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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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16 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Get some Boerewors on the plate and shut the fuck up. 

First there's talk about beef sausages, then there's talk about foreign wars. There are some things that are better not learning about.

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Love Thy Neighbour. Hatton Garden. Liverpool. 

 

£8.95 but 20% off because I stayed next door at Sleep, eat, love. 

 

I didnt order but the idiot i was with ordered poached eggs, I would have gone for fried, they were however very well done. 

The picture shown shows 2 pieces of black pudding, I took 1 off her plate as she didn’t want it. 

 

It was average if I’m honest, 6/10 the breakfast didn’t include a brew either. 

 

 

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34 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Love Thy Neighbour. Hatton Garden. Liverpool. 

 

£8.95 but 20% off because I stayed next door at Sleep, eat, love. 

 

I didnt order but the idiot i was with ordered poached eggs, I would have gone for fried, they were however very well done. 

The picture shown shows 2 pieces of black pudding, I took 1 off her plate as she didn’t want it. 

 

It was average if I’m honest, 6/10 the breakfast didn’t include a brew either. 

 

 

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What score did yer ma give it?

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10 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I’d be livid if I paid nine quid and only got one sausage. I’d fucking kick off (send my wife to complain whilst I pretended to be doing something on my phone). Mixing mushrooms with beans is discraceful.

Kinky. 

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1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

Streaky bacon!

 

Beans mixed with the shrooms!!

 

1 Sausage!!!

 

I hope you loved them enough to put them out of their misery right there and then Bitchy.

Yeah the bacon was streaky shite.

1 hour ago, Pidge said:

Have you mixed the mushrooms and beans together, or is that how they were served?

No, that's how they came, I wasn't impressed.

1 hour ago, cloggypop said:

It's a bean and mushroom casserole. 

Bad isn't it.

1 hour ago, belarus said:

What score did yer ma give it?

Your ma gave me an 11.

 

 

Looking back I've scored too high giving them 6, some guy was white as a ghost in there and had about 5 people around him flapping thinking he was gonna pass out, I was thinking man the fuck up you shitbag, I had enough brandy to sink a warship last night and I'm just getting on with things. Snowflake generation and all that, so that activity addled my mind while scoring.

 

REVISED SCORE: 3.7/10

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2 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Love Thy Neighbour. Hatton Garden. Liverpool. 

 

£8.95 but 20% off because I stayed next door at Sleep, eat, love. 

 

I didnt order but the idiot i was with ordered poached eggs, I would have gone for fried, they were however very well done. 

The picture shown shows 2 pieces of black pudding, I took 1 off her plate as she didn’t want it. 

 

It was average if I’m honest, 6/10 the breakfast didn’t include a brew either. 

 

 

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Negged for being too much of a shithouse to post your own breakfast and the beans, obviously

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15 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Love Thy Neighbour. Hatton Garden. Liverpool. 

 

£8.95 but 20% off because I stayed next door at Sleep, eat, love. 

 

I didnt order but the idiot i was with ordered poached eggs, I would have gone for fried, they were however very well done. 

The picture shown shows 2 pieces of black pudding, I took 1 off her plate as she didn’t want it. 

 

It was average if I’m honest, 6/10 the breakfast didn’t include a brew either. 

 

 

68CB6865-D2B3-473D-BF20-FA0D6AEEB242.jpeg

Pics or GTFO

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