What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

PMQ's now this? 

 

I know why they call it 'hump day' because I've got the right fucking hump 

[Numero Veinticinco]

26 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Greasy spoon by mine. Swapped out the frozen hash brown for an extra frozen sausage instead.
 

£7.50. £1.50 extra for the cup of tea. 
 

It deserves a roasting from the GF but I ate it all anyway. 
 

 

Looks like Zoidberg. 

[YorkshireRed]

31 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Greasy spoon by mine. Swapped out the frozen hash brown for an extra frozen sausage instead.
 

£7.50. £1.50 extra for the cup of tea. 
 

It deserves a roasting from the GF but I ate it all anyway. 
 

 

The breakfast is obviously horrific, it needs a photoshopped Adolf Hitler adding and everything else removing.

 

I thought you were better than triangular sliced toast. This is a sad day. 

[TheHowieLama]

It's a car crash.

 

The two stars of any cooked breakfast - the bacon and the black pudding - are so embarrassed they have asked to have their faces covered so as not to be seen at the scene of this crime. The sheer brutality of humanity on a plate.

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Looks like Zoidberg. 

Hahaha 

[Trumo]

This fucking country deserves Brexit for serving up shit like that.

[lifetime fan]

Aldi wouldn’t sell those fucking beans. 

[lifetime fan]

Twice cooked bacon is a massive red alert straight away. 
 

And I hope you threw that cup of shite straight in his face when he tried charging you extra for it. 

[Bob]

Muddy Boots cafe, beside Harewood House, Leeds.

 

my girl took part in Junior Warrior this morning and if expected to grab a bacon butty while there watching but didn’t get the chance so after as she headed back to her mums and everyone departed their own separate ways me and my missus headed out to a cafe for a breakkie and then a walk around the outside of the Harewood Estate.

 

been here for breakfast before and pretty sure I’ll have posted it, but here’s todays effort.

 

£9.00 for Yorkshire Breakfast, including tea or Americano, which is what I had.

 

Bacon fat raw, which is a huge disappointment for any breakfast, and I’d rather have standard toast rather than sourdough but it was nice.

 

the rest was spot on. Sausage a little over flavourful for my breakfast palate, but high quality and very meaty.

 

black pud was lovely.

 

7/10

[Bjornebye]

The chef needs charging with attempted murder 

[YorkshireRed]

6 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Muddy Boots cafe, beside Harewood House, Leeds.

 

my girl took part in Junior Warrior this morning and if expected to grab a bacon butty while there watching but didn’t get the chance so after as she headed back to her mums and everyone departed their own separate ways me and my missus headed out to a cafe for a breakkie and then a walk around the outside of the Harewood Estate.

 

been here for breakfast before and pretty sure I’ll have posted it, but here’s todays effort.

 

£9.00 for Yorkshire Breakfast, including tea or Americano, which is what I had.

 

Bacon fat raw, which is a huge disappointment for any breakfast, and I’d rather have standard toast rather than sourdough but it was nice.

 

the rest was spot on. Sausage a little over flavourful for my breakfast palate, but high quality and very meaty.

 

black pud was lovely.

 

7/10

I’ve been in there myself a few times. Never had the full English though. I now never will. 
 

That knife is annoying. 
 

So is the fork. 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I’ve been in there myself a few times. Never had the full English though. I now never will. 
 

That knife is annoying. 
 

So is the fork. 

I think the fork is long like that because you have to kill the pig yourself before you eat it. Fucking hipsters. 

[Barrington Womble]

14 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Muddy Boots cafe, beside Harewood House, Leeds.

 

my girl took part in Junior Warrior this morning and if expected to grab a bacon butty while there watching but didn’t get the chance so after as she headed back to her mums and everyone departed their own separate ways me and my missus headed out to a cafe for a breakkie and then a walk around the outside of the Harewood Estate.

 

been here for breakfast before and pretty sure I’ll have posted it, but here’s todays effort.

 

£9.00 for Yorkshire Breakfast, including tea or Americano, which is what I had.

 

Bacon fat raw, which is a huge disappointment for any breakfast, and I’d rather have standard toast rather than sourdough but it was nice.

 

the rest was spot on. Sausage a little over flavourful for my breakfast palate, but high quality and very meaty.

 

black pud was lovely.

 

7/10

Did you get any bread with your toasted air? 

[TheHowieLama]

When the toast is bigger than the bacon and sausage put together you have been had.

[Strontium]

16 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

When the toast is bigger than the bacon and sausage put together you have been had.

 

In fairness it's only because they sliced the loaf lengthways.

[Pete]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-61978595

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Don’t buy Heinz anyway. 

[Fugitive]

Guess what I’ve just ordered?

[Dave D]

On 26/06/2022 at 16:00, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Muddy Boots cafe, beside Harewood House, Leeds.

 

my girl took part in Junior Warrior this morning and if expected to grab a bacon butty while there watching but didn’t get the chance so after as she headed back to her mums and everyone departed their own separate ways me and my missus headed out to a cafe for a breakkie and then a walk around the outside of the Harewood Estate.

 

been here for breakfast before and pretty sure I’ll have posted it, but here’s todays effort.

 

£9.00 for Yorkshire Breakfast, including tea or Americano, which is what I had.

 

Bacon fat raw, which is a huge disappointment for any breakfast, and I’d rather have standard toast rather than sourdough but it was nice.

 

the rest was spot on. Sausage a little over flavourful for my breakfast palate, but high quality and very meaty.

 

black pud was lovely.

 

7/10

So it is Grim up North 

[Fugitive]

[Fugitive]

[skend04]

8 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

What in the actual fuck is that?

And then you've got toast when the only bit of moisture is the egg.

Christ on a bike!

[Fugitive]

13 minutes ago, skend04 said:

What in the actual fuck is that?

And then you've got toast when the only bit of moisture is the egg.

Christ on a bike!

It’s probably the worst one yet. Absolutely fucking horrific. 
 

Utter bastards

 

 

[skend04]

2 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

It’s probably the worst one yet. Absolutely fucking horrific. 
 

Utter bastards

 

 

Who are those people who gave it 4/5 star reviews?

Operation Yewtree has an easy job of getting some nonces off the streets right there. Check the reviewers.

[TheHowieLama]

Did you sprinkle the dirt on it or did it come that way?