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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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5 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

Just been to Tilda's Kitchen in Walton Vale and had this. £8.50 with tea and 2 pieces of toast. 

 

There's a 2nd egg hiding under the 1st. Here's an extra hash brown to replace the fungus. The sausages are a little thin for my liking, but they were nice and cooked well and hadn't dried out like skinny sausages after do. And there's a few too many beans. All in all though, it was a nice feed. 7.5/10 from me. 

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Looks good that. Love a bit of bean juice. 

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28 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Another belting breakfast, but, Co-op, when I buy a pack of 6 rashers of bacon, I don’t expect there to only be 5 fucking rashers in there.

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If that was on a menu it would be called 'The Full Saville'

 

Negged.

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2 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Another belting breakfast, but, Co-op, when I buy a pack of 6 rashers of bacon, I don’t expect there to only be 5 fucking rashers in there.

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Yesterday’s leftover scrambled egg, warm bread (butter?), raw tomato and avocado is not my idea of breakfast. Did you cook the bacon or just shove it down your underpants for a week?

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3 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Another belting breakfast, but, Co-op, when I buy a pack of 6 rashers of bacon, I don’t expect there to only be 5 fucking rashers in there.

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Did you like the airport car parking keyring that much?

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4 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Another belting breakfast, but, Co-op, when I buy a pack of 6 rashers of bacon, I don’t expect there to only be 5 fucking rashers in there.

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Interesting that the tomatoes and avocado have been served up representing a penis and a couple of testicles. What does the rest of it represent?

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I’ll let you have your comments on the tomatoes. They were grilled enough that they were cooked and warm through, but they were undercooked without a doubt. But I couldn’t be arsed waiting any longer.

 

as for the rest of the bullshit being spouted, you’re all dead wrong.

 

the bacon fat was crispy and the bacon cooked perfectly. Nothing more to be said.

 

the toast is exactly how I like it. Toasted. Not burned.

 

the avocado was nice.

 

the scrambled eggs were phenomenal, just the yolks weren’t massively dark yellow so it came out a little pale, but so tasty.

 

the mushrooms were cooked in butter and tasted delicious, albeit like the tomatoes if I wasn’t sho hungry I’d have liked them done a little longer.

 

all in all, 7/10.

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2 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Well, it's nice to know it's possible to cook a meal with a hairdryer.

Just so long as it's plugged in. Which it probably wasn't in this case.

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