What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Barrington Womble]

Not had much time to do the MF lately. Here's an old one from semi final day. I know it looks really bad (especially the eggs), but it was actually not bad, although I could only eat about half of it. It was 3 of bacon, egg, sausage, hash brown and white pudding with beans, tomatoes and toast for £8.95 in a pub on Euston road called the rocket - which is incredibly cheap for round there. It was called something like a mega Irish breakfast. Neg away, but I will be returning for a top up on the 14th with a decent pint of punk. A good way to start the day and perfect for a big day on the booze. 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Barrington Womble said:

Not had much time to do the MF lately. Here's an old one from semi final day. I know it looks really bad (especially the eggs), but it was actually not bad, although I could only eat about half of it. It was 3 of bacon, egg, sausage, hash brown and white pudding with beans, tomatoes and toast for £8.95 in a pub on Euston road called the rocket - which is incredibly cheap for round there. It was called something like a mega Irish breakfast. Neg away, but I will be returning for a top up on the 14th with a decent pint of punk. A good way to start the day and perfect for a big day on the booze. 

 

Fucking hell. At least you’ve loved to tell the tale after eating raw pig 

[Barrington Womble]

14 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Fucking hell. At least you’ve loved to tell the tale after eating raw pig 

I more than lived. I managed about 10 pints before and after the game, including some belters in the mikeller pub at the end of the night. All the more reason to give it a go again. 

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I more than lived. I managed about 10 pints before and after the game, including some belters in the mikeller pub at the end of the night. All the more reason to give it a go again. 

The Rocket is a great boozer at the weekends post work.

[Barrington Womble]

11 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

The Rocket is a great boozer at the weekends post work.

Yeah, I like it there. Watched the match many times. Just shit service as they're trying to keep down costs to attract the students. Same in the sister pub The Court on Tottenham Court Road. 

[DalyanPete]

This thread should be rocking when TLW hits the road in May

[Guest]

On 02/05/2022 at 13:25, Anubis said:

Might be a bit problematic.

 

I know, I was shocked as well.

I don’t get it. Why have whoever opened the restaurant pretended that other people opened the restaurant? Proper weird.

[YorkshireRed]

Highwayman Cafe. On the A64, near York. On our way to Whitby to get smashed.

 

It’s my mates breakfast as I’m just having a bacon sandwich.

 

£7.95 for a regular, including toast and a mug of tea. 
 

He’s given it 7.5/10 but he’s a dopey fucker with zero taste.

 

 

[PestiRed]

Was the bacon halfway through defrosting when it was thrown in the pan? I’m curious how they managed to burn half of it to a crisp whilst leaving some of the middle bit raw

 

and obviously negged for the beans

[Mudface]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Highwayman Cafe. On the A64, near York. On our way to Whitby to get smashed.

 

It’s my mates breakfast as I’m just having a bacon sandwich.

 

£7.95 for a regular, including toast and a mug of tea. 
 

He’s given it 7.5/10 but he’s a dopey fucker with zero taste.

 

 

Fuck. That's the weekend ruined before it's even started. Dirty, dirty cunts.

[Mook]

Anyone who gives you a fry up with one sausage should be sent back in time & drowned at birth.

 

Cunts.

[Bjornebye]

Stand and deliver ! (Me a plate of shit) b-side 

[cloggypop]

3 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Highwayman Cafe. On the A64, near York. On our way to Whitby to get smashed.

 

It’s my mates breakfast as I’m just having a bacon sandwich.

 

£7.95 for a regular, including toast and a mug of tea. 
 

He’s given it 7.5/10 but he’s a dopey fucker with zero taste.

 

 

Even the fucking egg is triangular 

[El Rojo]

4 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Highwayman Cafe. On the A64, near York. On our way to Whitby to get smashed.

 

It’s my mates breakfast as I’m just having a bacon sandwich.

 

£7.95 for a regular, including toast and a mug of tea. 
 

He’s given it 7.5/10 but he’s a dopey fucker with zero taste.

 

 

Posted at 10.26am - 'On our way to Whitby to get smashed.'

Repped for dedication to the drinking cause. 

[redinblack]

On 02/05/2022 at 15:50, Barrington Womble said:

Yeah, I like it there. Watched the match many times. Just shit service as they're trying to keep down costs to attract the students. Same in the sister pub The Court on Tottenham Court Road. 

I prefer Mabels Tavern across the road myself....always there or the Crown and Anchor before the train

[Fugitive]

5 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Highwayman Cafe. On the A64, near York. On our way to Whitby to get smashed.

 

It’s my mates breakfast as I’m just having a bacon sandwich.

 

£7.95 for a regular, including toast and a mug of tea. 
 

He’s given it 7.5/10 but he’s a dopey fucker with zero taste.

 

 

Was the egg shaped to fit on the toast… fucks sake.

 

The bacon looks like a little chicken, a burnt yet raw little chicken.

 

Nice to see Mr Hankey, the Christmas poo, make an appearance.

 

Fucking beans.

 

The receipt looks edible though.

 

Score: Your mate is a fucking cunt / 10

[Bjornebye]

“Hahahaha state of that you dirty cunt, listen before you eat that can I take a quick picture so I can post it on a football forum and see how many times you get called a nonce?” 
 

 

[YorkshireRed]

Pier Inn, Whitby. 
 

Getting ready for round two of operation ‘get smashed’.

 

Very jovial waitress 0/10. Keep your good humour to yourself. I have a hangover.

 

Breakfast, if you can get past the plate, not bad.

 

7/10.

[Evelyn Tentions]

Overcooked egg.

Undercooked toast.

1 burnt tomato, 1 undercooked tomato.

Undercooked bacon hiding overcooked bacon.

Beans.

-5/10

 

 

 

 

[Mudface]

47 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Pier Inn, Whitby. 
 

Getting ready for round two of operation ‘get smashed’.

 

Very jovial waitress 0/10. Keep your good humour to yourself. I have a hangover.

 

Breakfast, if you can get past the plate, not bad.

 

7/10.

Is this like a day release tour and the breakfasts you're showing have actually been cooked by particularly vengeful inmates before you head out?

[Mike D]

Slug eating the egg.

[Bjornebye]

A ramekin of shit balls and toast cooked with a match. The egg looks terrible. The rest looks ok. I hope a load of goths fill you all in 0/10 

[Trumo]

All these breakfast establishments live in a parallel universe where diners do not share their desperate efforts on social media and take the piss.

[Code]

Just went for the small breakfast today, changed the lager from Amstel to Birramoretti, and got new drinks..

 

Got a table in the sun, so all in all and splendid experience once again at Shiraz Palace. 

 

9 out of 10, the Passion Mojito was a bit disappointing.

[Bjornebye]

For someone who said he's worried about being too pissed later you're not exactly starting off slow mate! 

 

As for the breakfast... 1 mushroom and half a sausages is interesting. Doesn't look took bad. Toast cut properly, it just needs more to it. 5/10.