What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

Doesn't look bad at all that Remmie if you doubled it in size and put some bacon on the thing. Negative points for green shit. 

 

 

[Total Longo]

29 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Another hotel breakfast review coming up, this is the courtyard marriott in Edinburgh. I've ordered and am waiting for the vegetarian breakfast, sans beans obviously. The price was bundled in with the hotel cost so not sure what it is on its own. 

 

 

I swapped scrambled for 2 fried eggs

Does the sliced ham on request thing come with the veggie breakfast or is it just a generically placed statement?

[mattyq]

Greek greasy spoon in St Albans. Had the Greek breakfast. Doesn't look great but was very tasty

Olives

Halloumi

Poached egg

Spicy garlicky sausage sliced lovely

Some Greek Pork thing on the right, again tasty

£8, would have again

[Tony Moanero]

2 minutes ago, mattyq said:

 

Questionable shade of denim.

[Anubis]

Oh sweet Jesus, what the fuck is that abomination?

[Tony Moanero]

Just now, Anubis said:

Oh sweet Jesus, what the fuck is that abomination?

Terrible jeans, aren’t they?. I dread to think what Matty’s got on his feet.

[cloggypop]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Oh sweet Jesus, what the fuck is that abomination?

Stonewashed

[Anubis]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

Terrible jeans, aren’t they?. I dread to think what Matty’s got on his feet.

Looks like he pissed himself in a triangular pattern.

[mattyq]

You know you've been riding the GF too long when the only reason you chose a breakfast is so that you can post it onto the breakfast thread

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, mattyq said:

Greek greasy spoon in St Albans. Had the Greek breakfast. Doesn't look great but was very tasty

Olives

Halloumi

Poached egg

Spicy garlicky sausage sliced lovely

Some Greek Pork thing on the right, again tasty

£8, would have again

 

Jeans and a tie? How long have you got your tie?! 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, mattyq said:

You know you've been riding the GF too long when the only reason you chose a breakfast is so that you can post it onto the breakfast thread

That only works if you actually choose the breakfast mate. That's not a breakfast, that's Greek 'picky bits' as my missus calls a plate of stuff thrown together that doesn't belong on the same plate. 

[mattyq]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

 

Jeans and a tie? How long have you got your tie?! 

That's a shirt, no tie

[mattyq]

4 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Stonewashed

I'm not from Wigan

[YorkshireRed]

11 minutes ago, mattyq said:

Greek greasy spoon in St Albans. Had the Greek breakfast. Doesn't look great but was very tasty

Olives

Halloumi

Poached egg

Spicy garlicky sausage sliced lovely

Some Greek Pork thing on the right, again tasty

£8, would have again

There was a choice. You chose this. 
 

Baffling. 

[mattyq]

2 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

There was a choice. You chose this. 
 

Baffling. 

I know, those jeans are going straight into the bin

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, mattyq said:

I know, those jeans are going straight into the bin

Progress 

[YorkshireRed]

Just now, mattyq said:

I know, those jeans are going straight into the bin

The jeans are less atrocious than the breakfast. 
 

Jeans 0/10

 

Breakfast -12/10

 

You should probably throw yourself in the bin. 

[Trumo]

5 hours ago, mattyq said:

Greek greasy spoon in St Albans.

 

So a Greecy Spoon then. Tony would go round smashing plates and they'd think he's getting into the Greek spirit.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

So a Greecy Spoon then. Tony would go round smashing plates and they'd think he's getting into the Greek spirit.

"Zorbas dance? Listen here belly, get a custard cream on that fucking plate or that'll be four more going through that bastard window, and give us two more of those oozo things" "  

[Bob]

6 hours ago, mattyq said:

Greek greasy spoon in St Albans. Had the Greek breakfast. Doesn't look great but was very tasty

Olives

Halloumi

Poached egg

Spicy garlicky sausage sliced lovely

Some Greek Pork thing on the right, again tasty

£8, would have again

I’m certain all of that would be amazing, but I reckon I’d rather have it for lunch than brekkie.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Needs peas.

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Needs peas.

Cheezy squeezy peaz.

[Jairzinho]

7 hours ago, mattyq said:

Greek greasy spoon in St Albans. Had the Greek breakfast. Doesn't look great but was very tasty

Olives

Halloumi

Poached egg

Spicy garlicky sausage sliced lovely

Some Greek Pork thing on the right, again tasty

£8, would have again

Starting to understand the actions of the troika. 

[Harry's Lad]

10 hours ago, Total Longo said:

Does the sliced ham on request thing come with the veggie breakfast or is it just a generically placed statement?

It's ok with the veggie breakfast as long as it's wafer thin ham.

[Barrington Womble]

So today I have a long day on front of me which will include a liquid lunch and I have a 4pm meeting I feel certain will also end up in the pub. So I am staying in a permier inn and I thought I would give their breakfast a go. It's a buffet style for £10.50. it was all pretty ordinary except the black pudding which was horrible. I've eaten worse, but I've certainly had better. 4.5/10

 

Edit. Breakfast was free, which just about made it good value.