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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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Dr Arthur De Sabre
Dr Arthur De Sabre

Gather round boys, I’m back from the future:     home made pizza bases- hence the authentic misshapenness. couple of pork sausages, black pudding, beans - loads of the fuckers

Bernard Diomede
Bernard Diomede

Me Ma’s effort today, everything cooked exactly as I like it. Minus a point for the lack of black pudding the lazy cow and half a point for one of the sausages breaking. 2 pieces of toast accompanied

Atticus Finch
Atticus Finch

Just done me and the mrs a cooked breakfast for tea, been on the allotment all day and was starving. Mrs asked why I was taking a photo, told her it was so I could be abused by strange men off the int

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lifetime fan Grand Master

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Grounded, Glos Rd. 

 

2 eggs - dipped me toast in the yolk and tried to eat them. Still don’t like them. 

2 sausages - very good quality but not hot enough. 

2 bacon - again good quality and cooked perfectly. 

2 hash browns - needed to be cooked longer, not crispy enough. 

2 chorizo and black pudding hash - looked grim but tasted amazing! 

2 toast - nice granary bread and the salted butter was lovely. 

2 halves of tomato - no where near cooked enough, let down a very good breakfast. 

Mushrooms - tried them, cooked well, still don’t like them. 

Fried potatoes - not necessary but I’m a fat cunt so enjoyed them anyway. 

Beans - cooked well and the sauce reduced nicely. 

Chilli sauce - didn’t even bother trying it, had HP of course. 

Keys. 

Conker. 

 

Pricey at £10.95 without tea, but hot sausages and a few more minutes cooking for the toms and hash brown and it would have been excellent. 

 

A very strong 8.5/10 

 

 

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Barrington Womble Grand Master

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On 24/09/2019 at 12:36, Pidge said:

Full Irish in central Antwerp while I wait for my train.  Far too much bean juice and cheap components (tasted nice though, white pudding esp) but set me up for the trip home nicely.  Dog turd sausages looked especially cheap but were actually quite nice. Let themselves down with the bacon though. 4 or 5 out of 10.

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I don't think that's too bad for the continent. You can't have everything and the bacon looks ok. 

41 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Relatively healthy version from me this morning (well it’s a sensible amount of calories at least).

 

Be gentle.

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What are those sausages made out of? 

7 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Grounded, Glos Rd. 

 

2 eggs - dipped me toast in the yolk and tried to eat them. Still don’t like them. 

2 sausages - very good quality but not hot enough. 

2 bacon - again good quality and cooked perfectly. 

2 hash browns - needed to be cooked longer, not crispy enough. 

2 chorizo and black pudding hash - looked grim but tasted amazing! 

2 toast - nice granary bread and the salted butter was lovely. 

2 halves of tomato - no where near cooked enough, let down a very good breakfast. 

Mushrooms - tried them, cooked well, still don’t like them. 

Fried potatoes - not necessary but I’m a fat cunt so enjoyed them anyway. 

Beans - cooked well and the sauce reduced nicely. 

Chilli sauce - didn’t even bother trying it, had HP of course. 

Keys. 

Conker. 

 

Pricey at £10.95 without tea, but hot sausages and a few more minutes cooking for the toms and hash brown and it would have been excellent. 

 

A very strong 8.5/10 

 

 

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Looks ok that. I could live without the fungus and undercooked tomato though. 

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Bob Grand Master

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My missus made us both a sausage and egg sarnie for breakfast just now.

 

she brought it through to me with the words “of that isn’t the best egg, I don’t know what is”.

 

its a good job I like cooking and she has many other qualities.

 

 

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28 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Grounded, Glos Rd. 

 

2 eggs - dipped me toast in the yolk and tried to eat them. Still don’t like them. 

2 sausages - very good quality but not hot enough. 

2 bacon - again good quality and cooked perfectly. 

2 hash browns - needed to be cooked longer, not crispy enough. 

2 chorizo and black pudding hash - looked grim but tasted amazing! 

2 toast - nice granary bread and the salted butter was lovely. 

2 halves of tomato - no where near cooked enough, let down a very good breakfast. 

Mushrooms - tried them, cooked well, still don’t like them. 

Fried potatoes - not necessary but I’m a fat cunt so enjoyed them anyway. 

Beans - cooked well and the sauce reduced nicely. 

Chilli sauce - didn’t even bother trying it, had HP of course. 

Keys. 

Conker. 

 

Pricey at £10.95 without tea, but hot sausages and a few more minutes cooking for the toms and hash brown and it would have been excellent. 

 

A very strong 8.5/10 

 

 

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Good of them to let you make your own toast.

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Brownie Grand Master

Brownie

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19 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

I've seen them in the supermarket. Are they as dry and tasteless as they look?

They’re on the dry side (on the outside anyway, not bad inside). They taste nice.

 

Are they as good as fatty fried pork sausages? Well it depends what sausages you get. I’ve had plenty of shite pork sausages.

 

But as I say, my main aim at the minute is to get in shape so gotta make compromises somewhere. It’s like people in work who take the piss if someone have a salad; problem is they’re big fat cunts so you know...

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