What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

8 hours ago, Elite said:

Could definitely make a calender.

You would definitely lose weight if you hung it in the kitchen 

[Dr Nowt]

£11.50?  There has to be a decimal out of place.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No way aRdja paid less than

£115.00 for that.

[Anubis]

aRdja's breakfasts.....

 

 

"This week, I will be mostly eating breakfast at The Schoolhouse in St John's Hill..."

[aRdja]

Fried eggs, do all of you have them sunny side up? 

[aRdja]

16 hours ago, Fugitive said:

I don’t know where to start with this shambles!!!

 

Fucking disgraceful from top to bottom and the place should be blown up.

 

£11.50... did they use lube?

It’s the most expensive item on their brunch menu.

 

 

[Anubis]

Apart from anything else, shortening avocado to 'avo' attracts detention.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Of course it is.

[aRdja]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Apart from anything else, shortening avocado to 'avo' attracts detention.

It’s an Aussie thing

 

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/australia-food-blog/2015/jun/15/smashed-avo-anyone-five-australian-creations-taking-the-world-by-storm?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

9 minutes ago, aRdja said:

It’s an Aussie thing

 

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/australia-food-blog/2015/jun/15/smashed-avo-anyone-five-australian-creations-taking-the-world-by-storm?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Ooh how Avo Garde!

[moof]

Smashed avo with a bit of sea salt and black pepper, freshly squeezed lime juice and some Cholula chipotle hot sauce is food of the gods. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Anyone calling avocado avo should have one violently inserted sideways into their bumho.

[TheHowieLama]

15 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Neither am I. I reckon a glossy A4 book full of aRdja's over-priced breakfasts of questionable quality would be great.

Include a smattering of TLW reviews for each and you're onto a winner

11 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

£11.50 to be Called a Cunt. 

...and there's your title

[mgw100]

Waitrose must have had sunflower tapenade on special that week. 

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, aRdja said:

Fried eggs, do all of you have them sunny side up? 

Yes. None of us are pregnant. 

[Mook]

3 hours ago, aRdja said:

Fried eggs, do all of you have them sunny side up? 

I love how you've hidden this little pearler in amongst the carnage & only Stig seems to have spotted it.

 

What next? 'What angle do you all have your plate at to eat from it?' or 'Do you all use oxygen mainly, for breathing?'.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Mook said:

I love how you've hidden this little pearler in amongst the carnage & only Stig seems to have spotted it.

 

What next? 'What angle do you all have your plate at to eat from it?' or 'Do you all use oxygen mainly, for breathing?'.

Does everyone cook their sausages before eating them? 

[Oh Buoy]

There's something a bit dodge about "The Naughty Schoolboy". 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Seasons said:

There's something a bit dodge about "The Naughty Schoolboy". 

 

 

Mr Benedict sounds like a right shifty cunt 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Do you like your toast done on both sides?

[aRdja]

There are many different types of fried eggs.

 

https://www.leaf.tv/articles/different-kinds-of-fried-eggs/

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

We should stop egging him on!

[Oh Buoy]

1 minute ago, aRdja said:

There are many different types of fried eggs.

 

https://www.leaf.tv/articles/different-kinds-of-fried-eggs/

What the fuck is this shit? 

[Tony Moanero]

Although I tend not to have them that often, I quite like “over-easy” eggs.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

He’s finally cracked, shouldn’t wonder given how much he shelled out for that brekkie. He lays it on though, tries too hard. Boils my head. Soft lad.

[Numero Veinticinco]

8 minutes ago, aRdja said:

There are many different types of fried eggs.

 

https://www.leaf.tv/articles/different-kinds-of-fried-eggs/

Us Brits don't buy into this foreign nonsense. 

 

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