What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[skend04]

On 05/08/2022 at 10:30, Fugitive said:

That’s my fucking day ruined. The cunts put beans on it and I specifically requested none of the little twats be present on my breakfast.

 

Scottish fucking twats. 
 

 

The zealotry is strong with the anti-beaners. The beans aren't the problem here. Someone has given you raw bacon and a naan bread there and you've said nothing. 

[Remmie]

The bucket of beans *summons @Carvalho Diablo* is very clearly the problem here. As is the stomped on egg and the rest of the contents of that bin that got emptied on it. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

On 05/08/2022 at 10:30, Fugitive said:

That’s my fucking day ruined. The cunts put beans on it and I specifically requested none of the little twats be present on my breakfast.

 

Scottish fucking twats. 
 

 

Be honest, you found that on the floor didn't you?

[Pidge]

Starting to doubt whether ordering in fry-ups is the way forward...

[Mook]

1 hour ago, skend04 said:

The zealotry is strong with the anti-beaners. The beans aren't the problem here. Someone has given you raw bacon and a naan bread there and you've said nothing. 

That's a tattie scone, not a naan bread.

 

If you order a fry up in Scotland, you can expect a tattie scone & haggis. You probably shouldn't expect it to have been vomited by a cat like that one in the picture though.

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Oh Buoy]

33 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

Get it in a fucking museum lad. 

[Fugitive]

I’m going back in. Will update on arrival. The GRIND House… it’s all on you now.

[Fugitive]

I plated it up to get a better understanding of what the fuck is going on.

 

The bacon is actually cooked for a change.

 

However, the toast is actually bread. The one sausage was cut in half to try and make it look more. The egg… no fucking idea what has happened there but it’s very wrong. 

 

At least they put the beans in a very secure container that is easily binned.

 

The GRIND house…

 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

[YorkshireRed]

5 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

I plated it up to get a better understanding of what the fuck is going on.

 

The bacon is actually cooked for a change.

 

However, the toast is actually bread. The one sausage was cut in half to try and make it look more. The egg… no fucking idea what has happened there but it’s very wrong. 

 

At least they put the beans in a very secure container that is easily binned.

 

The GRIND house…

 

 

What’s the thing to the right of the black pudding? It looks like a squashed slug. 

[KMD7]

58 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

I plated it up to get a better understanding of what the fuck is going on.

 

The bacon is actually cooked for a change.

 

However, the toast is actually bread. The one sausage was cut in half to try and make it look more. The egg… no fucking idea what has happened there but it’s very wrong. 

 

At least they put the beans in a very secure container that is easily binned.

 

The GRIND house…

 

 

That close up angle makes it appear like it's stuck to the ceiling. Which it probably deserves to be 

[TheHowieLama]

WTF with the eggs in Scotland?

[TheHowieLama]

2 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

If you rotate this 90 degrees it is a sausage house.

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Fugitive said:

I plated it up to get a better understanding of what the fuck is going on.

You keep polystyrene plates at home? 

[cloggypop]

Triangular eggs can fuck right off 

[Fugitive]

36 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

You keep polystyrene plates at home? 

It’s a normal plate, mate. No polystyrene and 100% meets Tony’s specs.

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 hour ago, cloggypop said:

Triangular eggs can fuck right off 

 

40 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

It’s a normal plate, mate. No polystyrene and 100% meets Tony’s specs.

Triangular eggs and you're talking about Tony's specs?! Sheesh man.

[Bjornebye]

8 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

A Richmond’s Sausage and Hash Brown Sandwich. Lurpack spreadable on the bread. 
 

 

I’ve never been so bored in my life. Are you on death row? 

6 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

You’ll be invading Poland next you watch 

5 hours ago, Fugitive said:

I plated it up to get a better understanding of what the fuck is going on.

 

The bacon is actually cooked for a change.

 

However, the toast is actually bread. The one sausage was cut in half to try and make it look more. The egg… no fucking idea what has happened there but it’s very wrong. 

 

At least they put the beans in a very secure container that is easily binned.

 

The GRIND house…

 

 

Hahahahahahahahahahaha is that a naan bread???!!!!! Oh god 

 

 

Dave we’re done here. Close the shit down 

[Fugitive]

52 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I’ve never been so bored in my life. Are you on death row? 

You’ll be invading Poland next you watch 

Hahahahahahahahahahaha is that a naan bread???!!!!! Oh god 

 

 

Dave we’re done here. Close the shit down 

It’s a tattie scone. They come with every breakfast up here.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

It’s a tattie scone. They come with every breakfast up here.

Can I buy you some pans? Everytime you order something for breakfast my anxiety goes through the roof 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

9 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

That's quite a jarring juxtaposition of the modern Rauscenberg arrangement, and the traditionalist, Beatrix Potter plate. In all honesty, I'm not sure I am a fan of your latest phase, CD.

[easytoslip]

9 hours ago, Fugitive said:

I plated it up to get a better understanding of what the fuck is going on.

 

The bacon is actually cooked for a change.

 

However, the toast is actually bread. The one sausage was cut in half to try and make it look more. The egg… no fucking idea what has happened there but it’s very wrong. 

 

At least they put the beans in a very secure container that is easily binned.

 

The GRIND house…

 

 

That fare reminded me of the winter of discontent. 

[TD_LFC]

One made by someone else.

[Total Longo]

On 07/08/2022 at 09:11, YorkshireRed said:

A Richmond’s Sausage and Hash Brown Sandwich. Lurpack spreadable on the bread. 
 

 

You've forgotten to cover the other half of the bread with more sausage and hash brown, and then failed to put a second piece of bread on top of it. Is this what wools call a sandwich nowadays? I mean it's just disgraceful, utterly disgraceful. You should be ashamed of yourself, man.