What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[aRdja]

Venue: Schoolhouse, St Johns Hill

Price: £11.50

Verdict: Pricey but very good. Cumberland sausage was very tasty. Bacon was nice and crispy. The beans was amazing, probably best I’ve had. Sautéed potatoes were err... interesting additions.

 

[Mook]

Repped for sheer brass neck.

[Pidge]

Chipped potatoes are an outlier, but an acceptable addition (more acceptable than hash browns really - classic 'you missed your dinner because you were on the piss and now you're getting the leftovers the next day' fayre).

[Tony Moanero]

9 minutes ago, aRdja said:

Venue: Schoolhouse, St Johns Hill

Price: £11.50

Verdict: Pricey but very good. Cumberland sausage was very tasty. Bacon was nice and crispy. The beans was amazing, probably best I’ve had. Sautéed potatoes were err... interesting additions.

 

I wouldn’t be surprised if you got the shits

from eating that sausage, as it looks barely cooked.

 

£11.50 is far to much given the portion size. I’d want at least another sausage and maybe another rasher of bacon. Plus black pudding, more mushrooms, tomatoes and a couple of rounds of proper toast.

 

That’s not mayonnaise in that little pot, is it?

[aRdja]

5 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I wouldn’t be surprised if you got the shits

from eating that sausage, as it looks barely cooked.

 

£11.50 is far to much given the portion size. I’d want at least another sausage and maybe another rasher of bacon. Plus black pudding, more mushrooms, tomatoes and a couple of rounds of proper toast.

 

That’s not mayonnaise in that little pot, is it?

Butter. Yeah it was quite pricey. However it was a very tasty meal.

[TheHowieLama]

The beans look to have some pintos mixed in there, an admission that traditional baked beans are shite -- at least they had the common sense to quarantine them

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

More money than sense £11.50 fucking hell. Did it come misted with brown sauce or a ketchup glaze?

[Stouffer]

For eleven and a half notes I'd want my sausage cooked, and that's not a euphemism. 

[Oh Buoy]

2 hours ago, aRdja said:

Venue: Schoolhouse, St Johns Hill

Price: £11.50

Verdict: Pricey but very good. Cumberland sausage was very tasty. Bacon was nice and crispy. The beans was amazing, probably best I’ve had. Sautéed potatoes were err... interesting additions.

 

Bread takes up 1/4 of the plate. That's £2.88 worth of space. 

Beans look like it's a dip. 

Eggs look a little too uncooked for my liking. 

Fuck the butter off too. 

Unacceptable. 

[mgw100]

I'd be devastated to receive that, regardless of the exorbitant cost. 

[Fugitive]

3 hours ago, aRdja said:

Venue: Schoolhouse, St Johns Hill

Price: £11.50

Verdict: Pricey but very good. Cumberland sausage was very tasty. Bacon was nice and crispy. The beans was amazing, probably best I’ve had. Sautéed potatoes were err... interesting additions.

 

I don’t know where to start with this shambles!!!

 

Fucking disgraceful from top to bottom and the place should be blown up.

 

£11.50... did they use lube?

[Elite]

I wouldn't mind being a quid behind Ardja if he thinks that is good value.

[aRdja]

15 minutes ago, Elite said:

I wouldn't mind being a quid behind Ardja if he thinks that is good value.

I didn’t think it was good value. I thought it was pricey, but the meal was rather tasty.

[Elite]

1 minute ago, aRdja said:

I didn’t think it was good value. I thought it was pricey, but the meal was rather tasty.

Don't ruin my quip mate.

[Jairzinho]

Until Ardja started posting these pictures I had no idea that anyone was making food like this. And I certainly didn't realise people would pay money for it.

 

Have you ever been to a normal cafe, Ardja?

[aRdja]

14 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Until Ardja started posting these pictures I had no idea that anyone was making food like this. And I certainly didn't realise people would pay money for it.

 

Have you ever been to a normal cafe, Ardja?

 

I’ve been to all sorts, all around the country. Greasy spoons, pubs, cafes, and restaurants.

[Elite]

19 minutes ago, aRdja said:

 

I’ve been to all sorts, all around the country. Greasy spoons, pubs, cafes, and restaurants.

You should do a show. 

[aRdja]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

You should do a show. 

Unlike Usher, I’m perfectly content with my current set of audience.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

3 minutes ago, Elite said:

You should do a show. 

There's at least the format for a coffee table book. 

[Elite]

I'm not even taking the piss. It'd be decent.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Neither am I. I reckon a glossy A4 book full of aRdja's over-priced breakfasts of questionable quality would be great.

[Elite]

16 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Neither am I. I reckon a glossy A4 book full of aRdja's over-priced breakfasts of questionable quality would be great.

Could definitely make a calender.

[Bjornebye]

£11.50 to be called a cunt. 

[Remmie]

Those homemade beans in a Ramekin is as close to acceptability of beaning a breakfast as is possible (because its not possible). Warm bread, conker, splash oil etc. 

[Jairzinho]

8 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Neither am I. I reckon a glossy A4 book full of aRdja's over-priced breakfasts of questionable quality would be great.

Complete with half a dozen of the best comments from here for each one.