What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Pureblood]

22 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Also, putting the beans in a ramekin? Then you clearly just tipped them out where you wanted them in the first place, meaning you did it just to appease the minority of antibeaners

Cunt majority. 

[cloggypop]

4 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Go on then cunts...do your worst. 

 

You've slightly over done your worst. 

 

No eggs. 

[Guest]

13 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

3 chargrilled sausages

1.5 bacon

2 uncooked black pudding 

Fried beef tomato pretending to be a fried champ cake

2 fried champ cakes pretending to be fried beef tomatoes

Institutionalized Beans

Fried too long bread &

Cremated Toast. 

 

[Fugitive]

“The Falklands, my arse... I went to Lifeys for breakfast!!!”

 

[Karl_b]

Birthday fry-up, I go for one every year on my own, third year in a row I've posted it, I think:

 

2 excellent sausages, perfectly cooked

2 thick pieces of smoked bacon, lovely, perfectly cooked

2 eggs, slightly overdone

2 soda farls (an unexpected but tasty addition)

Beans - great, obviously

Mushrooms - delicious but far too many

Tomato - well seasoned and cooked, will surely be too fancy for some

Toast - bang on

 

Other than the slightly disappointing eggs, too many mushrooms and sloppy plating up, this was a tremendous effort. Really good ingredients, well cooked. 

 

£6.95 (£9.95 including coffee and orange juice) from 'That Place' in Woodseats, Sheffield.

 

8/10, would eat again.

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

WTF have they done to those poor eggs? The plate also looks like a disaster, it is the taste what counts mind. Also prefer tomatoes to be fried properly, or better still replaced with Black pudding. 

[Pureblood]

At least the beans were in a ramekin.

 

Happy birthday, mate. 

[polymerpunkah]

If Dali did breakfast:

 

[lifetime fan]

I don’t even eat fucking eggs and I’d be ashamed to serve them. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Oh yeah, happy Birthday Karl-B. 

[Fugitive]

The eggs.

 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Karl_b said:

Birthday fry-up, I go for one every year on my own, third year in a row I've posted it, I think:

 

2 excellent sausages, perfectly cooked

2 thick pieces of smoked bacon, lovely, perfectly cooked

2 eggs, slightly overdone

2 soda farls (an unexpected but tasty addition)

Beans - great, obviously

Mushrooms - delicious but far too many

Tomato - well seasoned and cooked, will surely be too fancy for some

Toast - bang on

 

Other than the slightly disappointing eggs, too many mushrooms and sloppy plating up, this was a tremendous effort. Really good ingredients, well cooked. 

 

£6.95 (£9.95 including coffee and orange juice) from 'That Place' in Woodseats, Sheffield.

 

8/10, would eat again.

 

I know its your birthday and all but I hope you die from that. Fucking horrendous picture. Even the tomato sauce looks like a mini rampant rabbit is popping out. Its all gone to shit. Fuck you. 

[Tony Moanero]

2 hours ago, Karl_b said:

Birthday fry-up, I go for one every year on my own, third year in a row I've posted it, I think:

 

2 excellent sausages, perfectly cooked

2 thick pieces of smoked bacon, lovely, perfectly cooked

2 eggs, slightly overdone

2 soda farls (an unexpected but tasty addition)

Beans - great, obviously

Mushrooms - delicious but far too many

Tomato - well seasoned and cooked, will surely be too fancy for some

Toast - bang on

 

Other than the slightly disappointing eggs, too many mushrooms and sloppy plating up, this was a tremendous effort. Really good ingredients, well cooked. 

 

£6.95 (£9.95 including coffee and orange juice) from 'That Place' in Woodseats, Sheffield.

 

8/10, would eat again.

 

A proper portion of mushrooms, that. No black pudding is mingebag behaviour, though. I would have sent the eggs back.

 

Happy birthday.

 

Hope you get the shits.

[cloggypop]

Struggling with the concept of too many mushrooms here. 

 

Despite no black pudding it looks really good. 

 

Hope the rest of your birthday was as enjoyable as that. 

[TheHowieLama]

Eggs ala Mesut Ozil

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

50 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Struggling with the concept of too many mushrooms here. 

 

Despite no black pudding it looks really good. 

 

Hope the rest of your birthday was as enjoyable as that. 

I really hope the rest of his birthday was more enjoyable than that.

 

Happy Birthday, Karl_B

[polymerpunkah]

It actually looks pretty good.

 

Pitch the beans, eat the rest, enjoy your birthday.

[Barrington Womble]

So I made a fried slice this morning with the tips off here. Not a full fry up, just a piece of fried bread and a fried egg. But I liked it. Lurpak spreadable butter and a splash of rapeseed oil. It was fucking great. So for next weekend I think I trip to Callahan's in maghull to get their pork and pepper sausage or maybe Cumberland ring and do a full fry up. 

[Chip Butty]

ahahahahah  I've just polished off a couple of slices of fried bread, with fried eggs, myself, Barry. With these last few pages in mind.

 

 

*Internet high five - boom fist - thingy*

[Bob]

I’m seriously hungover, so forgive me eating it on my lap like and animal, while I listen to Prof Brian Cox tell me about how amaaaazing planets are.

 

My other half made me this.

 

Obviously, she has fucked the egg beyond belief, but otherwise, terrific.

 

 

[Pureblood]

Behold the frambled egg.  Like fried eggs?  Like scrambled eggs?  You'll love frambled egg!

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Lifey's cooking style might not lend itself too well to the drier breakfast ingredients, but his tomato standards are top notch.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Happy Birthday Karl.

 

Well that solves the mystery of decommissioned coke ovens in Sheffield; they’re being used to cook eggs.

[Nunavut Patrick]

20 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

I don’t even eat fucking eggs and I’d be ashamed to serve them. 

Would you could you eat an egg in a car?

On a train? With a cider? Could you would lifey I am eat one in a pink polo shirt? With burnt toast? What if it was a Scotch one? Would you could you eat it with Mook? 

[Remmie]

3 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

I’m seriously hungover, so forgive me eating it on my lap like and animal, while I listen to Prof Brian Cox tell me about how amaaaazing planets are.

 

My other half made me this.

 

Obviously, she has fucked the egg beyond belief, but otherwise, terrific.

 

 

A cry for help in the medium of a breakfast