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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Nah, the colour of the sausage is perfect. The colour of the smaller plate isn’t.

It's good to see a sausage that actually looks cooked, I just hope its underside wasn't as bright pink as a lot of the breakfasts in this thread. I'm badly colour blind, but I can generally recognise shite that's going to poison me.

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1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

I saw this on Twitter so I thought I’d share it. No need to thank me. 

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I dread to think what else you share you were in praia da luz when you said you were in Portugal when you posted that boss picture a few weeks back weren’t you looking at the Atlantic sea and your handywork you fucking crab 

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1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

I dread to think what else you share you were in praia da luz when you said you were in Portugal when you posted that boss picture a few weeks back weren’t you looking at the Atlantic sea and your handywork you fucking crab 

Ha ha. I was in lanzarotte but I’m actually going to portugual for work next week. I’ll post my breakfast. 

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3 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Ha ha. I was in lanzarotte but I’m actually going to portugual for work next week. I’ll post my breakfast. 

 

A Portuguese breakfast is probably more appealing than some of the offerings on this thread.

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St James Hotel Nottingham, buffet breakfast. Yes it was that bad. About the only good thing about it, is it's only 7 quid on top of your room rate, which as I had a hotels.com reward voucher and it exceeded the price of the room, it actually only cost 2 quid including my room for the night. I only found out after I finished i could have ordered a poached or fried egg. Absolutely nothing on the plate was good. The toast took about 5 times through the toaster to get that colour. 0/10. 

 

 

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47 minutes ago, No2 said:

remains from the weekend

I initially thought there was something vaguely serial killer/cannibal like about this. 
 

Then I took a second look at the photo and satisfied myself that even the most deprived of murderers wouldn’t eat that. 
 

Unless the serial killer is a vegetarian. The egg looks alright. 

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