What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

60% for hash Browns is also wrong, when the fuck were hash browns an important part of a fry up, they weren't around on a fry up when I was a lad. 

 

Mind you, I tend to put stuff on a plate what I like, fuck what others think. 

[Remmie]

Hash browns and beans can be fired into the sun

[lifetime fan]

5 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Hash browns and beans can be fired into the sun

To be fair mate when you don’t have sausage, bacon or black pudding on a breakfast you don’t have an opinion. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

5 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Hash browns and beans can be fired into the sun

 

I don't mind beans in certain dishes. Prefer not to have them on a fry up, but if they are on there then I'll eat them. Hash browns can fuck off though, as can any potato element on a fry up. I'm old school for fry ups.

 

Sausages

Bacon

Egg

Black pudding

Tomatoes, fried properly. 

Fried bread done in dripping. 

[Jairzinho]

13 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Hash browns and beans can be fired into the sun

 

7 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

To be fair mate when you don’t have sausage, bacon or black pudding on a breakfast you don’t have an opinion. 

 

To be fair, firing them in to the sun is how you'd cook them.

[lifetime fan]

3 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

 

 

To be fair, firing them in to the sun is how you'd cook them.

And they’d still taste a million times better than fake meat. 

[Barrington Womble]

Fuck me. What an abomination. I'm early for a flight at Manchester airport. Against all my better instincts, I had time to kill, so went for a fry up in something called "bar mcr". Rather like the name of the bar, this meal has absolutely no redeeming features, I deserve a medal for trying to eat it. It somehow photographs better than the reality. 

2 bacon

2 sausage

2 egg

Black pudding

Hash brown

Fungus

Tomato 

Beans. 

 

Even the bean haters here would have liked the beans best as the rest of it was that shit. The eggs were so fucking greasy. The bacon cooked ok one end but almost raw the other and tasted of nothing, how is that possible? Hash browns were again too greasy, clearly cooked in a deep fat fry that wasn't hot enough. And the last comments are saved for the sausages. Sausages are my favourite bit of a breakfast. I love a great sausage, but I'm not a sausage snob, I like some pretty crap quality sausages too (I can even enjoy a Richmond sausage). But these, what the fuck were they? They were somehow worse than a chippy sausage and managed even less flavour and again, just so full of grease. 

 

Without doubt the worst breakfast I've every paid for. And 12 fucking quid and the toast and coffee was extra, so 15 quid in total. 0/10. Shit manc cunts. 

[aRdja]

17 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Fuck me. What an abomination. I'm early for a flight at Manchester airport. Against all my better instincts, I had time to kill, so went for a fry up in something called "bar mcr". Rather like the name of the bar, this meal has absolutely no redeeming features, I deserve a medal for trying to eat it. It somehow photographs better than the reality. 

2 bacon

2 sausage

2 egg

Black pudding

Hash brown

Fungus

Tomato 

Beans. 

 

Even the bean haters here would have liked the beans best as the rest of it was that shit. The eggs were so fucking greasy. The bacon cooked ok one end but almost raw the other and tasted of nothing, how is that possible? Hash browns were again too greasy, clearly cooked in a deep fat fry that wasn't hot enough. And the last comments are saved for the sausages. Sausages are my favourite bit of a breakfast. I love a great sausage, but I'm not a sausage snob, I like some pretty crap quality sausages too (I can even enjoy a Richmond sausage). But these, what the fuck were they? They were somehow worse than a chippy sausage and managed even less flavour and again, just so full of grease. 

 

Without doubt the worst breakfast I've every paid for. And 12 fucking quid and the toast and coffee was extra, so 15 quid in total. 0/10. Shit manc cunts. 

Hahahaha.

[Bjornebye]

I don't even know what life is anymore. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Bulk bought cheap ingredients by the looks of things, the sausages look rank. 

[Elite]

£15 for that.

 

 

Hahahaha 

[Bjornebye]

The bacon looks more cooked than recent bacon on here 

[Jairzinho]

I'd be surprised if that was £1 worth of food.

[Anubis]

I was in Manchester Airport this morning, albeit a tad earlier than Barry. I stuck to a coffee, and I think that’s borne my decision out.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Is that one toast cut in half or two very small peices? 

[Barrington Womble]

25 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Is that one toast cut in half or two very small peices? 

It is on slice cut in half. And one scabby packet of butter to spread between the two slices. 

[TheHowieLama]

You got aRdj'ed

[KMD7]

4 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

Fuck me. What an abomination. I'm early for a flight at Manchester airport. Against all my better instincts, I had time to kill, so went for a fry up in something called "bar mcr". Rather like the name of the bar, this meal has absolutely no redeeming features, I deserve a medal for trying to eat it. It somehow photographs better than the reality. 

2 bacon

2 sausage

2 egg

Black pudding

Hash brown

Fungus

Tomato 

Beans. 

 

Even the bean haters here would have liked the beans best as the rest of it was that shit. The eggs were so fucking greasy. The bacon cooked ok one end but almost raw the other and tasted of nothing, how is that possible? Hash browns were again too greasy, clearly cooked in a deep fat fry that wasn't hot enough. And the last comments are saved for the sausages. Sausages are my favourite bit of a breakfast. I love a great sausage, but I'm not a sausage snob, I like some pretty crap quality sausages too (I can even enjoy a Richmond sausage). But these, what the fuck were they? They were somehow worse than a chippy sausage and managed even less flavour and again, just so full of grease. 

 

Without doubt the worst breakfast I've every paid for. And 12 fucking quid and the toast and coffee was extra, so 15 quid in total. 0/10. Shit manc cunts. 

Repped for sheer shitness

[Tony Moanero]

4 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

Fuck me. What an abomination. I'm early for a flight at Manchester airport. Against all my better instincts, I had time to kill, so went for a fry up in something called "bar mcr". Rather like the name of the bar, this meal has absolutely no redeeming features, I deserve a medal for trying to eat it. It somehow photographs better than the reality. 

2 bacon

2 sausage

2 egg

Black pudding

Hash brown

Fungus

Tomato 

Beans. 

 

Even the bean haters here would have liked the beans best as the rest of it was that shit. The eggs were so fucking greasy. The bacon cooked ok one end but almost raw the other and tasted of nothing, how is that possible? Hash browns were again too greasy, clearly cooked in a deep fat fry that wasn't hot enough. And the last comments are saved for the sausages. Sausages are my favourite bit of a breakfast. I love a great sausage, but I'm not a sausage snob, I like some pretty crap quality sausages too (I can even enjoy a Richmond sausage). But these, what the fuck were they? They were somehow worse than a chippy sausage and managed even less flavour and again, just so full of grease. 

 

Without doubt the worst breakfast I've every paid for. And 12 fucking quid and the toast and coffee was extra, so 15 quid in total. 0/10. Shit manc cunts. 

Dropping £15 down the bog and taking a dump on it, would have been more enjoyable.

 

[Barrington Womble]

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Dropping £15 down the bog and taking a dump on it, would have been more enjoyable.

 

Don't worry, it's now down the bog, it moved through me quickly. 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

It looks like they started to cook the tomato, then thought better of it as they had to cut some toast up into child-sized portions.

 

Anyway, sympathy rep for Barry. You ok, hun?

[Dougie Do'ins]

5 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

It is on slice cut in half. And one scabby packet of butter to spread between the two slices. 

Utter shower of bastards.

[Paulie Dangerously]

9 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

Fuck me. What an abomination. I'm early for a flight at Manchester airport. Against all my better instincts, I had time to kill, so went for a fry up in something called "bar mcr". Rather like the name of the bar, this meal has absolutely no redeeming features, I deserve a medal for trying to eat it. It somehow photographs better than the reality. 

2 bacon

2 sausage

2 egg

Black pudding

Hash brown

Fungus

Tomato 

Beans. 

 

Even the bean haters here would have liked the beans best as the rest of it was that shit. The eggs were so fucking greasy. The bacon cooked ok one end but almost raw the other and tasted of nothing, how is that possible? Hash browns were again too greasy, clearly cooked in a deep fat fry that wasn't hot enough. And the last comments are saved for the sausages. Sausages are my favourite bit of a breakfast. I love a great sausage, but I'm not a sausage snob, I like some pretty crap quality sausages too (I can even enjoy a Richmond sausage). But these, what the fuck were they? They were somehow worse than a chippy sausage and managed even less flavour and again, just so full of grease. 

 

Without doubt the worst breakfast I've every paid for. And 12 fucking quid and the toast and coffee was extra, so 15 quid in total. 0/10. Shit manc cunts. 

Pity rep as I've fallen for that scam too 

[Bjornebye]

5 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

It is on slice cut in half. And one scabby packet of butter to spread between the two slices. 

You'd think they would have learnt after 9/11. Antagonising fucks. 

[Bob]

9 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

Fuck me. What an abomination. I'm early for a flight at Manchester airport. Against all my better instincts, I had time to kill, so went for a fry up in something called "bar mcr". Rather like the name of the bar, this meal has absolutely no redeeming features, I deserve a medal for trying to eat it. It somehow photographs better than the reality. 

2 bacon

2 sausage

2 egg

Black pudding

Hash brown

Fungus

Tomato 

Beans. 

 

Even the bean haters here would have liked the beans best as the rest of it was that shit. The eggs were so fucking greasy. The bacon cooked ok one end but almost raw the other and tasted of nothing, how is that possible? Hash browns were again too greasy, clearly cooked in a deep fat fry that wasn't hot enough. And the last comments are saved for the sausages. Sausages are my favourite bit of a breakfast. I love a great sausage, but I'm not a sausage snob, I like some pretty crap quality sausages too (I can even enjoy a Richmond sausage). But these, what the fuck were they? They were somehow worse than a chippy sausage and managed even less flavour and again, just so full of grease. 

 

Without doubt the worst breakfast I've every paid for. And 12 fucking quid and the toast and coffee was extra, so 15 quid in total. 0/10. Shit manc cunts. 

You need to pay more attention Barry. I gave ample warning not to touch Manchester airport breakfast at the beginning of the month. You were warned.