What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Tony Moanero]

3 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

You’ve done well without the dirty counting beans but fucking hell.

 

streaky twatting bacon... I bet the cunts said have a nice day as well. 

 

Potatoes... I’m gutted the famine ended because you’ve been had off. Cheeky cunts may as well stuck a fucking avocado on there, the slags.

 

One sausage and posh poached eggs for €14, they must have thought ‘here comes mr dickhead’.

 

I could go on but you’ve been through enough.

 

I’m gutted for you. Thoughts are with the family.

I’m not one for eating potatoes for breakfast, but to be fair, those ones do look nice.

[Fugitive]

5 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I’m not one for eating potatoes for breakfast, but to be fair, those ones do look nice.

You’re going soft 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

 

[Bjornebye]

Poached eggs on a roast dinner? Fuck off. The kids are crying. Nice one. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Degsy's Diner longmoor lane. 

 

Large breakfast £5.50

2 bacon - griddled and good

2 sausages - disappointing quality

2 eggs - very good

Black pudding - well cooked

Hash brown - great

Fried mushrooms - ok, cut a bit thin

Chopped tomatoes - prefer plum but edible

Beans - Heinz and in a ramakin for fussy fuckers

Not pictured two white heavily buttered toast

Cup of tea - strong

 

Strong 3/5

[Pureblood]

That's a decent effort.  I would've asked for extras of the things I like instead of beans and tomatoes. The eggs look done to perfection.  The sausages are a little undercooked, but that's a minor quibble at £5.50.  

[aRdja]

Venue: Can’t remember the name of the cafe... but it’s in Bristol. 

Price: £10.50 with the black pudding

Verdict: Not the biggest fan. Everything was too dry and lacking in fat/grease... Imagine a health-conscious person tasked with producing a plate of fry-up, but he couldn’t substitute any of the ingredients.

4/10

[Babb'sBurstNad]

34 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Degsy's Diner longmoor lane. 

 

Large breakfast £5.50

2 bacon - griddled and good

2 sausages - disappointing quality

2 eggs - very good

Black pudding - well cooked

Hash brown - great

Fried mushrooms - ok, cut a bit thin

Chopped tomatoes - prefer plum but edible

Beans - Heinz and in a ramakin for fussy fuckers

Not pictured two white heavily buttered toast

Cup of tea - strong

 

Strong 3/5

 

In terms of food, pretty good, but the presentation is poor. Too much space on the plate, and putting a ramekin on top of the bacon should be a hanging offence.

[Paulie Dangerously]

9 minutes ago, TK421 said:

That's a decent effort.  I would've asked for extras of the things I like instead of beans and tomatoes. The eggs look done to perfection.  The sausages are a little undercooked, but that's a minor quibble at £5.50.  

Yeah the price was fantastic for what you got. Was £22odd for 2 large, 2 medium and a beans on toast for the little one. 

[Mook]

3 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Venue: Can’t remember the name of the cafe... but it’s in Bristol. 

Price: £10.50 with the black pudding

Verdict: Not the biggest fan. Everything was too dry and lacking in fat/grease... Imagine a health-conscious person tasked with producing a plate of fry-up, but he couldn’t substitute any of the ingredients.

4/10

Can you set yourself the challenge of paying a reasonable price for a fry up , paying over a tenner is absolutely fucking ridiculous.

 

Plus that bacon looks like an old woman's fanny or something, I would've set the propriotor's house on fire, with his family in it. The bastard.

[Pureblood]

Slow cooked from inside a nun's twat. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just now, Mook said:

Can you set yourself the challenge of paying a reasonable price for a fry up , paying over a tenner is absolutely fucking ridiculous.

 

Plus that bacon looks like an old woman's fanny or something, I would've set the propriotor's house on fire, with his family in it. The bastard.

Scandalous cost

[Dr Nowt]

Eleven nicker and they’ve given you a raw half tomato.

[KMD7]

1 hour ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Degsy's Diner longmoor lane. 

 

Large breakfast £5.50

2 bacon - griddled and good

2 sausages - disappointing quality

2 eggs - very good

Black pudding - well cooked

Hash brown - great

Fried mushrooms - ok, cut a bit thin

Chopped tomatoes - prefer plum but edible

Beans - Heinz and in a ramakin for fussy fuckers

Not pictured two white heavily buttered toast

Cup of tea - strong

 

Strong 3/5

Very good value that for the low price. I'd happily eat it.

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, viRdjil said:

Venue: Can’t remember the name of the cafe... but it’s in Bristol. 

Price: £10.50 with the black pudding

Verdict: Not the biggest fan. Everything was too dry and lacking in fat/grease... Imagine a health-conscious person tasked with producing a plate of fry-up, but he couldn’t substitute any of the ingredients.

4/10

 

Where in Bristol were you mate? 

[Fugitive]

1 hour ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Degsy's Diner longmoor lane. 

 

Large breakfast £5.50

2 bacon - griddled and good

2 sausages - disappointing quality

2 eggs - very good

Black pudding - well cooked

Hash brown - great

Fried mushrooms - ok, cut a bit thin

Chopped tomatoes - prefer plum but edible

Beans - Heinz and in a ramakin for fussy fuckers

Not pictured two white heavily buttered toast

Cup of tea - strong

 

Strong 3/5

Large breakfast... you’ve been had off.

 

The plate is big.

[aRdja]

Just now, lifetime fan said:

 

Where in Bristol were you mate? 

Clifton Downs.

[lifetime fan]

I could fucking murder a fry up this morning. 

 

Only trouble is I'm hungover to fuck, can’t be arsed to get dressed and the only thing I have in is bacon. 

[lifetime fan]

Just now, viRdjil said:

Clifton Downs.

 

On Whiteladies? 

[aRdja]

1 minute ago, lifetime fan said:

 

On Whiteladies? 

Off it. A street opposite where Sainsbury’s is on Whiteladies (I think).

[lifetime fan]

4 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Off it. A street opposite where Sainsbury’s is on Whiteladies (I think).

 

Thats why. 

 

You want to go to the the farmers market on Whiteladies on a Saturday morning. 

 

Sausage, bacon and black pudding on your choice of soft roll or French stick. 

 

Fucking lovely. 

[aRdja]

8 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Thats why. 

 

You want to go to the the farmers market on Whiteladies on a Saturday morning. 

 

Sausage, bacon and black pudding on your choice of soft roll or French stick. 

 

Fucking lovely. 

But then you have to cook it yourself! That’s often problematic for me.

[lifetime fan]

8 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

But then you have to cook it yourself! That’s often problematic for me.

 

No, it’s a stall and they cook it there. 

[aRdja]

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

No, it’s a stall and they cook it there. 

Oh shit.. that sounds great. I’ll pay them a visit next time!

[lifetime fan]

Just had a plate of 6 thick crispy bacon rashers with 2 mugs of tea. 

 

Didn't even have any bread in to make a sandwich so just ate the bacon.