What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Elite]

8 hours ago, Brownie said:

Keto shmeto.

 

Calorie Fucking Deficit.

I don't do it for weight.

[Jairzinho]

 

16 hours ago, Elite said:

Doing keto so no beans or toast.

Easy to see why the fork is hiding.

[Captain Turdseye]

If Elite hadn’t been such a fanny and had instead rightfully added beans and toast then that wouldn’t be too bad at all. 

[Elite]

6 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

If Elite hadn’t been such a fanny and had instead rightfully added beans and toast then that wouldn’t be too bad at all. 

Nicest thing you've ever said to me that.

[Pidge]

Full Irish in central Antwerp while I wait for my train.  Far too much bean juice and cheap components (tasted nice though, white pudding esp) but set me up for the trip home nicely.  Dog turd sausages looked especially cheap but were actually quite nice. Let themselves down with the bacon though. 4 or 5 out of 10.

[TheHowieLama]

Throw Pidge from the train

[cloggypop]

That's the worst thing I've ever seen in Antwerp 

[Pidge]

3 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

That's the worst thing I've ever seen in Antwerp 

You should've seen my hotel room...

[Pidge]

6 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Throw Pidge from the train

Go forage for some mushrooms.

[Trumo]

Were those eggs cooked in the residual heat from the plate?

[Pidge]

1 minute ago, Trumo said:

Were those eggs cooked in the residual heat from the plate?

Haha, as if the plate was hot...

[cloggypop]

I gave up trying to buy a decent fry up over here years ago. The disappointment just wasn't worth it. 

[Pidge]

2 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

I gave up trying to buy a decent fry up over here years ago. The disappointment just wasn't worth it. 

Sure it's better there, last few days has confirmed for me that Belgium is basically a wank version of the Netherlands*

 

*Actually it's been ace, but still the day in Eindhoven was by far the highlight.

[cloggypop]

2 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Sure it's better there, last few days has confirmed for me that Belgium is basically a wank version of the Netherlands*

 

*Actually it's been ace, but still the day in Eindhoven was by far the highlight.

Belgian food is much better, so is the beer. We have better drugs. 

[Remmie]

Did they try and cook the "toast" with a hand dryer?

[Pidge]

7 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Belgian food is much better, so is the beer. We have better drugs. 

The food is good to be fair, this is the outlier. Haven't drunk that much tbh. Went on the duvel on the day I got here, ended up out at 2am and nearly missed the coach to Eindhoven the next day. It's tasty stuff.

[cloggypop]

Duvel tastes far too good for it's strength. Devil beer. 

[Tony Moanero]

42 minutes ago, Pidge said:

 

 

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, cloggypop said:

Duvel tastes far too good for it's strength. Devil beer. 

Stronger beer, especially of the Belgian persuasion, is the best kind. 

[cloggypop]

16 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Stronger beer, especially of the Belgian persuasion, is the best kind. 

If you have the willpower and respect to sip then it's great. 

[Pidge]

De koninck, very nice as well.

[Fugitive]

3 hours ago, Pidge said:

Full Irish in central Antwerp while I wait for my train.  Far too much bean juice and cheap components (tasted nice though, white pudding esp) but set me up for the trip home nicely.  Dog turd sausages looked especially cheap but were actually quite nice. Let themselves down with the bacon though. 4 or 5 out of 10.

That’s just a cry for help.

[Tony Moanero]

Seen this on twitter.

 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Seen this on twitter.

 

Undercooked bacon and egg but I'd eat that. The potato waffle isn't traditionally a fry-up ingredient but it goes really well with fried eggs.

[Fugitive]

8 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Seen this on twitter.