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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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8 hours ago, Remmie said:

As unpopular breakfasts are all the rage recently on this thread, I subjected myself to an all day vegan breakfast burrito from Starfucks, containing smoked scrambled tofu, spinach, mushrooms, tomato and Chipotle beans. Had to add a second picture with my keys and disgracefully they were out of conkers. 

 

£3.69. 3/10. Couldn't taste the mushrooms or tomato, just the spinach and Chipotle beans with a tiny bit of dull tofu. It was boring but gets 3 points for filling me. Let the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuume begin. 

 

 

 

 

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That key fob looks like one of my eyeballs during The Prodigy in 2005. 

 

You are truly making your life more difficult with all them rings on there. Sort your shit out Remmie before it hits the fan. How many locked drawers do you own ffs? 

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19 hours ago, Remmie said:

As unpopular breakfasts are all the rage recently on this thread, I subjected myself to an all day vegan breakfast burrito from Starfucks, containing smoked scrambled tofu, spinach, mushrooms, tomato and Chipotle beans. Had to add a second picture with my keys and disgracefully they were out of conkers. 

 

£3.69. 3/10. Couldn't taste the mushrooms or tomato, just the spinach and Chipotle beans with a tiny bit of dull tofu. It was boring but gets 3 points for filling me. Let the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuume begin. 

 

 

 

 

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On 2/11/2019 at 12:37 PM, Remmie said:

As unpopular breakfasts are all the rage recently on this thread, I subjected myself to an all day vegan breakfast burrito from Starfucks, containing smoked scrambled tofu, spinach, mushrooms, tomato and Chipotle beans. Had to add a second picture with my keys and disgracefully they were out of conkers. 

 

£3.69. 3/10. Couldn't taste the mushrooms or tomato, just the spinach and Chipotle beans with a tiny bit of dull tofu. It was boring but gets 3 points for filling me. Let the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuume begin. 

 

 

 

 

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Repped for no beans.

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I swapped the beans out (obviously) for an extra egg. However both eggs looked like they had been half cooked, chucked in a pre-flushed diarrhoea filled toilet and then deep fried in sewage. Bubble and squeak was crap. Huge amount of empty plate left. Toast buttered and OK. Veggie sausages under done. Eggs tasted good despite appearance with vivid orange yolk in the NSFW picture below. Keys as before. 

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