What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

22 minutes ago, belarus said:

Fuge is a pussy cat compared to her

Oo er 

 

@Fugitive

 

 

 

[Fugitive]

59 minutes ago, belarus said:

Haha. She absolutely loved it.

 

I read all the replies out to her off here and she got dead defensive and kept asking why I go on this site if everyone is so “mean”.

She’s obviously too scared to tell you the truth, you horrible bastard.

[aRdja]

4 hours ago, belarus said:

Haha. She absolutely loved it.

 

I read all the replies out to her off here and she got dead defensive and kept asking why I go on this site if everyone is so “mean”.

You’ve got of quite lightly here to tell you the truth.

[TheHowieLama]

Yep - at least you didn't drop a tenner

[Captain Turdseye]

Just seen an advert on Facebook for a ‘cafe’ near mine. This is the image they’re using to get people through the door. 

 

 

 

Scrolled back on the page and they’ve posted the same photo many times. It seems like that’s the best ‘breakfast’ they could come up with. Other highlights include...

 

 

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Just seen an advert on Facebook for a ‘cafe’ near mine. This is the image they’re using to get people through the door. 

 

 

 

Scrolled back on the page and they’ve posted the same photo many times. It seems like that’s the best ‘breakfast’ they could come up with. Other highlights include...

 

 

When you say through the door, do you mean the one marked 'Way In' or 'Way Out'?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Just seen an advert on Facebook for a ‘cafe’ near mine. This is the image they’re using to get people through the door. 

 

 

 

Scrolled back on the page and they’ve posted the same photo many times. It seems like that’s the best ‘breakfast’ they could come up with. Other highlights include...

 

 

So ArDja finally decided to live his dream.

[Numero Veinticinco]

He's barely pay 50 or 60 quid for that lot. He'd probably be so pissed off he'd only leave a 50% tip.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

3 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Just seen an advert on Facebook for a ‘cafe’ near mine. This is the image they’re using to get people through the door. 

 

 

 

Scrolled back on the page and they’ve posted the same photo many times. It seems like that’s the best ‘breakfast’ they could come up with. Other highlights include...

 

 

I honestly feel like I've got indigestion just from looking at those pictures.

[Curly]

That burger looks alright. I wouldn’t have a double like, but apart from that it’s bang on. That said, my favourite burgers and hot dogs are the ones you get outside the match.

[Barrington Womble]

Just been to Tilda's Kitchen in Walton Vale and had this. £8.50 with tea and 2 pieces of toast. 

 

There's a 2nd egg hiding under the 1st. Here's an extra hash brown to replace the fungus. The sausages are a little thin for my liking, but they were nice and cooked well and hadn't dried out like skinny sausages after do. And there's a few too many beans. All in all though, it was a nice feed. 7.5/10 from me. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I honestly feel like I've got indigestion just from looking at those pictures.

Lucky you. They have given me malaria 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Barry Wom said:

Just been to Tilda's Kitchen in Walton Vale and had this. £8.50 with tea and 2 pieces of toast. 

 

There's a 2nd egg hiding under the 1st. Here's an extra hash brown to replace the fungus. The sausages are a little thin for my liking, but they were nice and cooked well and hadn't dried out like skinny sausages after do. And there's a few too many beans. All in all though, it was a nice feed. 7.5/10 from me. 

Tildas a slag 

[Anubis]

Beans are a bit much. I mean, they shouldn’t be there at all. But they’re a bit much.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Those beans look shite. Way too much juice and the juice is watery. 

[TheHowieLama]

1 hour ago, Barry Wom said:

And there's a few too many beans. 

 

Yes, there are.

And there is pink sea salt.

[Barrington Womble]

13 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Yes, there are.

And there is pink sea salt.

Himalayan salt!

[Bob]

Bacon looks tremendous.

[cloggypop]

I didn't know you could still buy No Frills beans. 

[Pureblood]

2/10 for the bacon and hash browns - I like the extra carbs.

 

The undercooked beans swimming in excess orange twat snot ruin the rest of proceedings.

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

The sausages look burnt. I knew lifey had resigned from his job but didn’t realise Tilda had hired him. The black pudding looks decent and I’m sure it would have tasted nice had it not been half-submerged in bean juice. Only one thing the Farmfoods hash browns are fit for - being rammed up Mook’s arse. Dead hard, like.

[Spy Bee]

 

Look at the fucking state of that! 

7 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Just seen an advert on Facebook for a ‘cafe’ near mine. This is the image they’re using to get people through the door. 

 

 

 

Scrolled back on the page and they’ve posted the same photo many times. It seems like that’s the best ‘breakfast’ they could come up with. Other highlights include...

 

 

I hope they go bust and can't afford to feed their kids, and that their kids die, so there is no chance of this ever being repeated in future. If M&S went for 'food porn' on their adverts, this is 'food penectomy'!

 

Fucking rancid!

[Fugitive]

56 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

 

Look at the fucking state of that! 

I hope they go bust and can't afford to feed their kids, and that their kids die, so there is no chance of this ever being repeated in future. If M&S went for 'food porn' on their adverts, this is 'food penectomy'!

 

Fucking rancid!

That reminds me of the end of titanic where the boat has sunk and everybody is in the sea dying. This is a more harrowing picture though.

[Dr Nowt]

8 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Just seen an advert on Facebook for a ‘cafe’ near mine.

Tilda’s Kitchen?

[Remmie]

Considering the amount of shite ARdja gets over his breakfasts I think Wom gets away with murder. Where`s the toast?