What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Numero Veinticinco]

I'll get the membership form out in the post ASAP, Rem. 

[Mudface]

[Bjornebye]

Feels like when Torres signed for Chelsea this 

[YorkshireRed]

16 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I'm about to do something so treacherous and betrayal filled I feel dirty. I am going to order a breakfast with beans on them. Yep, you read correct. I am going for an Indian breakfast and so the beans are masala beans and not that Heinz filth. The bean juice had better not touch the egg though.

 

The other outrageous thing is ordering English food at an Indian, especially as I know their breakfasts are delicious. 

 

I always knew if there was anyone from the dark side that could be saved, it would be you.

 

A long way to go but…

 

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. 
 

We will be waiting in the light to welcome you home. 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

[DalyanPete]

On 07/04/2022 at 14:12, Bjornebye said:

She’s just presented me with a vegan brekkie. Do your worst cunts. 
 

 

Been a while since I visited the rock shop in southport.

[Remmie]

Got exactly what I deserved:

 

 

[Clem H Fandango]

5 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Got exactly what I deserved:

 

 

Masala beans? Is that Indian for heinz? Or is the coriander leaf on top a form of misdirection?

 

And how many tomatoes!

[Clem H Fandango]

I still can't understand/comprehend how people can moan about bean juice which is essentially tomato, but the water and juice emitted from fried or plum tomatoes is ok?

 

Hang your heads in shame GF.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Heinz bean juice is too thin and tasteless imo. Branston beans are miles nicer; richer, claggier.

[Carvalho Diablo]

2 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

Been a while since I visited the rock shop in southport.

Words fail me.

[Remmie]

What a crying shame that was, it's a very, very good Indian but that was every bit as wrong as it looks. They gave me about 4 tins of fucking beans sprinkled with some masala powder, this made them slightly less vile. It turned up with Bacon and gash browns which were not fucking advertised, the most edible thing was the toast. Teach me to experiment with bean deviancy. 

 

I had hoped for a lot more Indian influence but I guess the kind of twat who orders a full English at a decent Indian deserves that dirge. 

 

Eggs? Cremated with grease. 

Tomatoes? Too much oil

Mushrooms? Slimy and greasy

Gash browns? Self explanatory

Beans? Slightly less atrocious with spices and gallons of the stuff, managed about a teaspoon full. 

Toast? It was the easily best thing on the plate and bang average

 

0/10 - Like paying to be kicked in the bollocks 

[Clem H Fandango]

2 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Heinz bean juice is too thin and tasteless imo. Branston beans are miles nicer; richer, claggier.

You can always thicken a cheaper brand with cornflour, also add curry powder.

But you knew that CD, I can't educate you when it comes to cooking.

[Mike D]

29 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Got exactly what I deserved:

 

 

“hello we are an online protection group, we’ve come to speak to you today about the posting of indecent images of breakfasts online.”

[DalyanPete]

41 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Words fail me.

Really?

[DalyanPete]

40 minutes ago, Remmie said:

kind of twat who orders a full English at a decent Indian deserves that dirge. 

 

Author of your own misfortune.

[Tony Moanero]

 

 

 

[mattyq]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

Got exactly what I deserved:

 

 

Let that be a lesson to you, young man

Get yourself down to the docs and get checked out for the bad shithouse dog aids... you've almost certainly contracted a case judging by the awful sight of that

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Clem H Fandango said:

I still can't understand/comprehend how people can moan about bean juice which is essentially tomato, but the water and juice emitted from fried or plum tomatoes is ok?

 

Hang your heads in shame GF.

Tomato juice tastes of tomato, bean juice doesn’t.

[Clem H Fandango]

9 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Tomato juice tastes of tomato, bean juice doesn’t.

Tomato does not belong on a breakfast, its a fruit.

 

[Tony Moanero]

10 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Tomato does not belong on a breakfast, its a fruit.

 

Nonsense! It absolutely does belong on a breakfast. It’s a fruit that is treated like a vegetable. Much like you wouldn’t lash an apple or pear on a tuna butty, but you’d have cucumber on it.

[Guest]

On 10/04/2022 at 15:04, Bernard Diomede said:

Look at the state of these!! Golf course over in Spain. Apparently it was voted Spain’s best course in 2021. Didn’t stop me from turning up and spewing in the bushes this morning with a bad head. And eating the cereal bars. 

Even the bacon is trying to get away from those monstrous sausages. Ending up in the beans seems to be a price worth paying.

[Clem H Fandango]

18 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Nonsense! It absolutely does belong on a breakfast. It’s a fruit that is treated like a vegetable. Much like you wouldn’t lash an apple or pear on a tuna butty, but you’d have cucumber on it.

But who has tuna for brekkie?

 

I get fruits go with meat/fish.

 

But tomato water polluting a breakfast is a crime, not the tinned plums but the fried tomato that just emits water.

 Nothing worse than a soggy hash brown that has soaked up water.

[Tony Moanero]

4 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

But who has tuna for brekkie?

 

I get fruits go with meat/fish.

 

But tomato water polluting a breakfast is a crime, not the tinned plums but the fried tomato that just emits water.

 Nothing worse than a hash brown.

Fixed. 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Tomato juice tastes of tomato, bean juice doesn’t.

Tony, do not give what is holy to dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet.