What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

42 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Tagliatelle. I use a pair of Victorian silver sugar tongs. A teaspoon for M&M’s, the tongs for pasta dishes.

 

Junkie gear 

[Elite]

47 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Tagliatelle. I use a pair of Victorian silver sugar tongs. A teaspoon for M&M’s, the tongs for pasta dishes.

 

Look worse than a back-heel to the bollocks those Tony.

[lifetime fan]

5 hours ago, Sixtimes Dog said:

 

Castrol GTEggs

 

 

[aRdja]

Thoughts?

[Elite]

12 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Thoughts?

Eating that would be messy as fuck.

 

For that reason, I'm out.

[Dougie Do'ins]

12 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Thoughts?

It's to early to post my thoughts on that.

[Bjornebye]

Its spewing beans ffs. I'm ringing them now and kicking off. Scruffy gets. 

[TheHowieLama]

Take out the beans and

 

20 minutes ago, Elite said:

Eating that would be messy as fuck.

 

For that reason, I'm out.

In.

[General Dryness]

I would have thought that the strongest objections on here would be to their use of the word bap.

[TheHowieLama]

Yeah - Roll looks barmish

[Barrington Womble]

So I was at the cricket yesterday, so had a fry up on the way in a cafe I've not been to before "the front room cafe" in tollington park road in London near Finsbury park. 

 

Everything is cooked fresh, so a bit of a wait. 1 egg, 2 bacon, 2 sausage (1 comes with the breakfast I added a 2nd), 1 hash brown, beans, toast and tea. Just over a tenner. 

 

Some of the bacon was a little undercooked for me. The sausage was decent, although the skins were tough. Too many beans. Not enough egg. Weird seeded toast. Despite all that, I enjoyed it and the seeded toast was even nice (I'm a firm believer in white toast with a fry up). All in all it was decent enough, 7.5/10. I'm not sure if I'd go back, but purely because I don't eat round there much and there's other places to try I've not been to. It's probably the best fry up I've had around N4. 

 

 

[mgw100]

1 minute ago, Barry Wom said:

So I was at the cricket yesterday, so had a fry up on the way in a cafe I've not been to before "the front room cafe" in tollington park road in London near Finsbury park. 

 

Everything is cooked fresh, so a bit of a wait. 1 egg, 2 bacon, 2 sausage (1 comes with the breakfast I added a 2nd), 1 hash brown, beans, toast and tea. Just over a tenner. 

 

Some of the bacon was a little undercooked for me. The sausage was decent, although the skins were tough. Too many beans. Not enough egg. Weird seeded toast. Despite all that, I enjoyed it and the seeded toast was even nice (I'm a firm believer in white toast with a fry up). All in all it was decent enough, 7.5/10. I'm not sure if I'd go back, but purely because I don't eat round there much and there's other places to try I've not been to. It's probably the best fry up I've had around N4. 

 

 

It's cunts like that giving beans a bad name

[Pidge]

Fucking hell, they give you a whole tin?

[Pureblood]

On 11/09/2019 at 19:11, viRdjil said:

Thoughts?

Why have they called their outlet "The Hoxton" when it's in Holborn?  Postcode wannabe pro-bean trendy cunts. 

[Pureblood]

5 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

So I was at the cricket yesterday, so had a fry up on the way in a cafe I've not been to before "the front room cafe" in tollington park road in London near Finsbury park. 

 

Everything is cooked fresh, so a bit of a wait. 1 egg, 2 bacon, 2 sausage (1 comes with the breakfast I added a 2nd), 1 hash brown, beans, toast and tea. Just over a tenner. 

 

Some of the bacon was a little undercooked for me. The sausage was decent, although the skins were tough. Too many beans. Not enough egg. Weird seeded toast. Despite all that, I enjoyed it and the seeded toast was even nice (I'm a firm believer in white toast with a fry up). All in all it was decent enough, 7.5/10. I'm not sure if I'd go back, but purely because I don't eat round there much and there's other places to try I've not been to. It's probably the best fry up I've had around N4. 

 

 

If I swim hard I might just make it to Egg Island.

[aRdja]

12 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

So I was at the cricket yesterday, so had a fry up on the way in a cafe I've not been to before "the front room cafe" in tollington park road in London near Finsbury park. 

 

Everything is cooked fresh, so a bit of a wait. 1 egg, 2 bacon, 2 sausage (1 comes with the breakfast I added a 2nd), 1 hash brown, beans, toast and tea. Just over a tenner. 

 

Some of the bacon was a little undercooked for me. The sausage was decent, although the skins were tough. Too many beans. Not enough egg. Weird seeded toast. Despite all that, I enjoyed it and the seeded toast was even nice (I'm a firm believer in white toast with a fry up). All in all it was decent enough, 7.5/10. I'm not sure if I'd go back, but purely because I don't eat round there much and there's other places to try I've not been to. It's probably the best fry up I've had around N4. 

 

 

How much was it @Barry Wom?

 

High meat content sausages, always a good sign. No black pudding?

[Pureblood]

5 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

How much was it @Barry Wom?

 

High meat content sausages, always a good sign. No black pudding?

Just over a tenner but he had to pay for the extra sausage.  Pay attention, man, this is a serious thread. 

[Barrington Womble]

3 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

How much was it @Barry Wom?

 

High meat content sausages, always a good sign. No black pudding?

It was a tenner (well maybe 10.25 or something). Black pudding wasn't even an option. They need to get that sorted, fucking hipster cunts. 

[Tony Moanero]

Fucking state of that. Bean juice everywhere, bacon and sausages look undercooked, no black pudding, tomato or mushrooms (latter might have been through choice?), seeded toast. You’ve ruined my day again, Barry, you bastard.

[Dougie Do'ins]

3 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Just over a tenner but he had to pay of the extra sausage.  Pay attention, man, this is a serious thread. 

Seeing as we're being so serious.  What does 'pay of the extra sausage' mean ?

[TheHowieLama]

The beans

are

everywhere

[Pureblood]

Just now, Dougie Do'ins said:

Seeing as we're being so serious.  What does 'pay of the extra sausage' mean ?

Yeah, I made a right aRdja's breakfast of that.  It was edited in time so all was not lost until you came along.  Thanks.

[Barrington Womble]

5 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Seeing as we're being so serious.  What does 'pay of the extra sausage' mean ?

The breakie came with 1 sausage only, so a quid (or 1.50 can't remember now) was for a 2nd sausage. The tenner includes that extra sausage. 

6 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Fucking state of that. Bean juice everywhere, bacon and sausages look undercooked, no black pudding, tomato or mushrooms (latter might have been through choice?), seeded toast. You’ve ruined my day again, Barry, you bastard.

Fungus was a personal choice. Disgusting shite. 

[Tony Moanero]

11 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

 

Fungus was a personal choice. Disgusting shite. 

 

[Jairzinho]

The beans will be disappointed when they look back on that.