What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[aRdja]

4 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

The toast was a side. It cost 5 USD. Five dollars for two slices of bread. I almost laughed out loud.

 

I never go to expensive restaurants, but it was my last day away and I figured I'd splurge, just to see what a Michelin-starred restaurant would do with the full English. 

 

It was excellent. 

 

 

 

Did you do it mostly for this thread?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I know who does that?

[polymerpunkah]

Partly for this thread? Definitely.

 

I've been travelling for the past few weeks, and kept running into variations of the full English, examples of which I've posted in the thread.

 

So I decided to see what a first-class restaurant would do with it, and post the results here.

[TheHowieLama]

Well in pal -- no question a couple of your entries will make the 11.50 to be Called a Cunt hardcopy.

[Bjornebye]

6 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

This one's from "The Breslin" in Manhattan.

 

No beans. Not even an option on the menu.

 

It was delicious. The toast was a little under-done, but the jam more than made up for it. Everything else was perfect.

 

30 USD, all in.

 

Best thing i've read on this thread. 

 

An extra sausage would have been nice and it is obviously a bit pricey but this arguably the best brekkie posted on here in 2018. To be fair though there are places in Manhattan where you can send half as much for 3 times the amount of food on show. 

[Fugitive]

$30 for one fucking sausage and streaky fucking bacon and the twats charged you $5 extra for undercooked toast.

 

I hope you called the police and then shot everybody. I doubt they would have charged you.

 

The cheeky fucking bandits. I bet they voted for Trump.

[Chip Butty]

On 11/11/2018 at 12:17 PM, cloggypop said:

A Polish woman I know put this up on Facebook and I can't stop laughing. 

 

It had "English breakfast - very tasty" under it in Polish. 

 

To make it worse, her son-in-law is Scottish and her daughter is a chef. 

 

No wonder Brexit happened and probably due to shit like this. Deport the fucker now.

[Bob]

My ex mother in law used to head up the catering at a companies “in-office” canteen and so would serve breakfast, lunch and tea and would have breakfast available all day for shift workers.

 

shed sometimes bring home leftovers when we were staying and I once woke up to the call of breakfast being ready, to be greeted by a full English that had chips and a cheap beef burger on it.

 

glad I’m separated.

[aRdja]

11 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

I know who does that?

Guilty as charged mate... guilty as charged.

[TheBitch]

I'm honestly fed up with life lads. 

 

£8.99 Piccadilly Station. 

£1.99 for toast. 

 

Im a placid guy. This made me want to kill. I wouldn't have handed over cold hard cash but I was starving and I needed to catch a train at short notice. 

 

Genuinely the worst pound for pound breakfast ever. 

[TheHowieLama]

Those are tater tots pal.

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

I'm honestly fed up with life lads. 

 

£8.99 Piccadilly Station. 

£1.99 for toast. 

 

Im a placid guy. This made me want to kill. I wouldn't have handed over cold hard cash but I was starving and I needed to catch a train at short notice. 

 

Genuinely the worst pound for pound breakfast ever. 

That would be enough to radicalise me. I hope you threw it at them after they let you put your jeans back on. 

 

Cunt. 

[TheHowieLama]

Actually laughed out loud here -- that makes PPunkahs spread from the Breslin the value of the century.

 

What is that - like 15 bucks??

 

The bread has been sat on a car hood and there are PACKETS of butter.

 

Even with the venue - 15 bucks should get you off the kids menu.

 

 

[Remmie]

28 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

I'm honestly fed up with life lads. 

 

£8.99 Piccadilly Station. 

£1.99 for toast. 

 

Im a placid guy. This made me want to kill. I wouldn't have handed over cold hard cash but I was starving and I needed to catch a train at short notice. 

 

Genuinely the worst pound for pound breakfast ever. 

Pity repped.

[SammyAftershave]

I'd pay to see the Masterchef Critics sit down and critique that.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, SammyAftershave said:

I'd pay to see the Masterchef Critics sit down and critique that.

[SammyAftershave]

I was thinking more along the lines of these pompous twats.

 

[Guest]

11 minutes ago, SammyAftershave said:

I'd pay to see the Masterchef Critics sit down and critique that.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, SammyAftershave said:

I was thinking the toffs like William Sitwell and that skinny tart.

Even they would report the cunt 

[SammyAftershave]

To be fair, in that picture they look as though they have just been showed that breakfast.

[Jairzinho]

54 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

 

 

 

Fucking hell. Did they at least tell you which animal the dick was from?

 

Did they boil the bacon?

[polymerpunkah]

The tomato, hiding it's face in shame.

 

 

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, polymerpunkah said:

The tomato, hiding it's face in shame.

 

 

The egg slithered across the plate to smother the tomato. aRdja had a lucky escape by eating the egg before it could eat him. 

[Anubis]

One bean trying to escape the horror of the plate by using the sausage.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

On 11/17/2018 at 8:09 PM, TheHowieLama said:

Those are tater tots pal.

Napoleon Dynamite cooked his brekkie.