What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[TheHowieLama]

16 minutes ago, Elite said:

Not sure about the Oreos.

Racist

[Chip Butty]

I hate you for its brilliance, you massive fucking queg. 

 

 

Best breckie posted for at least a month.

 

 

 

Cunt. 

[KMD7]

12 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

My missus made us both a sausage and egg sarnie for breakfast just now.

 

she brought it through to me with the words “of that isn’t the best egg, I don’t know what is”.

 

its a good job I like cooking and she has many other qualities.

 

 

Hahahhahahahahaha

[Bob]

Eggy tiger bread, muzzles, bacon and beans. Heaven.

 

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Tilda's kitchen. 

 

Comfortably the best breakfast to feature on this thread in many months. 

 

Every element cooked to perfection with the exception of one poached egg cooked a few seconds too long. Black pudding a highlight. 

 

£8.50 so ardja prices but we'll worth it. Toast not pictured but included, toasted brown with real butter. 

 

[Pidge]

Looks lovely that, just one rasher of bacon though?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just now, Pidge said:

Looks lovely that, just one rasher of bacon though?

Two. One was under the hash browns 

[Dougie Do'ins]

Poached eggs on a fry up ?

 

[Barrington Womble]

It's nice in Tilda's. I think I posted one on here a little while back. I might even take myself there tomorrow if I can find time. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

1 hour ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Poached eggs on a fry up ?

 

On a cooked breakfast? Acceptable. 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Tilda's kitchen. 

 

Comfortably the best breakfast to feature on this thread in many months. 

 

Every element cooked to perfection with the exception of one poached egg cooked a few seconds too long. Black pudding a highlight. 

 

£8.50 so ardja prices but we'll worth it. Toast not pictured but included, toasted brown with real butter. 

 

Looks decent enough, although the sauces are burnt, the bean juice has ruined part of the bacon and half of tomato (mingebags!) and the hash browns are straight out of Farm Foods. Where’s the toast? I’m feeling generous, so 6/10.

[Oh Buoy]

 

The best part of this is the drawing of the baked bean burger. 

[Mook]

2 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Eggy tiger bread, muzzles, bacon and beans. Heaven.

 

 

Muzzles? 

 

I think that's the only thing I've ever seen that's worse than eating the fucking things.

[Dougie Do'ins]

59 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

On a cooked breakfast? Acceptable. 

I like poached eggs. I actually prefer them to fried but on a fry up they have to be fried.

[Bob]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

Muzzles? 

 

I think that's the only thing I've ever seen that's worse than eating the fucking things.

Autocorrect got its grubby little fingers involved.

 

*muzzies.

[cloggypop]

4 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Autocorrect got its grubby little fingers involved.

 

*muzzies.

[Jairzinho]

Political correctness gone mad from autocorrect there. 

[Bjornebye]

I can't believe my eyes. We appear to have a cooked bit of bacon on a breakfast for the first time in months. 

 

The rest of you can fuck off. 

[Tony Moanero]

6 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Eggy tiger bread, muzzles, bacon and beans. Heaven.

 

 

Negged for eating eggy bread and beans together. Actually, negged for having beans with anything.

[TheHowieLama]

Just negged -- first of all it is called french toast -- and you have syrup on that, which immediately removes pretty much everything else from that plate

[Bob]

17 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Just negged -- first of all it is called french toast -- and you have syrup on that, which immediately removes pretty much everything else from that plate

I’ll just leave this here...

 

 

[Chip Butty]

3 hours ago, cloggypop said:

I'm with you. The National Affronted. 

[Trumo]

Who the fuck adds milk to their eggy bread?

[Chip Butty]

5 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

I’ll just leave this here...

 

 

Bob, you should change your name to Bernie Inn.  

[Chip Butty]

1 minute ago, Trumo said:

Who the fuck adds milk to their eggy bread?

The Welsh and those who believe fried potatoes, in varying forms, should exist on a breakfast plate.