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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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16 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Hang on, you were there as well? Is this like a swinging thing ? 

Mate you can sue Wiltshire for delivering you that. Raw bacon, a punched omelette, 3 skinny dicks, the worst attempt at pretend toast ever, a half decent black pudding... I'd have sympathy if I didn't see white pepper Dave you fucking maniac. Nah 1/10 and the 1 is only because I care about you. 

Haha, superb 

It's a fried slice not fucking toast. 10 times the flavour. More traditional than fucking beans or potato shit..

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This morning couldn't be arsed to get the frying pan out of the dishwasher so no fried eggs and bread. Mushrooms now in situ though. Also large plates were in said dishwasher so had to skimp on that.

 

Please note the most important ingredient, NO FUCKING BEANS!!!

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9 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

This morning couldn't be arsed to get the frying pan out of the dishwasher so no fried eggs and bread. Mushrooms now in situ though. Also large plates were in said dishwasher so had to skimp on that.

 

Please note the most important ingredient, NO FUCKING BEANS!!!

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Mate do you need some money for your gas bill? You've cooked that on snow 

 

Also, is that raw bacon smoked or un-smoked ... ? 

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6 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Had a belter this morning but my phone was on charge so you pussies are gonna have to wait until tomorrow to see it. This was the view though…

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Castle Stalker? As seen at the end of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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4 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

This morning couldn't be arsed to get the frying pan out of the dishwasher so no fried eggs and bread. Mushrooms now in situ though. Also large plates were in said dishwasher so had to skimp on that.

 

Please note the most important ingredient, NO FUCKING BEANS!!!

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Immense - 6 opportunities to give yourself trichinosis on just one plate.

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4 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

This morning couldn't be arsed to get the frying pan out of the dishwasher so no fried eggs and bread. Mushrooms now in situ though. Also large plates were in said dishwasher so had to skimp on that.

 

Please note the most important ingredient, NO FUCKING BEANS!!!

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The mushrooms and black pudding look nice. What’s the weird white stuff on the bacon though ? 

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