What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Pureblood]

19 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

She has Shatshushka, I had the Gross Fruhstuck.

 

enjoyed both. Just nice being abroad isn’t it? 

 

got smashed watching Hertha BSC at the Olympiastandion later. Ace day.

Haha, Bob Cuntbreakfast

[Bob]

13 minutes ago, Pureblood said:

Haha, Bob Cuntbreakfast

Had the same again this morning but at a different cafe, linked to a not-yet-open-at-breakfast-time cinema near to Treptower Park, and the fayre was better. 3 types of cheese, 4 types of meat and warm bread rolls. The Turk who ran the place acknowledged we couldnt really speak German but carried on regardless at great length and was enormously happy. Very good times but no photo.

[Bob]

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

This is an abomination. A soft boiled egg without soldiers?!

Hard boiled, Tone.

[Tony Moanero]

9 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Hard boiled, Tone.

Why did they serve it in an egg cup, then?

[TheHowieLama]

8 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Why did they serve it in an egg cup, then?

So they didn't have to peel it.

[Bob]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Why did they serve it in an egg cup, then?

For glitz and pizazz, Tone. Have to appreciate that?

[Curly]

Overindulged a bit last night watching the unmentionable. Only 5 pints, but enough to put a dent in me this morning. 
 

Luckily I’m working from home today, so I ordered myself a breakfast. Was a good effort seeing as it had spent time cooling down in transit.

 

£8 - 2 of each. They forgot the mushies unfortunately, but aside from that, can’t find much fault. 6.5/10

[Mook]

12 minutes ago, Belarus said:

Overindulged a bit last night watching the unmentionable. Only 5 pints, but enough to put a dent in me this morning. 
 

Luckily I’m working from home today, so I ordered myself a breakfast. Was a good effort seeing as it had spent time cooling down in transit.

 

£8 - 2 of each. They forgot the mushies unfortunately, but aside from that, can’t find much fault. 6.5/10

Repped for the forgotten mushrooms.

[Bjornebye]

33 minutes ago, Belarus said:

Overindulged a bit last night watching the unmentionable. Only 5 pints, but enough to put a dent in me this morning. 
 

Luckily I’m working from home today, so I ordered myself a breakfast. Was a good effort seeing as it had spent time cooling down in transit.

 

£8 - 2 of each. They forgot the mushies unfortunately, but aside from that, can’t find much fault. 6.5/10

I didn't know Dachau did deliveries? 

 

 

[Mike D]

The bacon looks like a battered old grannies arm.

[Bjornebye]

31 minutes ago, Mike D said:

The bacon looks like a battered old grannies arm.

I initially thought "fucking hell bit harsh" then I looked, christ 

 

Hi Frankie Boyle 

[Mike D]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I initially thought "fucking hell bit harsh" then I looked, christ 

 

Hi Frankie Boyle 

I was going to say grannies face but held back a little.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Mike D said:

I was going to say grannies face but held back a little.

Your mum wanks too. 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Belarus said:

Overindulged a bit last night watching the unmentionable. Only 5 pints, but enough to put a dent in me this morning. 
 

Luckily I’m working from home today, so I ordered myself a breakfast. Was a good effort seeing as it had spent time cooling down in transit.

 

£8 - 2 of each. They forgot the mushies unfortunately, but aside from that, can’t find much fault. 6.5/10

A kick in the bollocks in a box. 

[Pureblood]

1 hour ago, Belarus said:

Overindulged a bit last night watching the unmentionable. Only 5 pints, but enough to put a dent in me this morning. 
 

Luckily I’m working from home today, so I ordered myself a breakfast. Was a good effort seeing as it had spent time cooling down in transit.

 

£8 - 2 of each. They forgot the mushies unfortunately, but aside from that, can’t find much fault. 6.5/10

Looks alright except for the sausages look like squid cock.

 

And you've got a wired mouse, haha. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Haven't seen Lifey post food for a while, is he still using the fire alarm as an oven timer ??

[YorkshireRed]

3 hours ago, Belarus said:

Overindulged a bit last night watching the unmentionable. Only 5 pints, but enough to put a dent in me this morning. 
 

Luckily I’m working from home today, so I ordered myself a breakfast. Was a good effort seeing as it had spent time cooling down in transit.

 

£8 - 2 of each. They forgot the mushies unfortunately, but aside from that, can’t find much fault. 6.5/10

The warm bread standing to attention belongs in the warm bread standing to attention is a step towards the breakdown of society thread. 
 

The bacon belongs in prison. 

[Captain Willard]

That bacon looks off to me, you’re going to regret this later tonight. 

[Curly]

Yeah, the bacon was bad to be fair. I gave most of it to the mutt 

[Curly]

3 hours ago, Pureblood said:

Looks alright except for the sausages look like squid cock.

 

And you've got a wired mouse, haha. 

The sausages were decent to be fair.

 

What’s wrong with a wired mouse? I can’t stand those touch pads on laptops. Cunts to use.

[TheHowieLama]

It is awful in so many ways, not the least of all because of the liver spots on the bacon.

What is quite strange is the fact that one of the egg yolks appears to have been made in SketchUp - either that or maybe it was actually a 1/2 slice of polenta in place of that yolk. 

[Curly]

55 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

It is awful in so many ways, not the least of all because of the liver spots on the bacon.

What is quite strange is the fact that one of the egg yolks appears to have been made in SketchUp - either that or maybe it was actually a 1/2 slice of polenta in place of that yolk. 

It was a mixed experience on the yolks. The more I look back at the bacon, the more I realise why I gave most of it to the mutt. It’s horrible

[lifetime fan]

3 hours ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Haven't seen Lifey post food for a while, is he still using the fire alarm as an oven timer ??

Not done a breakfast for ages. 
 

Did a roast haunch of venison though. 
 

 

[Trumo]

7 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I didn't know Dachau did deliveries? 

 

 

 

Deutschland Uber Eat Alles.

[Stouffer]

6 hours ago, Pureblood said:

Looks alright except for the sausages look like squid cock.

 

And you've got a wired mouse, haha. 

And Internet Explorer. 

 

Probably.