What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Mook]

17 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

 

They'd have more than turbulence to worry about if they served me that pile of shite.

[Elite]

It's like a shit shaped like a cock.

 

Whoever made it needs prosecuting for public indecency.

[cloggypop]

I can't believe the first response wasn't it looks like a cock. 

[Chip Butty]

A goats penis, a selection of pebbles, a piece of horse manure, 3 roast potatoes and a ladle full of penicillin, is not what I’d of hoped for from first class. 

[Fugitive]

19 hours ago, heavyrotation said:

Not had the best week and having to go to the 5th fucking  page to find this thread didn't help. 

 

Anyway, as always, a big brekky helped lift the mood. As close to perfection as you want. 

 

2 perfectly fried eggs, 1 urutan Balinese sausage (ordered 2 more), wilted spinach (poncy name, great taste), fried mushrooms, oven roasted tomatoes, 3 rashers bacon, sourdough toast (ordered 2 more) and Balinese sambel. 11/10 with bonus point for the setting. All for the princely sum of 4 pounds and 68 of your English pence or whatever the fuck the Tories are making you use now. 

 

Perfection. Any disparaging comments can be shoved firmly up Mook's arse along with Darwin's spleen.

The eggs are burnt

seaweed

raw dough

streaky bacon thats now leather

butter in a bowl

 

Fucking hell, I hope a Tsunami claims you.

[Fugitive]

10 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

Tilda's kitchen on Walton vale for a post-bunnymen/stones and pre-mick head fry up. It was fucking delicious. The beans had a bit too much juice, i suspect microwaving. The sausages could have done with being bigger, but they were good. 8.5/10 £8.50. 

 

 

You bastard, you utter bastard

[Fugitive]

18 hours ago, Remmie said:

This was from a stag last weekend in Dishoom in Manchester. A veggie breakfast Indian style with vegan black pudding. The whole weekend was a drunken blur, but I think I liked it. 

 

I think it might have even been a vegan breakkie and I went renegade and added eggs. I'm guessing the yellow stuff was scrambled tofu but not sure. 

 

 

Hahahahaha, fucks sake

[Fugitive]

6 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

 

I hope the plane crashed… twice!!!

[Evelyn Tentions]

6 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

 

To paraphrase Douglas Adams, this is obviously some new meaning of First Class of which I was previously unaware.

[Bob]

18 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

 

I know you’re only the messenger but that’s getting negged. Fucks sake.

[Trumo]

18 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

 

 

[Bjornebye]

19 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

 

I think I’d start shouting allaaah ackbaar if they served me that 

[Mike D]

Bernie’s Station Road Maghull. Regular breakfast £5.50. Toast and sausage are massive.
 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

Deconstructed breakfast sandwich there.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Mike D said:

Bernie’s Station Road Maghull. Regular breakfast £5.50. Toast and sausage are massive.
 

 

 

No issues here looks boss mate but thats some sausage. Needs more bacon and all. 

[Mike D]

For an extra quid you get double of everything. The regular does me.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I think I’d start shouting allaaah ackbaar if they served me that 

I'd walk out.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I'd walk out.

Hahaha

[Bob]

2 hours ago, Mike D said:

Bernie’s Station Road Maghull. Regular breakfast £5.50. Toast and sausage are massive.
 

 

 

Chuck some beans on and you’re in heaven. Cracking looking food,

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Chuck some beans on and you’re in heaven. Cracking looking food,

Nonce 

[Captain Willard]

3 hours ago, Mike D said:

Bernie’s Station Road Maghull. Regular breakfast £5.50. Toast and sausage are massive.
 

 

 

That’s proper. 8/10, lose points for no kidneys. 

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

That’s proper. 8/10, lose points for no kidneys. 

If he shoved that sausage up your arse you'd have no kidneys left. 

[Remmie]

3 hours ago, Mike D said:

Bernie’s Station Road Maghull. Regular breakfast £5.50. Toast and sausage are massive.
 

 

 

Where's the rest of it or was this your kid's portion while you had an adult one?

[Fugitive]

3 hours ago, Mike D said:

For an extra quid you get double of everything. The regular does me.

Fuck off, Skeletor.

[YorkshireRed]

5 hours ago, Mike D said:

Bernie’s Station Road Maghull. Regular breakfast £5.50. Toast and sausage are massive.
 

 

 

This looks nice - it has no place on this thread. Probably more appropriate for the Fit Birds That Fly Under The Radar one.