What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Carvalho Diablo]

49 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

You've forgotten to cover the other half of the bread with more sausage and hash brown, and then failed to put a second piece of bread on top of it. Is this what wools call a sandwich nowadays? I mean it's just disgraceful, utterly disgraceful. You should be ashamed of yourself, man.  

I'd call this Duvel cuisine.

[El Rojo]

This whole 'tattie scone' thing is very suspicious. Not a mention for 560 pages and then all the bots out with  'Oh yeah that's a tattie scone, very common in these parts.' Definitely a false flag or code for something. Be careful out there. 

[Strontium]

14 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

This whole 'tattie scone' thing is very suspicious. Not a mention for 560 pages and then all the bots out with  'Oh yeah that's a tattie scone, very common in these parts.' Definitely a false flag or code for something. Be careful out there. 

 

Sounds like one of those playground crazes that puts children in hospital.

[Carradona]

Tattie scone is what we call Potato Bread here in Ireland. It should be a highlight of any cooked breakfast.

[ZonkoVille77]

11 minutes ago, Carradona said:

Tattie scone is what we call Potato Bread here in Ireland. It should be a highlight of any cooked breakfast.

 

It's delicious.

 

[Mook]

5 hours ago, El Rojo said:

This whole 'tattie scone' thing is very suspicious. Not a mention for 560 pages and then all the bots out with  'Oh yeah that's a tattie scone, very common in these parts.' Definitely a false flag or code for something. Be careful out there. 

We've been through the tattie scone thing on these fry up threads at least once before since I signed up in 2014.

[El Rojo]

23 minutes ago, Mook said:

We've been through the tattie scone thing on these fry up threads at least once before since I signed up in 2014.

Now they’re going back and editing old posts. This is alarming stuff from the Tattie Scone crew. 

[Mook]

3 hours ago, El Rojo said:

Now they’re going back and editing old posts. This is alarming stuff from the Tattie Scone crew. 

That's the name of my next band sorted. Cheers.

[Chip Butty]

You’re putting potato’s on a breakfast, you silly silly bastards. 

[Mook]

11 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

You’re putting potato’s on a breakfast, you silly silly bastards. 

It's no sillier than putting an apostrophe in potatoes.

[Chip Butty]

21 minutes ago, Mook said:

It's no sillier than putting an apostrophe in potatoes.

You say potatoes I say potato’s

 

 

[Remmie]

Please tell me the Scotch pronounce Tattie scone to rhyme with gone rather than cone? 

[Remmie]

11 hours ago, Carradona said:

Tattie scone is what we call Potato Bread here in Ireland. It should be a highlight of any cooked breakfast.

Oh you Irish with your elaborate naming conventions

[DalyanPete]

17 hours ago, Carradona said:

Tattie scone is what we call Potato Bread here in Ireland. It should be a highlight of any cooked breakfast.

Potato cake in Liverpool. Sayers used to do a lovely round one. I'm ready to cook a new batch this week.

[Total Longo]

11 hours ago, Mook said:

That's the name of my next band sorted. Cheers.

The Tattie Scone Crew could have an ongoing verbal spat with the Haggis Squad and eventually settle it with either an "extreme" cook off or a hospitalisation (through undercooked food, not violence). Yo!

[YorkshireRed]

The Lawn Sausages could be the next big thing. 

[Pidge]

White puddin' is my rap alter ego.

[Mike D]

YMCA cafe Crewe.

 

Not bad for a fiver.

 

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

3 minutes ago, Mike D said:

YMCA cafe Crewe.

 

Not bad for a fiver.

 

 

OH HELLO.

[Pidge]

11 minutes ago, Mike D said:

YMCA cafe Crewe.

 

Not bad for a fiver.

 

 

Would prefer it if they cooked the other sausage, but with fuel prices as they are, might be fair enough.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 09/08/2022 at 00:17, Remmie said:

Please tell me the Scotch pronounce Tattie scone to rhyme with gone rather than cone? 

If it's anything like the old home of the Stone of Destiny, it rhymes with goon.

[lifetime fan]

57 minutes ago, Mike D said:

YMCA cafe Crewe.

 

Not bad for a fiver.

 

 

Not bad if you want to eat a raw dogs dick. 

[cloggypop]

3 hours ago, Mike D said:

YMCA cafe Crewe.

 

Not bad for a fiver.

 

 

Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy

Young man, there's a place you can go
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time

 

GET TO FUCK YOU TRIANGULAR TOAST TWATS! 

[Fugitive]

8 hours ago, Mike D said:

YMCA cafe Crewe.

 

Not bad for a fiver.

 

 

Looks like Prince Philips dead dick.

[Bjornebye]

9 hours ago, Mike D said:

YMCA cafe Crewe.

 

Not bad for a fiver.

 

 

Aah so it isn't a young mans christian association cafe it's a YMCA tribute cafe. 

 

I can tell because they've served you someones prick. The rest looks fine, apart from the toast being cut into triangles by some pedophile.