What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

In other words, swap it for a completely different breakfast and you might be in with a shout. 

[Tony Moanero]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

In other words, swap it for a completely different breakfast and you might be in with a shout. 

Ha ha.

[KMD7]

From the brekky bible. Time to put the anti beaner deviants in their place.

 

https://www.englishbreakfastsociety.com/full-english-breakfast.html

 

 

Standard ingredients made it easier to prepare and so the 'common' English breakfast rapidly spread nationally, its standard ingredients of bacon, eggs, sausage, black pudding, baked beans, grilled tomato, fried bread and toast, served with a jams, marmalades, tea/coffee and orange juice.

 

 

[mattyq]

42 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Freaks my nut out to this day that Tony is an antibeaner. 

All the best people are

[Bjornebye]

33 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

From the brekky bible. Time to put the anti beaner deviants in their place.

 

https://www.englishbreakfastsociety.com/full-english-breakfast.html

 

 

Standard ingredients made it easier to prepare and so the 'common' English breakfast rapidly spread nationally, its standard ingredients of bacon, eggs, sausage, black pudding, baked beans, grilled tomato, fried bread and toast, served with a jams, marmalades, tea/coffee and orange juice.

 

 

Paedo 

[lifetime fan]

43 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

From the brekky bible. Time to put the anti beaner deviants in their place.

 

https://www.englishbreakfastsociety.com/full-english-breakfast.html

 

 

Standard ingredients made it easier to prepare and so the 'common' English breakfast rapidly spread nationally, its standard ingredients of bacon, eggs, sausage, black pudding, baked beans, grilled tomato, fried bread and toast, served with a jams, marmalades, tea/coffee and orange juice.

 

 

 

Told you it should always be both. 

[Captain Turdseye]

TLW has never, ever been wrong about anything. 

 

 

[Pureblood]

2 hours ago, KMD7 said:

From the brekky bible. Time to put the anti beaner deviants in their place.

 

https://www.englishbreakfastsociety.com/full-english-breakfast.html

 

 

Standard ingredients made it easier to prepare and so the 'common' English breakfast rapidly spread nationally, its standard ingredients of bacon, eggs, sausage, black pudding, baked beans, grilled tomato, fried bread and toast, served with a jams, marmalades, tea/coffee and orange juice.

 

 

Fuck off.

[Guest]

On 26/05/2019 at 15:29, Bjornebye said:

You clearly don't like her much. Plant food on the worktop? Fuck you. Have you got kids? Because thats the only explanation for the empty egg boxes to be sat there and not in the frigging recycling. Clean your toaster you scruffy fuck. Why is your chopping board made of cheese? 

 

Right them plates. Yep agreed a grilled or fried tomato has a place on a fry up but not that many you fucking hippie. The sausages look like dicks and unless its boerewors then it just looks weird and odd. Eggs looks sound. The black pudding look ashamed to be on the plate, hiding and stuff. Peekaboo. Mushrooms sound and the fried bread doesn't look too bad then you drop a dollop of that fucking bin juice shit and piles in it. Just ask her for a divorce instead of slowly killing the poor womans soul. You've ruined my bank holiday. 

 

Stay on the allotment. Preferably 6ft under you cunt. 

One day all reviews will be written like this.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, KMD7 said:

From the brekky bible. Time to put the anti beaner deviants in their place.

 

https://www.englishbreakfastsociety.com/full-english-breakfast.html

 

 

Standard ingredients made it easier to prepare and so the 'common' English breakfast rapidly spread nationally, its standard ingredients of bacon, eggs, sausage, black pudding, baked beans, grilled tomato, fried bread and toast, served with a jams, marmalades, tea/coffee and orange juice.

 

 

Is this trying to convince us that Heinz Baked Beans were around in the year 1300? I'm telling you now that whoever this cunt Heinz is, if he was around in the year 1300 his head would have been planted on a fucking spike.

[Remmie]

2 hours ago, KMD7 said:

From the brekky bible. Time to put the anti beaner deviants in their place.

 

https://www.englishbreakfastsociety.com/full-english-breakfast.html

 

 

Standard ingredients made it easier to prepare and so the 'common' English breakfast rapidly spread nationally, its standard ingredients of bacon, eggs, sausage, black pudding, baked beans, grilled tomato, fried bread and toast, served with a jams, marmalades, tea/coffee and orange juice.

 

 

Ah yes the full English with its traditional marmalade on it. This breakfast site is as much an authority breakfasts as my farts are an authority to Issey fucking Miyake. 

 

 

[Fugitive]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

TLW has never, ever been wrong about anything. 

 

 

 

[KMD7]

9 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Paedo 

 

8 hours ago, TK421 said:

Fuck off.

 

7 hours ago, Remmie said:

Ah yes the full English with its traditional marmalade on it. This breakfast site is as much an authority breakfasts as my farts are an authority to Issey fucking Miyake. 

 

 

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

Beans were never included with a fry up until the mid sixties.

A ton up boys cafe on the A1 near London added them as a cheap way of bulking out their breakfasts.horrible little fuckers have no place on a proper Northern fry up

Especially since them southern deviants have a problem with black puddings.

Calling beans on a fry up  traditional is like saying the Beatles are traditional musicians

[Babb'sBurstNad]

12 hours ago, KMD7 said:

From the brekky bible. Time to put the anti beaner deviants in their place.

 

https://www.englishbreakfastsociety.com/full-english-breakfast.html

 

 

Standard ingredients made it easier to prepare and so the 'common' English breakfast rapidly spread nationally, its standard ingredients of bacon, eggs, sausage, black pudding, baked beans, grilled tomato, fried bread and toast, served with a jams, marmalades, tea/coffee and orange juice.

 

 

The beans are bad enough, but coffee? 

 

Bring on armageddon.

[Captain Turdseye]

12 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

TLW has never, ever been wrong about anything. 

 

10 hours ago, Fugitive said:

 

 

 

Exactly. Thanks for proving my point.  

[Anubis]

19 hours ago, KMD7 said:

From the brekky bible. Time to put the anti beaner deviants in their place.

 

https://www.englishbreakfastsociety.com/full-english-breakfast.html

 

 

Standard ingredients made it easier to prepare and so the 'common' English breakfast rapidly spread nationally, its standard ingredients of bacon, eggs, sausage, black pudding, baked beans, grilled tomato, fried bread and toast, served with a jams, marmalades, tea/coffee and orange juice.

 

 

So a self-appointed gang of bean-noncers form their own group and put it up on a website, and that’s supposed to be proof that beaners aren’t deviants? They’ve got no official standing beyond the wind blowing out of their own arses.

[Mudface]

To be fair, they also state this, so do have some credibility-

 

Hash browns however are a controversial ingredient that many believe do not belong in a traditional English breakfast. We here at the Society believe that hash browns and french fries are used as a cheap breakfast plate filler in badly run cafes, by people who have no respect for our traditions.

[Remmie]

I'd just like to repeat that these self-appointing bean pushing freaks also state that Jam and Marmalade are standard full English breakfast items. Zero credibility or authority. Cunts. 

 

Where is their key or conker policy? I for one am OUTRAGED!

 

This country.

[Pureblood]

16 minutes ago, Mudface said:

To be fair, they also state this, so do have some credibility-

 

 

 

That last line is a bit Brexity. 

[KMD7]

This morning's offering from McCambridges in Galway.  Delicious but very pricey at €14 (10.95 for brekky and 3 for tea). No toast but soda bread was fantastic. Needed beans and less green shit. Bacon was American style and I have to say tasted lovely. Sausage was incredible. The red stuff is their own tomato relish and was very good. Stuffed after. 9/10

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Repped for the poached eggs. 

[KMD7]

3 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

Repped for the poached eggs. 

Aye mate. Prefer them poached. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, KMD7 said:

Aye mate. Prefer them poached. 

 

Same here, although fried are fine too. Have to be runny though. I also love sticking a fried/poached egg on top of my pizza, heavenly. 

[TheHowieLama]

Yip. Great looking eggs there, nice meat ratio. Black and white pudding?

 

Nice shroom - no beans. Easy 8-10