What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Karl_b]

5 hours ago, Total Longo said:

The egg is the only thing here escaping any kind of criticism, although the bacon at least also looks just about edible. The toast is a disgrace, someone has shown that bread a photo of a toaster at best there. Or one side of the toaster is clearly broken, i actually can't decide. Tinned tomatoes in a ramekin, get in the bin immediately. The sausage at the bottom looks grey and raw (apart from maybe the possibility that the chef has dipped one end into a deep fat fryer). Horrendous. And as Stig says, is that Batman in the middle of the plate? I can only assume it's a mushroom, again i'm honestly not sure.  Is there a hash brown hiding underneath Batman? Difficult to tell. Too much uncertainty and the bad outweighs the good. Typical of @Spy Bee to like it as well, the deviant.  

You cruel bastard. I enjoyed this breakfast but now I'm re-thinking every decision I've ever made in my life. Repped. You cunt.

[Harry's Lad]

3 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Why on earth do so many eateries serve toast on the same plate as the fry-up? Are they that sodding lazy they can’t be bothered to wash up an extra plate?

 

 

And as has been said before, why do they always cut it diagonally so you can't make a proper butty?

[Bob]

13 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Why on earth do so many eateries serve toast on the same plate as the fry-up? Are they that sodding lazy they can’t be bothered to wash up an extra plate?

 

 

 

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

 

 

Not sure they know how toast soldiers work.

[Bjornebye]

16 hours ago, Mudface said:

Actually, his dick was about the only bit of him that was OK, awful.

 

 

 

In tears 

[Mook]

I've never really got the toast with a fry up thing. A fry up should have a sufficient amount of food that you don't need to have a load of toast with it.

 

Having it on the same plate is a cunt's trick.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Mook said:

I've never really got the toast with a fry up thing. A fry up should have a sufficient amount of food that you don't need to have a load of toast with it.

 

Having it on the same plate is a cunt's trick.

Gayest post ever 

[Mook]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Gayest post ever 

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

4 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

 

I'd rep it for the toast rack and neg it for the diagonals.

Net Zero by 2021

[Mike D]

Another weekend at Bernies Maghull.

 

Me mate had beans and scrambled egg.

 

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

5 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

 

Imagine ordering a boiled egg and the toast turns up sliced in triangles. 
 

The only thing worthy of the rack is the person responsible. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Mike D said:

Another weekend at Bernies Maghull.

 

Me mate had beans and scrambled egg.

 

 

 

The bacon oh my god the bacon 

[TheHowieLama]

Yea, that place seems to have a spectacular lack of respect for the meat products preparation.

[Captain Willard]

On 03/12/2021 at 11:59, Mike D said:

Bernies too. Maghull next to the railway station. £6.50. Highly recommended.

 

 

Not shabby but a lot of weird white stuff on the bacon, no black pudding, no kidney and the tomatoes look like they’ve been dropped from a helicopter. 7/10. At least there’s no bean shit. 

[Mike D]

6 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Not shabby but a lot of weird white stuff on the bacon, no black pudding, no kidney and the tomatoes look like they’ve been dropped from a helicopter. 7/10. At least there’s no bean shit. 

There was black pudding just camouflaged by the plate.

[TheHowieLama]

10 minutes ago, Mike D said:

There was black pudding just camouflaged by the plate.

They chose that plate as it highlights the "color" of the bacon.

[Bruce Spanner]

1 hour ago, Mike D said:

Another weekend at Bernies Maghull.

 

Me mate had beans and scrambled egg.

 

 

 

Absolute fucking horror show.

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, Mike D said:

There was black pudding just camouflaged by the plate.

Oh yes I see it now, bigger screen. Those tomatoes though, they look like something or even worse somebody  that has fallen from a great height. 

[Mook]

3 hours ago, Mike D said:

Another weekend at Bernies Maghull.

 

Me mate had beans and scrambled egg.

 

 

 

This is worse than your Anneka Rice posts.

[Tony Moanero]

4 hours ago, Mike D said:

 

 

Fuck’s sake. Cherry tomatoes for breakfast, served on an oblong plate. 

 

[Mike D]

I dont give a fuck.

[Total Longo]

On 03/12/2021 at 15:59, Spy Bee said:

Smoked bacon is unnecessary faff.

Jesus wept...

[Skidfingers McGonical]

18 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

Jesus wept...

He’s sobbing and incoherently babbling bitcoin shite while rocking backwards and forwards. 

[Captain Willard]

Nice little cafe just up the road from us. No black pudding but crucially no beans. Mrs Willard has already started eating hers. Good solid black tea pot. 

[Spy Bee]

On 04/12/2021 at 13:13, Mike D said:

Another weekend at Bernies Maghull.

 

Me mate had beans and scrambled egg.

 

 

 

This has got some kind of insta filter on it hasn't it! Beautification of breakfast is a step too far!