What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[YorkshireRed]

1 hour ago, Fugitive said:

Did you unearth this on an archeological dig?
 

A Roman soldier probably sent this back and headed in to battle that day absolutely seething.
Boudica and her mob took one hell of a beating, mainly due to this breakfast. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Straight in to 999. This is an emergency. 

[Mudface]

50 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

It’s probably the worst one yet. Absolutely fucking horrific. 
 

Utter bastards

 

 

That 'probably' in your first sentence makes me weep for humanity. And they do a rewards programme too, the 'crazy' fuckers.

[Stouffer]

I don't think it looks that bad.

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Stouffer said:

I don't think it looks that bad.

Yeah, but you keep crisps in the fridge.

[Stouffer]

5 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Yeah, but you keep crisps in the fridge.

Where else would you keep them.?

 

Try it and then tell me I'm wrong. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Fugitive said:

Nice of @lifetime fan to deliver from Plymouth to Glasgow. 

 

I assume you woke up with a thunder bastard of a hangover? 

 

 

 

*awaits POOSFLASH thread bump 

[Anubis]

4 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Guess what I’ve just ordered?

A shit in a box?

[Fugitive]

I’m genuinely feeling a bit sick and can feel my stomach doing weird things. Glad I threw most of it away now because I reckon I’d be in hospital. The cunts should be charged with attempted murder.

[Mook]

Glasgow was known as the murder capital of Europe for a long time, now we know why.

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

I’m genuinely feeling a bit sick and can feel my stomach doing weird things. Glad I threw most of it away now because I reckon I’d be in hospital. The cunts should be charged with attempted murder.

Didn't you say similar last time? I await their next effort in a few months. 

[Elite]

[Fugitive]

34 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Didn't you say similar last time? I await their next effort in a few months. 

I’m determined to find one alright place but I fear it will never happen and after todays effort, I also fear for my safety.

[Pidge]

4 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Did you unearth this on an archeological dig?
 

A Roman soldier probably sent this back and headed in to battle that day absolutely seething.
Boudica and her mob took one hell of a beating, mainly due to this breakfast. 

battle of whatthefuckisthatling street, more like!

 

*taps mic*

 

amirite?

[Fugitive]

Gonna order some fish and chips to make up for it.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Fugitive said:

I’m determined to find one alright place but I fear it will never happen and after todays effort, I also fear for my safety.

We all do. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Fugitive said:

Gonna order some fish and chips to make up for it.

Inbound....

 

 

[Fugitive]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Inbound....

 

 

Hahaha, I’m spoilt for choice when it comes to good chippys.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Hahaha, I’m spoilt for choice when it comes to good chippys.

Yeah decent chippies up there 

[Stouffer]

I had a breakfast on Queen St in Glasgow a few years ago that was astonishingly drier than that effort.

[Fugitive]

4 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

I had a breakfast on Queen St in Glasgow a few years ago that was astonishingly drier than that effort.

I’ve found that they are fucking terrible when it comes to breakfasts. Nobody can cook bacon properly. 

[Strontium]

5 hours ago, Fugitive said:

 

I've seen this movie, Alien Autopsy.

[Captain Willard]

7 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Did you pay £11.49 for that ? 

[Barrington Womble]

7 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Johnson was on friturier duties then?

[Fugitive]

3 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Did you pay £11.49 for that ? 

Yes plus 2.50 for delivery.

 

Genuinely been vomiting for a few hours now.