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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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48 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

There’s a decent cafe on the road next to Euston, a few doors up from the Strip Club.  He does a good breakfast but don’t what ever you do use the toilet.  

 

Dropped one have you? 

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2 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

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Awful lot of wrongness going in there.

 

A fucking tomato cut in two and lobbed on a plate. 

Why the fuck do they feel the need to put the bean dish on the plate ?

Least said about the toast the better.

Sausages look over cooked.

I'm not arsed about the spread but you should have been given the option.

Where's the steak ? I can only assume you were waiting on a steak as why else would they give you that knife ? How the fuck are you supposed to butter that fucking toast with that knife ?

And chips on a breakie ? That's London for you I suppose.

And why are people referring to them as french fries when they're clearly fucking chips ?

I don't know what to say about this breakfast

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2 hours ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

Hahahaha.....only lifey would say that, they are in the charcoal range of well-doneness.

I burst out laughing at that when I looked at the sausages after reading his comment. Brilliant. 

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3 hours ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

Someone will have tell these establishments that french fries will be banned after Brexit.  

Those monstrosities are not French Fries, they’re oven chips.

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10 hours ago, Sixtimes Dog said:

Toast looks like it was done with a hairdryer.

That's not toast, that's bread that spent five minutes in the sun!

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1 hour ago, Spy Bee said:

That's not toast, that's bread that spent five minutes in the sun!

 

Ha, ha, it looks like it’s blushing because it’s embarrassed to be there.

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2 hours ago, Magic said:

Everything bar the toast and the charcoal sticks looks alright.

Interesting that they're serving bean soup with chips. 

Except the tomatoes, which look like they haven't been in contact with a hot pan.

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4 hours ago, Magic said:

Everything bar the toast and the charcoal sticks looks alright.

Interesting that they're serving bean soup with chips. 

You want to lay of the Magic , Magic 

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Just seen the rogue mushroom. 

 

Shambolic. Either go all out with them or throw it square into Mooks arse. Going to go for a walk. 

 

Fucking one mushroom. 

 

Cunts. 

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1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

Are those your socks?

You're lucky I'm not negging you for that. I didn't order this it was on a mk faceaids page. The only thing I could eat in the pizza box is the eggs and the part of the Styrofoam cup that hadn't touched bean juice. 

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That might be the most Milton Keynes picture I've ever seen. 

 

Don't be fooled into thinking them two black things in the pizza box are black pudding. They are YewTree listening devices. I bet you could sand the walls with that bread. 

 

Why is he resting the food on a chair? And where have the rest of his feet gone? Guaranteed he chose the carpet. If it wasn't for the beans and the miserable table-cloth (you are a colourful guy rem) then I would say that is defo you. Now I am convinced its CT. 

 

Whats in the cage bottom right? I hope its 12 pissed off Honey Badgers with flick-knives. 

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34 minutes ago, Bogman said:

Socks with sliders.

 

When did that happen?

I reckon he bought them from Ethel Austin and painted on the 3 stripes with Tipp-Ex.

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3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I reckon he bought them from Ethel Austin and painted on the 3 stripes with Tipp-Ex.

Confirmed. Its CT. 

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Weekend away in Lyme Regis with my in-laws.

Venue: Alexandra Hotel, Lyme Regis

Price: n/a, included

Ingredients:

1 x Bacon

1 x Sausage

1 x Black Pudding

1 x Fried Egg well done 

1 x Tomato

1x Mushroom

1 x Hash Brown

 

Verdict: It was lovely. Every single element was delicious. One of the best I’ve had. Beautifully plated too. Included photos from both Saturday and Sunday sessions.

 

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