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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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1 hour ago, No2 said:

20211229_115258.jpgBought this bad boy in the sale yesterday, the fruits of its labour are on a plate.

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I’ve never seen black pudding that resembles moist pieces of some kind of chocolate baked confectionery before.

 

It also looks like you’ve cooked the sausages last night and left them out at room temperature overnight.

 

Was there any flex to that bacon, or was it as rigid as it looks?

 

Eggs. Burnt.

 

You heinous bitch.

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2 hours ago, No2 said:

20211229_115258.jpgBought this bad boy in the sale yesterday, the fruits of its labour are on a plate.

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Leaving aside the burnt eggs because, as you say it's not about them,  think the forum will be the judge of that. WTF is in the ming dynasty bowl and it looks like you have emptied the Christmas day fat into the egg tray?

Sausage and bacon on barm cake and dump the rest.

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5 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Wasn’t sure if this should go in world of a woman or in here, but she assures me it’s breakfast.

 

My missus woke me up half an hour ago (I stayed up too late playing fifa after being annoyed watching the *ootball) with the words “I’ve made you a brilliant breakfast, my love”.

 

full disclosure, I only realised the eggy bread was charcoal underneath after tucking in so that’s not clear from the photo.

 

Bacon, black pudding, beans and eggy bread. Tasted better than it looked.

 

 

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Oh my.

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5 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Wasn’t sure if this should go in world of a woman or in here, but she assures me it’s breakfast.

 

My missus woke me up half an hour ago (I stayed up too late playing fifa after being annoyed watching the *ootball) with the words “I’ve made you a brilliant breakfast, my love”.

 

full disclosure, I only realised the eggy bread was charcoal underneath after tucking in so that’s not clear from the photo.

 

Bacon, black pudding, beans and eggy bread. Tasted better than it looked.

 

 

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I like beans but fuck me, a full can?

Nicely burnt bacon disguised as black pudding. 

And she calls you  "my love?"

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6 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Wasn’t sure if this should go in world of a woman or in here, but she assures me it’s breakfast.

 

My missus woke me up half an hour ago (I stayed up too late playing fifa after being annoyed watching the *ootball) with the words “I’ve made you a brilliant breakfast, my love”.

 

full disclosure, I only realised the eggy bread was charcoal underneath after tucking in so that’s not clear from the photo.

 

Bacon, black pudding, beans and eggy bread. Tasted better than it looked.

 

 

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What was going through her mind as she cut the black pudding into such slap dash shapes?

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8 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Wasn’t sure if this should go in world of a woman or in here, but she assures me it’s breakfast.

 

My missus woke me up half an hour ago (I stayed up too late playing fifa after being annoyed watching the *ootball) with the words “I’ve made you a brilliant breakfast, my love”.

 

full disclosure, I only realised the eggy bread was charcoal underneath after tucking in so that’s not clear from the photo.

 

Bacon, black pudding, beans and eggy bread. Tasted better than it looked.

 

 

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If Dali did breakfasts.

 

Fuck off.

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9 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Wasn’t sure if this should go in world of a woman or in here, but she assures me it’s breakfast.

 

My missus woke me up half an hour ago (I stayed up too late playing fifa after being annoyed watching the *ootball) with the words “I’ve made you a brilliant breakfast, my love”.

 

full disclosure, I only realised the eggy bread was charcoal underneath after tucking in so that’s not clear from the photo.

 

Bacon, black pudding, beans and eggy bread. Tasted better than it looked.

 

 

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Jesus fucking christ 

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4 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

Leaving aside the burnt eggs because, as you say it's not about them,  think the forum will be the judge of that. WTF is in the ming dynasty bowl and it looks like you have emptied the Christmas day fat into the egg tray?

Sausage and bacon on barm cake and dump the rest.

After some careful reflection I have come around to your way of thinking and also some other fellow formites. The burnt egg isn't acceptable, that pan you can see in the back ground is a cheap old Lidl pan and is the guilty party here. The oil doesn't spread which results in underneath the egg burning very quickly. It won't see the light of day again. The sausages were cooked in my new grill pan, in hindsight that was a mistake, they shouldn't be grilled and won't be again. I apologise for any offence caused.

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48 minutes ago, No2 said:

After some careful reflection I have come around to your way of thinking and also some other fellow formites. The burnt egg isn't acceptable, that pan you can see in the back ground is a cheap old Lidl pan and is the guilty party here. The oil doesn't spread which results in underneath the egg burning very quickly. It won't see the light of day again. The sausages were cooked in my new grill pan, in hindsight that was a mistake, they shouldn't be grilled and won't be again. I apologise for any offence caused.

Hell hath no fury than a hater of burnt eggs.

One can only respect and admire the repent.

I salute you.

Funny as fuck and well played. 

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10 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Wasn’t sure if this should go in world of a woman or in here, but she assures me it’s breakfast.

 

My missus woke me up half an hour ago (I stayed up too late playing fifa after being annoyed watching the *ootball) with the words “I’ve made you a brilliant breakfast, my love”.

 

full disclosure, I only realised the eggy bread was charcoal underneath after tucking in so that’s not clear from the photo.

 

Bacon, black pudding, beans and eggy bread. Tasted better than it looked.

 

 

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Can only assume that biro was your Christmas present to her. 

 

That plate of food is distressing. 

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4 hours ago, Belarus said:

What was going through her mind as she cut the black pudding into such slap dash shapes?

The black pudding was comfortably the best but and it comes on triangle shape, though I’m unsure why she then cut that into further smaller triangles. 
 

this is the bad boy I got from the butchers xmas Eve.

 

 

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14 hours ago, No2 said:

After some careful reflection I have come around to your way of thinking and also some other fellow formites. The burnt egg isn't acceptable, that pan you can see in the back ground is a cheap old Lidl pan and is the guilty party here. The oil doesn't spread which results in underneath the egg burning very quickly. It won't see the light of day again. The sausages were cooked in my new grill pan, in hindsight that was a mistake, they shouldn't be grilled and won't be again. I apologise for any offence caused.


 

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