moved it as it was in the way.

Oo, the crumbs

[cloggypop]

[Guest]

On 22/02/2020 at 13:08, Tony Moanero said:

BEANZ

MEANZ

CUNTZ

Repped. 

On 22/02/2020 at 16:39, Bjornebye said:

The reason the beans aren't on the plate is because she drank them from the bowl before they came.Thats why she is smiling the fucking wicked witch. I hate her. My least favourite Tory by far. 

You have a most favourite? 

[Bjornebye]

6 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

O'Neill's n Euston Road. 2/10

 

Hearty Irish Breakfast. Tea was extra with unlimited refills. £9.30

 

Ok I know it's standard pub food but it was shit. 

 

Mushrooms were soaking wet and rubbery.  Did not eat.

 

Sausages were to stodgy and lukewarm.  Only ate one.

 

Beans were cold.

 

White pudding was nothing special but ate them.

 

Eggs were ok.

 

Don't like grilled tomatoes. 

 

Toast was bread that had been held over a 40w bulb but used it to eat the bacon and egg.

 

Hash browns were cold and overcooked or reheated from yesterday. Did not eat.

 

 

I keep refreshing BBC news. 

[Remmie]

Was it actually served in prison?

[Bruce Spanner]

9 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

O'Neill's n Euston Road. 2/10

 

Hearty Irish Breakfast. Tea was extra with unlimited refills. £9.30

 

Ok I know it's standard pub food but it was shit. 

 

Mushrooms were soaking wet and rubbery.  Did not eat.

 

Sausages were to stodgy and lukewarm.  Only ate one.

 

Beans were cold.

 

White pudding was nothing special but ate them.

 

Eggs were ok.

 

Don't like grilled tomatoes. 

 

Toast was bread that had been held over a 40w bulb but used it to eat the bacon and egg.

 

Hash browns were cold and overcooked or reheated from yesterday. Did not eat.

 

 

Told you to go to the pie shop around the corner...

[General Dryness]

9 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

O'Neill's n Euston Road. 2/10

 

Hearty Irish Breakfast. Tea was extra with unlimited refills. £9.30

 

Ok I know it's standard pub food but it was shit. 

 

Mushrooms were soaking wet and rubbery.  Did not eat.

 

Sausages were to stodgy and lukewarm.  Only ate one.

 

Beans were cold.

 

White pudding was nothing special but ate them.

 

Eggs were ok.

 

Don't like grilled tomatoes. 

 

Toast was bread that had been held over a 40w bulb but used it to eat the bacon and egg.

 

Hash browns were cold and overcooked or reheated from yesterday. Did not eat.

 

 

Mandatory hash brown neg.

 

I've been very clear on this.