What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

He’s finally cracked, shouldn’t wonder given how much he shelled out for that brekkie. He lays it on though, tries too hard. Boils my head. Soft lad.

He is soldiering on. Scrambling my head along the way. 

[mgw100]

Of all puns, there is nothing worse than egg based puns. Too many bad yolks.

 

I thank you

[aRdja]

37 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Although I tend not to have them that often, I quite like “over-easy” eggs.

Is sunny-side up your default choice?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

29 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

He is soldiering on. Scrambling my head along the way. 

We should Ostrichise him? Ommelete you decide.

[Tony Moanero]

11 minutes ago, aRdja said:

Is sunny-side up your default choice?

Yes.

[Oh Buoy]

How do you like youuuur eggs in the morning? 

 

aRdja: Sunny-side up and priced at £11.50. 

[TheBitch]

Does anyone else have a little nibble of their black pudding before they cook it?

[Bjornebye]

Just now, TheBitch said:

Does anyone else have a little nibble of their black pudding before they cook it?

No, never done that. 

[aRdja]

Black puddings are already cooked anyway aren’t they?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 minute ago, aRdja said:

Black puddings are already cooked anyway aren’t they?

Racist

[Karl_b]

8 minutes ago, aRdja said:

Black puddings are already cooked anyway aren’t they?

Well, yes, because otherwise it'd just be wet blood and bits in a casing.

[TheBitch]

40 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

No, never done that. 

Give it a go.

[Mudface]

"Raw" black pudding is lovely, I usually have a slice or two while I'm cooking the rest of it.

[TheBitch]

19 minutes ago, Mudface said:

"Raw" black pudding is lovely, I usually have a slice or two while I'm cooking the rest of it.

This man knows.

[Guest]

What next? Raw baked beans?

 

This thread is going bat-shit crazy.

[Strontium]

I eat baked beans out of the tin. There's always a few left that won't come out when you empty it, seems a shame to waste them.

[Tony Moanero]

2 minutes ago, Strontium Dog said:

I eat baked beans out of the tin. There's always a few left that won't come out when you empty it, seems a shame to waste them.

Balls, out of neg.

[cloggypop]

4 hours ago, aRdja said:

There are many different types of fried eggs.

 

https://www.leaf.tv/articles/different-kinds-of-fried-eggs/

Multicultural eggs can fuck right off. 

[cloggypop]

I've reported aRdja to the Daily Mail who will probably have a full on campaign to deport him back to Australia this week. 

[TheBitch]

1 hour ago, Strontium Dog said:

I eat baked beans out of the tin. There's always a few left that won't come out when you empty it, seems a shame to waste them.

#metoo

[polymerpunkah]

Air China's take:

 

 

 

 

 

I had it with tea, but had I known about the beans I'd've ordered something more appropriate. Hemlock, maybe.

[Tony Moanero]

13 minutes ago, polymerpunkah said:

Air China's take:

 

 

 

I had it with tea, but had I known about the beans I'd've ordered something more appropriate, hemlock, maybe.

That sausage is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Looks like something a five year old has made from plasticine.

[Jose Jones]

Surely aeroplane cooked breakfast is the absolute nadir of cooked breakfast?

[polymerpunkah]

In my experience, hospital food just nicks it. 

 

But this was close. 

[SammyAftershave]

34 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

That sausage is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Looks like something a five year old has made from plasticine.

It looks like what my cock looks like after 17 viagra tablets, a 14 day diet eating nothing but the freshest oysters available to mankind and with the example pic taken after I'd been welcomed by a Saudi diplomatic welcoming committee as I got out of a long and luxurious warm bath.