What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Anubis]

Black pudding a little over cooked but the rest of it looks pretty good. And no beans. Thumbs up.

[Remmie]

Stop getting this thread wrong, we need to be unfairly critical on this one and kind on the foodie thread. 

 

Fuge, why did you decide to lube the eggs up and drip gravy over them? You're dangerously close to *f on the GF. Toast should be sliced. Are those ears? 

 

Obviously we are still bros on the topic of beans. We'll slung. Good key presentation too. 

[Hades]

45 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

 

 

[Fugitive]

1 minute ago, Hades said:

I would have killed the tasty twat myself for a piece of his lovely flesh.

[General Dryness]

24 minutes ago, Mook said:

No beans, no haggis, mushrooms.

 

-2/10

 

*sausages look magic though

Mook mate, you're a top notch gentleman but your hatred of mushrooms is something I can't relate to.

[Anny Road]

Is that coffee?

Another 2 points off.

[cloggypop]

2 minutes ago, Hades said:

Bacon criminally undercooked. 

 

0/10.

[Fugitive]

2 minutes ago, Anny Road said:

Is that coffee?

Another 2 points off.

I can’t drink tea anymore. It makes me vomit for some reason. Think there is something in it that does not agree with me.

[Pureblood]

2 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Think there is something in it that does not agree with me.

I'm thinking it's the tea.

[Anny Road]

3 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

I can’t drink tea anymore. It makes me vomit for some reason. Think there is something in it that does not agree with me.

It's because your anti beaner personality has fucked up your palate.

[Mook]

9 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Mook mate, you're a top notch gentleman but your hatred of mushrooms is something I can't relate to.

It's like putting athletes foot on a fry up.

[Remmie]

2 minutes ago, Mook said:

It's like putting athletes foot on a fry up.

Who knew athletes foot was so tasty? 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Fugitive said:

 

 

Needs tomatoes. Other than that, everything bar the bacon looks good. Not sure how you managed to get the fat crispy but undercook the rest of it.

[Evelyn Tentions]

1 hour ago, Fugitive said:

 

 

Could use some tomatoes and haggis would be a bonus, excellent absence of beans.

on the negative side your key arrangement skills need work.

That would last about 2 minutes if you put it in front of me.

[Carradona]

Belfast International Airport

£9.99

No toast

No tea/coffee

Absolutely shite: -1/10

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 08/11/2018 at 18:39, viRdjil said:

That doesn’t look appetising at all. Looks real wet. The eggs look good though.

Never say this to yer missus

[Jose Jones]

5 minutes ago, Carradona said:

Belfast International Airport

£9.99

No toast

No tea/coffee

Absolutely shite: -1/10

That is amazingly bad. 10 quid!

Congrats mate.

[Anubis]

Thinking that you can get away with no toast because you’ve slapped a triangle of fried bread on it, is a disgrace.

[Trumo]

On 09/03/2019 at 12:11, Tony Moanero said:

Needs tomatoes. Other than that, everything bar the bacon looks good. Not sure how you managed to get the fat crispy but undercook the rest of it.

 

Ah, that would be the Anti-Lifey Equation.

[Pureblood]

Interesting use of a Dorito.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 09/03/2019 at 19:01, Fugitive said:

 

 

Good to see the littl beards fella there, clearly shouting eh! What’s these fucking mushrooms yer filty bastard

[Chip Butty]

I'd open a can of Jim McDonald, if they presented that in front of me, especially as it looks like its been a) thrown on the plate and b) then thrown on the table. 

 

Even the fork is hiding as it doesn't want to spotted next to that?......thing!

[aRdja]

Alright here goes... my own attempt at re-creating my ideal fry-up.

 

1 x Italian pork sausage

2 x unsmoked bacon

1 slice of Irish black pudding 

1 x fried egg how I like it; over medium

1 serving of Heinz baked beans with reduced sugar

 

Well satisfied. The pork sausage was the highlight. Best sausage I’ve ever had. Also @Captain Turdseye, I did the beans the way you told us to. Simmered slowly in a saucepan on the hob... I rate it. I can confidently say that I’m a beaner now.

 

[Captain Turdseye]

I’m shaking my head at the plate but I’ve no option but to rep you for the beans. 

[Tony Moanero]

15 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Alright here goes... my own attempt at re-creating my ideal fry-up.

 

1 x Italian pork sausage

2 x unsmoked bacon

1 slice of Irish black pudding 

1 x fried egg how I like it; over medium

1 serving of Heinz baked beans with reduced sugar

 

Well satisfied. The pork sausage was the highlight. Best sausage I’ve ever had.

 

Sausage and bacon are undercooked. Would need a magnifying glass to find the black pudding. No tomatoes. Did you fry the egg in dog diarrhoea? Repped for effort, but I intend to spend the rest of the weekend trawling through your old posts and negging as many as I can - beans are for bastards, bad bastards.