What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[lifetime fan]

23 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Nothing is better than a poached egg on toast

Cheese on toast >

[Tony Moanero]

25 minutes ago, Seasons said:

I'm going to follow you around with a printed neg arrow if you continue with these shite ideas. 

Ha ha. I’ve been eating poached eggs on cheese on toast for about thirty years. It works and it works well.

[Elite]

Tucking into this little beauty...

 

 

[mattyq]

Have to say that's making my mouth water

Need bacon...

[Tony Moanero]

7 minutes ago, Elite said:

Tucking into this little beauty...

 

 

Throw some HP on that and I’d eat it. Cunt plate, though.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Yep, cunt plate. Best cooked egg in the thread, though. 

[Strontium]

I never seem to get that thin layer of white over the yolk, there must be a technique to it.

[Stouffer]

Is that margarine?

[TheHowieLama]

7 minutes ago, Strontium Dog said:

I never seem to get that thin layer of white over the yolk, there must be a technique to it.

Tiny bit of water in the skillet near the end and cover

[Mook]

Am I the only person a little put off by the crappy looking white bread?

 

Egg & bacon should go on a roll with HP sauce, maybe on toast at a push but not on a sandwich.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I love sausage and egg butties. 

[Tony Moanero]

Cheese, poached eggs or mushrooms on toast are lovely. Sausage/bacon and egg buttties (white bread) are boss, but I’m not a fan of toasted ones.

[TheHowieLama]

Egg and bacon is delicious in every way 

[Fowlers God]

Egg and bacon sandwich needs some grated cheese in it. 

[Anubis]

Think that deserved something a bit better than Warburtons, but not bad on the whole.

[Barrington Womble]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Think that deserved something a bit better than Warburtons, but not bad on the whole.

i like a bit of warbies with my bacon and eggs ... medium sliced. 

[mattyq]

1 hour ago, Stouffer said:

Is that margarine?

This is a serious allegation... is it margarine?

[Elite]

13 minutes ago, mattyq said:

This is a serious allegation... is it margarine?

Is it fuck.

[mattyq]

24 minutes ago, Elite said:

Is it fuck.

Thank God for that!

I was going to have nightmares tonight

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

Is it fuck.

 

Even Ted Bundy pleaded Not Guilty you sick fuck 

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, Elite said:

Tucking into this little beauty...

 

 

Margarine accusations , murder and that plate aside. Something doesn't sit right with me about this. Looks a bit dry and I love a bacon and egg buttie. Needs some pepper and some KP or Tomato sauce depending on preference. I'm also suspicious that the bacon isn't smoked. Do you suck dick? 

[Stouffer]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

Is it fuck.

Looks like margarine to me.

 

I call shenanigans. 

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Do you suck dick? 

Only when it's wrapped in bacon.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Elite said:

Only when it's wrapped in bacon.

Is that bacon smoked or unsmoked in that picture? 

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Is that bacon smoked or unsmoked in that picture? 

Unsmoked.