What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Code]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

For someone who said he's worried about being too pissed later you're not exactly starting off slow mate! 

 

As for the breakfast... 1 mushroom and half a sausages is interesting. Doesn't look took bad. Toast cut properly, it just needs more to it. 5/10. 

 

That's why I'm worried, my self awareness is pretty good. 

 

For the sausage and mushrooms, I cut it and it's hidden under the bacon with more mushrooms.

[Trumo]

34 minutes ago, Code said:

 

 

[Captain Willard]

6 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Pier Inn, Whitby. 
 

Getting ready for round two of operation ‘get smashed’.

 

Very jovial waitress 0/10. Keep your good humour to yourself. I have a hangover.

 

Breakfast, if you can get past the plate, not bad.

 

7/10.

No wonder she’s jovial, she just served you that breakfast and been paid for it. 

[Fugitive]

1 hour ago, Code said:

Just went for the small breakfast today, changed the lager from Amstel to Birramoretti, and got new drinks..

 

Got a table in the sun, so all in all and splendid experience once again at Shiraz Palace. 

 

9 out of 10, the Passion Mojito was a bit disappointing.

The fucking sausage has got hemorrhoids.

[JagSquared]

Veggie breakfast, with an added sausage to confuse them. Boscanova, boscombe in Bournemouth. 
 

egg poached to perfection, halloumi done well, potato hash underneath was really good loses a point for the rocket. About £10.50. 8.5/10.

 

 

 

[Mike D]

12 minutes ago, JagSquared said:

Veggie breakfast, with an added sausage to confuse them. Boscanova, boscombe in Bournemouth. 
 

egg poached to perfection, halloumi done well, potato hash underneath was really good loses a point for the rocket. About £10.50. 8.5/10.

 

 

 

[DalyanPete]

Cup final breakfasts???come on.

[TheHowieLama]

5 hours ago, JagSquared said:

Veggie breakfast, with an added sausage to confuse them. Boscanova, boscombe in Bournemouth. 
 

egg poached to perfection, halloumi done well, potato hash underneath was really good loses a point for the rocket. About £10.50. 8.5/10.

 

 

 

Looks like a breakfast my breakfast would eat.

[Stouffer]

Quey Ingredient, Newcastle 

 

10 Nicker.

[Trumo]

1 minute ago, Stouffer said:

Quey Ingredient, Newcastle 

 

10 Nicker.

 

That is one tiny portion, or one massive teabag.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

Quey Ingredient, Newcastle 

 

10 Nicker.

No bean rep. Fucks going on with that tea bag though 

[Stouffer]

9 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

That is one tiny portion, or one massive teabag.

It was a massive teabag.

 

I'm washing it down with a vodka martini.

[YorkshireRed]

10 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

Quey Ingredient, Newcastle 

 

10 Nicker.

This is maybe worth three pairs of knickers, but never ten. An additional point for underwear being used as currency though. Probably holds its value more than sterling in these godforsaken days. 
 

Set up lacks a fork. Assume it’s buried in the head of the chef who forgot the beans. 
 

I’m all in on the egg, unless there’s two eggs. If that stuff to the top of the first egg is a second egg then it needs putting out of its misery. 
 

Bacon looks good. I don’t like tomato on a breakfast but at least it’s real. You can never have too many mushrooms unless they’re magic ones that you take in Amsterdam with the label ‘head fuck’ on the package. 
 

No black pudding. No soul. 
 

Nice shirt. 
 

7/10.

[Stouffer]

15 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

This is maybe worth three pairs of knickers, but never ten. An additional point for underwear being used as currency though. Probably holds its value more than sterling in these godforsaken days. 
 

Set up lacks a fork. Assume it’s buried in the head of the chef who forgot the beans. 
 

I’m all in on the egg, unless there’s two eggs. If that stuff to the top of the first egg is a second egg then it needs putting out of its misery. 
 

Bacon looks good. I don’t like tomato on a breakfast but at least it’s real. You can never have too many mushrooms unless they’re magic ones that you take in Amsterdam with the label ‘head fuck’ on the package. 
 

No black pudding. No soul. 
 

Nice shirt. 
 

7/10.

There's black pudding under the tomatoe, it was the best part. Really good quality. 

[TheHowieLama]

It looks like somebody took a really nice breakfast, put it in a box and shook it then turned it over and set it upside down on the plate.

[Code]

Kept it simple today.

 

10/10.

[Code]

Traditional matchday breakfast.

[YorkshireRed]

9 minutes ago, Code said:

Traditional matchday breakfast.

£27.30! Did they throw in the restaurant at that price?

 

If you are indeed the new owner then first job needs to be to fire/assassinate the chef and the person responsible for plate purchasing. 
 

Finally turn that bottom sausage’s frown upside down. Today could yet be a day of days. 

[YorkshireRed]

My Leeds supporting mate said he fancied a relegation breakfast this morning. He went to two places. The first he couldn’t find, the second was closed. 
 

I’ve sent him a link to this thread to cheer him up. 
 

We do what we can for those more misfortunate than us. 

[Barrington Womble]

On 14/05/2022 at 12:19, DalyanPete said:

Cup final breakfasts???come on.

Sorry Pete, I did have one but didn't bother to post as it was exactly the same as my semi final one... And I was half way through it before remembering I should take a picture! 

8 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

£27.30! Did they throw in the restaurant at that price?

 

If you are indeed the new owner then first job needs to be to fire/assassinate the chef and the person responsible for plate purchasing. 
 

Finally turn that bottom sausage’s frown upside down. Today could yet be a day of days. 

It used to be good value in there. I went the other week and it's like they've heard there's inflation, looked how Zimbabwe deal with inflation and then adjusted their pricing accordingly. Oh, and it was shitter than it used to be too. 

[Remmie]

On 14/05/2022 at 10:29, JagSquared said:

Veggie breakfast, with an added sausage to confuse them. Boscanova, boscombe in Bournemouth. 
 

egg poached to perfection, halloumi done well, potato hash underneath was really good loses a point for the rocket. About £10.50. 8.5/10.

 

 

 

Great to see places taking on my suggestion of Halloumi on a veggie breakfast but what the fuck is salad doing on there? And the egg casually thrown in to the sea of cunt plasma? 

 

Push 'em down the stairs Erroll. 

[Fugitive]

Lads, I’ve just done something stupid. I’ve ordered a breakfast off JustEat. 

£15 with a can of Coke and the delivery.

 

Will update when it arrives.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Brave

[Guest]

On 06/05/2022 at 15:02, El Rojo said:

Posted at 10.26am - 'On our way to Whitby to get smashed.'

Repped for dedication to the drinking cause. 

getting smashed may not involve alcohol...

[YorkshireRed]

29 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Lads, I’ve just done something stupid. I’ve ordered a breakfast off JustEat. 

£15 with a can of Coke and the delivery.

 

Will update when it arrives.

 

 

I’d rather eat the delivery person than a breakfast delivered.

 

Unless you prove me wrong. 
 

I’m on tenterhooks here.