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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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Gather round boys, I’m back from the future:     home made pizza bases- hence the authentic misshapenness. couple of pork sausages, black pudding, beans - loads of the fuckers

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Me Ma’s effort today, everything cooked exactly as I like it. Minus a point for the lack of black pudding the lazy cow and half a point for one of the sausages breaking. 2 pieces of toast accompanied

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Just done me and the mrs a cooked breakfast for tea, been on the allotment all day and was starving. Mrs asked why I was taking a photo, told her it was so I could be abused by strange men off the int

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KMD7 Grand Master

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7 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

This morning couldn't be arsed to get the frying pan out of the dishwasher so no fried eggs and bread. Mushrooms now in situ though. Also large plates were in said dishwasher so had to skimp on that.

 

Please note the most important ingredient, NO FUCKING BEANS!!!

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Love it when people pretend to cook their food. 

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13 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

You lot can eat your hearts out. Saw my favourite nurse this morning and she complimented me on my breakfast pics.

 

Two things.

 

1/ She's a NON BEANER!!!!

 

2/ She's fucking gorgeous.

Mate you've mentioned her far too many times not to have supplied a picture 

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On 24/10/2021 at 15:54, tokyojoe said:

This morning couldn't be arsed to get the frying pan out of the dishwasher so no fried eggs and bread. Mushrooms now in situ though. Also large plates were in said dishwasher so had to skimp on that.

 

Please note the most important ingredient, NO FUCKING BEANS!!!

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Posting evidence of cannibalism goes way beyond any bean misdemeanours. 

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On 25/10/2021 at 09:14, TheBitch said:

@Strontium Dog™ Yes Castle Stalker to start the day with this…

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This is proof that anti-beaners can still deliver a great looking breakkie.

 

Two eggs which both look just about perfectly runny, a tomato, a big pile of glistening, moist mushrooms.


I genuinely didn’t notice when I first repped and replied that beans were missing because the plate didn’t look dry. 
 

Obviously, if I were eating it, and beans were an option, I’d like to see a spoonful somewhere on the plate, but for once it’s a breakfasts that doesn’t “need” them.

 

great job. Really is.

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13 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

This is proof that anti-beaners can still deliver a great looking breakkie.

 

Two eggs which both look just about perfectly runny, a tomato, a big pile of glistening, moist mushrooms.


I genuinely didn’t notice when I first repped and replied that beans were missing because the plate didn’t look dry. 
 

Obviously, if I were eating it, and beans were an option, I’d like to see a spoonful somewhere on the plate, but for once it’s a breakfasts that doesn’t “need” them.

 

great job. Really is.

Apparently the fella who ran the place was great and all. 

 

 

 

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