What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Mook]

2 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

This is mine this morning. Co-op chipolatas (lovely), black pudding, smoked bacon, double egg (bit of a fuck up that) and fried bread.

 

And please carefully note, NO FUCKING BEANS!!!

I didn't realise you lived in Auschwitz.

[tokyojoe]

Just now, Mook said:

I didn't realise you lived in Auschwitz.

That stuffed me, still full now. Just because I didn't have mushrooms to hand!

[Strontium]

4 minutes ago, Mook said:

I didn't realise you lived in Auschwitz.

 

Arbeit macht frei-ups

[Trumo]

6 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

This is mine this morning. Co-op chipolatas (lovely), black pudding, smoked bacon, double egg (bit of a fuck up that) and fried bread.

 

And please carefully note, NO FUCKING BEANS!!!

 

Not just the egg that's a bit of a fuck up my friend.

[TheHowieLama]

Is the bacon translucent Joe?

[tokyojoe]

Fuck it, some of the shite I've seen on this thread and I get battered!

 

I might be doing another tomorrow, with mushrooms.

[Mook]

2 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Fuck it, some of the shite I've seen on this thread and I get battered!

 

I might be doing another tomorrow, with mushrooms.

Would've been better if you'd battered the fry up.

[tokyojoe]

Fuck showing you lot again. At least there were no fucking beans!

[Elite]

49 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

This is mine this morning. Co-op chipolatas (lovely), black pudding, smoked bacon, double egg (bit of a fuck up that) and fried bread.

 

And please carefully note, NO FUCKING BEANS!!!

Even the cartoon ducks are looking in disgust.

[tokyojoe]

I'm not bothering anymore. Cunts.

[Karl_b]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

That sausage looks fucking superb though 

It was the best breakfast item I've been served in a long while.

 

I also had to explain to colleagues why I was taking photos of my breakfasts. They think we're a bit odd.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, tokyojoe said:

This is mine this morning. Co-op chipolatas (lovely), black pudding, smoked bacon, double egg (bit of a fuck up that) and fried bread.

 

And please carefully note, NO FUCKING BEANS!!!

Repped. Trays are boss. I always use one, even when I eat at the table, which is most of the time.

[Elite]

6 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Repped. Trays are boss. I always use one, even when I eat at the table, which is most of the time.

Do you use a tray when you put M&M's in a bowl?

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Over hand grip by Mrs Bitch there.

 

Salmon up there some of the best I have ever had.

Hang on, you were there as well? Is this like a swinging thing ? 

1 hour ago, tokyojoe said:

This is mine this morning. Co-op chipolatas (lovely), black pudding, smoked bacon, double egg (bit of a fuck up that) and fried bread.

 

And please carefully note, NO FUCKING BEANS!!!

Mate you can sue Wiltshire for delivering you that. Raw bacon, a punched omelette, 3 skinny dicks, the worst attempt at pretend toast ever, a half decent black pudding... I'd have sympathy if I didn't see white pepper Dave you fucking maniac. Nah 1/10 and the 1 is only because I care about you. 

1 hour ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

Arbeit macht frei-ups

Haha, superb 

[Tony Moanero]

12 minutes ago, Elite said:

Do you use a tray when you put M&M's in a bowl?

Of course. I wouldn’t want a M&M rolling off the spoon, bouncing off the table and falling on the floor.

 

[tokyojoe]

20 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Hang on, you were there as well? Is this like a swinging thing ? 

Mate you can sue Wiltshire for delivering you that. Raw bacon, a punched omelette, 3 skinny dicks, the worst attempt at pretend toast ever, a half decent black pudding... I'd have sympathy if I didn't see white pepper Dave you fucking maniac. Nah 1/10 and the 1 is only because I care about you. 

Haha, superb 

Cunt!

[lifetime fan]

2 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

This is mine this morning. Co-op chipolatas (lovely), black pudding, smoked bacon, double egg (bit of a fuck up that) and fried bread.

 

And please carefully note, NO FUCKING BEANS!!!

That’s a fucking wind up. 

[Jairzinho]

As in, he blew some smoke at a pig. 

[tokyojoe]

At least I've got the guts to put my own creation on here.

[Anubis]

10 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

Fuck it, some of the shite I've seen on this thread and I get battered!

 

I might be doing another tomorrow, with mushrooms.

Looking at that raw bacon you’ll be in hospital tomorrow.

[Remmie]

7 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

At least I've got the guts to put my own creation on here.

I see, the meat on the plate was guts? 

[Bob]

15 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

This is mine this morning. Co-op chipolatas (lovely), black pudding, smoked bacon, double egg (bit of a fuck up that) and fried bread.

 

And please carefully note, NO FUCKING BEANS!!!

That’s fucking grim. Where’s the moisture coming from? Why didn’t you cook the bacon? 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Look Joe , what did you expect from trying to find support from anti beaners ?  they're basically the gang of mutants from Mad max, you've learnt your lesson here.

[Barrington Womble]

17 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

This is mine this morning. Co-op chipolatas (lovely), black pudding, smoked bacon, double egg (bit of a fuck up that) and fried bread.

 

And please carefully note, NO FUCKING BEANS!!!

Did you let a cat nibble on the crusts.of your fried bread? And what was the bacon like after you cooked it? 

[Evelyn Tentions]

17 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

This is mine this morning. Co-op chipolatas (lovely), black pudding, smoked bacon, double egg (bit of a fuck up that) and fried bread.

 

And please carefully note, NO FUCKING BEANS!!!

Repped for no beans and the fried bread.

Why is everyone so parsimonious with the black pudding?