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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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On 9/24/2018 at 9:19 AM, milky said:

My brother, who's in custody now hopefully,IMG-20180924-WA0000.thumb.jpg.dce8a8e38c7565585dd7ce10f7dfd2f7.jpg was served this this morning. Dublin, or somewhere, too traumatized to remember the details.

It’s so bad, even the dirty twatting beans are trying to escape from the plate in embarrassment... the ultimate insult.

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On 9/23/2018 at 10:33 PM, aRdja said:

Venue: Mare Street Market in London Fields

Price: £9.50

Verdict: 7/10

Sausage was excellent. Bacon was great. Beans were well prepared. The black pudding I wasn’t a big fan of unfortunately. The texture was too cakey. Also was a bit baffled as to why they halved my mushroom.

 

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Fucking hell.

 

The single sausage just looks sad.

The black pudding looks like it was made by Mr Kipling.

Half a fucking mushroom!!! 

Beans... you dirty twat.

The bacon looks like a pigs ear you would give to a dog.

The eggs look saggy.

The tomato looks like the inside of a minge.

 

I hope the person who cooked that dies.

 

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On 9/24/2018 at 9:19 AM, milky said:

My brother, who's in custody now hopefully,IMG-20180924-WA0000.thumb.jpg.dce8a8e38c7565585dd7ce10f7dfd2f7.jpg was served this this morning. Dublin, or somewhere, too traumatized to remember the details.

Odd placement of a packet of unopened butter, hopefully the bread was nearby. Perhaps it ran off seeing it's inevitable fate.

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13 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Fucking hell.

 

The single sausage just looks sad.

The black pudding looks like it was made by Mr Kipling.

Half a fucking mushroom!!! 

Beans... you dirty twat.

The bacon looks like a pigs ear you would give to a dog.

The eggs look saggy.

The tomato looks like the inside of a minge.

 

I hope the person who cooked that dies.

 

..of Aids

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On 9/24/2018 at 9:19 AM, milky said:

My brother, who's in custody now hopefully,IMG-20180924-WA0000.thumb.jpg.dce8a8e38c7565585dd7ce10f7dfd2f7.jpg was served this this morning. Dublin, or somewhere, too traumatized to remember the details.

 

Fucking hell. My daughter caught a glimpse of that over my shoulder. She threw up all this green stuff and we've had to get the priest in to help-

 

Image result for the exorcist

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On 9/24/2018 at 9:51 AM, cloggypop said:

He needs to stop ordering off the kid's menu. 

 

On 9/24/2018 at 10:49 AM, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

I don't  know what to say about this one, looks like a bad school dinner, no bigger sign of a fucking wrongun though than someone who has tomato sauce on a plate with beans, and that's on him.

 

 

Fucking cocktail sausages, was the menu written on the wall, in shit ??

 

On 9/24/2018 at 11:09 AM, Tony Moanero said:

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On 9/24/2018 at 11:30 AM, Carvalho Diablo said:

A tin of Kwiksave Beans n' Sausages with yellow pasticene?

 

On 9/24/2018 at 2:09 PM, Jairzinho said:

Dyed polyfilla. 

 

An odd choice for a breakfast, admittedly.

 

On 9/24/2018 at 2:17 PM, SammyAftershave said:

The contents of that last plate appear to be remarkably similar to the blockage that Dynorod removed from my drain last February. 

 

On 9/24/2018 at 4:54 PM, mattyq said:

That's one of the worst things I've ever seen

 

On 9/24/2018 at 6:02 PM, Chip Butty said:

 

You dirty fucking bastard.

 

And I bet it smells like a match fart.

 

On 9/26/2018 at 6:22 PM, Bjornebye said:

Dis-own the scruffy cunt. Then blow the fucking place up.

 

 

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