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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
      124
    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
      73


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On 25/10/2021 at 09:14, TheBitch said:

@Strontium Dog™ Yes Castle Stalker to start the day with this…

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Looks like they've used a small plate and overloaded it.

More tomatoes please, and cut in halves, not quarters.

No toast, conker or keys.

Are those maggots in ice hockey puck?

How were the chipolatas?

They've cooked the eggs too quickly and it's caused egg bubbling.

Why have you drunk your tea/coffee before staring your breakfast? It'll get cold.

 

2/10 - the points are for the view and lack of beans.

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I used to subscribe to the smoked bacon being better notion, but it isn’t. I can be in the mood for either. 
 

What really enforced this view and empowered me to vocalise it regularly, was hearing Jamie fucking Oliver saying “if it’s not smoked, it’s not bacon”. Well, it actually is you fat tongued, pretentious cunt.

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1 minute ago, Belarus said:

I used to subscribe to the smoked bacon being better notion, but it isn’t. I can be in the mood for either. 
 

What really enforced this view and empowered me to vocalise it regularly, was hearing Jamie fucking Oliver saying “if it’s not smoked, it’s not bacon”. Well, it actually is you fat tongued, pretentious cunt.

Another bi-sexual 

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