What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[General Dryness]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Yes and I used 'poof' pastry. You missed a trick there. 

A hairy pie is slang for a fanny.

 

If you want to use this opportunity to admit you're a massive bender that's entirely up to yourself.

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, General Dryness said:

A hairy pie is slang for a fanny.

 

If you want to use this opportunity to admit you're a massive bender that's entirely up to yourself.

 

Missus not putting out? 

 

So what if I was a raging bent fudge-packer? Would it matter? 

[TheHowieLama]

Breakfast Spam

Break fast spam

Breakfast SPAM

Break fastspam

 

[General Dryness]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Missus not putting out? 

 

So what if I was a raging bent fudge-packer? Would it matter? 

Married people don't do that sort of thing. 

 

Of course it wouldn't matter. Your new bird might be a bit disappointed, but that's collateral damage.

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, General Dryness said:

She's not bad in bed though.

 

I've heard. 

I wouldn’t know, mate. 

 

My wife and I last night.

 

[Jairzinho]

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Would defo have a go on Sybil like. 

 

Obviously Polly more.

 

 

And Manuel. 

[Jairzinho]

The Aussie -

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

The Aussie -

 

Hahahaha I fucking love Fawlty Towers. Seen them all hundreds of times and still has me in fits. Same as Life Of Brian. I know it word for word and still struggle to breath all the way through. 

[Jairzinho]

Watch the lot about once every six months.

[KMD7]

18 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Would defo have a go on Sybil like. 

 

 

Always had a thing for Sybil myself. 

 

Polly had amazing tits

[Jose Jones]

On 24/08/2019 at 19:50, Barry Wom said:

Well here's a home made one today. I was home alone for breakfast, so tried to make something that will get me the other side of the match. It was too much for me, I couldn't finish it and couldn't fit my beans on the plate. 

 

2 bacon

2 Ulster fry

2 black pud

1 white pud

2 pork and pepper sausage

2 tomato sausage

2 eggs

2 home made hash brown

1 fried slice

 

It was fucking lovely though, just a shame I couldn't finish it. 

 

Decent effort that Barry. What the hell is tomato sausage though?

[Tony Moanero]

2 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

Decent effort that Barry. What the hell is tomato sausage though?

Sausage with tomato in it.

[Barrington Womble]

4 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

Decent effort that Barry. What the hell is tomato sausage though?

Just kind of a pork sausage but flavoured with tomato too. A little like maybe you get pork and apple or something. But as you can see from the colour, maybe a bit more tomato. 

[Bjornebye]

Chilli sausages on the BBQ are sent from heaven to change the world for many a lucky man. 

[Guest]

On 24/08/2019 at 11:38, Jairzinho said:

Sausages cooked with a lighter.

The sausages are cooked?

[TheHowieLama]

49 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Just kind of a pork sausage but flavoured with tomato too. A little like maybe you get pork and apple or something. But as you can see from the colour, maybe a bit more tomato. 

Sun dried tomato I could see -- just running a regular mater through a grinder is adding nothing but red water.

 

[Elite]

Not a full brekkie but a light lunch.

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

No toast??? No tea???

 

The cafeteria tray is a nice touch - as is using yer Nan's old china.

 

Egg is done well -- bacon is borderline inedible -- shrooms needed a little more time on the fire.

 

No keys, no conker.

 

6.8/10

[Pidge]

I just don't know why you even bothered.

[Captain Turdseye]

That would be sound if it was between two slices of toast. Plating it up like that without sausages, beans and toast is deviant behaviour. 

[Mudface]

Is it on trend not to bother cooking the bacon these days?

[Bjornebye]

He is going to die from eating that. 

[Jairzinho]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

Not a full brekkie but a light lunch.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

The worst thing is, Ardja would pay 30 quid for that. 

 

We need Lifey back on bacon duty before we all start dying.