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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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55 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

3 sausages

5 bacon

2 black pudding
2 fried bread

2 toast

3 hash brown

1 whole tomato

Home made spicy beans
HP

Tea

Beer

Keys &

Conker. 
 

Obviously no egg or mushrooms as I can’t stand them but apart from wanting those I can’t see how anyone could criticise it. 

 

 

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I like that but to be perfect it would have to lose a black pudding slice to make room for an egg. It has to be beans or tomatoes for me, both is too much. If I was to be really picky then i would criticise the fried bread, crust (if thats what it is) should never be used. Not a bad effort though.

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3 minutes ago, A Red said:

I like that but to be perfect it would have to lose a black pudding slice to make room for an egg. It has to be beans or tomatoes for me, both is too much. If I was to be really picky then i would criticise the fried bread, crust (if thats what it is) should never be used. Not a bad effort though.


Don’t eat eggs or mushrooms but a breakfast should always have 2 slices of black pudding. And if you eat them then 2 eggs. 
 

It’s a meal to last you the day. 
 

And I love the crust on a fried slice. 

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Just now, Mook said:

Get rid of all that pointless bread, the hash browns & the conker, replace them with eggs, haggis & Heinz beans & you're talking my language you fat bastard.


A breakfast has to have fried bread and toast. 
 

The hash browns I just do because they’re there, have no particularly strong feelings either way. 
 

Love haggis but never had it on a breakfast. 
 

Was Heinz beans with leftover chorizo that needed using up, red onion, Tabasco, hot paprika, sriracha sauce and chipotle sauce. 

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2 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

I doubt I'd be eating all day tomorrow after eating that. 

 

It looks a bit dry for my liking but at the end of the day, I wasn't eating it.


How many meals would you normally eat in a day if you have a fry up? 

The beans and lashings of HP sorts that out mate. 

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28 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:


How many meals would you normally eat in a day if you have a fry up? 

The beans and lashings of HP sorts that out mate. 

I had a fry up in Shirazz yesterday morning. Kept me going until about 8pm.

 

I'm in no way knocking it but there was just to much on that plate for me but each to their own. 

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2 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

3 sausages

5 bacon

2 black pudding
2 fried bread

2 toast

3 hash brown

1 whole tomato

Home made spicy beans
HP

Tea

Beer

Keys &

Conker. 
 

Obviously no egg or mushrooms as I can’t stand them but apart from wanting those I can’t see how anyone could criticise it. 

 

 

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That looks brilliant. 

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