What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[lifetime fan]

50 minutes ago, Belarus said:

To be fair, bertolli is a cracking marg. Still doesn’t excuse the 40% coverage achieved on spreading. 

If you’re going to have to use marg (I have to for her when she’s on slimming world) it’s easily the best. 
 

But it ain’t fucking butter. 

[VladimirIlyich]

On 19/10/2021 at 11:10, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

What did she fry the tomatoes on, a Little Tikes My First Oven?

Not fried,grilled. A ray of health among a mountain of cholesterol.

[VladimirIlyich]

55 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

If you’re going to have to use marg (I have to for her when she’s on slimming world) it’s easily the best. 
 

But it ain’t fucking butter. 

Butter snob. I can't tell the difference between any of them,they are just spreads.

[TheHowieLama]

48 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Not fried,grilled. 

Like she asked them a bunch of tough questions type grilled?

[Harry's Lad]

11 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Butter snob. I can't tell the difference between any of them,they are just spreads.

Really? 

Butter has a taste all of its own. Hot buttered toast is a gift from God.

Margarine, or that I can't believe it's not butter shite is fucking vile.

[mgw100]

12 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Butter snob. I can't tell the difference between any of them,they are just spreads.

You have got a serious taste bud deficiency then.

[Karl_b]

13 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Butter snob. I can't tell the difference between any of them,they are just spreads.

One of the worst things I've ever seen posted on this forum.

[tokyojoe]

35 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

One of the worst things I've ever seen posted on this forum.

I agree. Utterly disgraceful.

[TheBitch]

Duck Bay Hotel, Loch Lomond in the background. 

[YorkshireRed]

8 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Duck Bay Hotel, Loch Lomond in the background. 

This breakfast must be better than it looks, it appears to have attracted the attention of the less celebrated Loch Lomond Monster.

 

No doubt once he/she discovers there are no beans involved it’ll fuck off back to the depths of the loch in disgust. 
 

Your ‘no beans’ error of judgement has basically cost the local economy millions. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Paper plate is a nice touch.

[Evelyn Tentions]

2 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Duck Bay Hotel, Loch Lomond in the background. 

Bigger would have been better (more black pudding and bacon, another sausage and egg) and the egg is over cooked for my taste.

Bonus points for no beans and no potato abominations.

[DalyanPete]

2 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Duck Bay Hotel, Loch Lomond in the background. 

I hate lazy arse chefs who think cooked on the vine looks classy. Get all bits of vine on your plate when you remove them.

[Mook]

2 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Duck Bay Hotel, Loch Lomond in the background. 

Repped for the tattie scone.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Duck Bay Hotel, Loch Lomond in the background. 

Yeah this is he kind of content we need. You could basically double it for a 9 out of ten but a firm 8 there. 

 

Actually 7, I fucking hate butter being given in them little cunt wrappers. I want moist toast not a line you scruffs. 

 

Table 415 though? Fucking hell how big is the gaff? 

[Barrington Womble]

On 19/10/2021 at 09:54, VladimirIlyich said:

This is a fry up my Mum made me last week. Superb it was.

Mustard? Fuck that shit. That's like putting gravy on breakfast or something. All kinds of wrong. 

5 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Bigger would have been better (more black pudding and bacon, another sausage and egg) and the egg is over cooked for my taste.

Bonus points for no beans and no potato abominations.

It's potato cake isn't it? 

[Mook]

It's a tattie scone.

 

Which is a potato scone & a staple on a full Scottish.

[Curly]

7 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Mustard? Fuck that shit. That's like putting gravy on breakfast or something. All kinds of wrong. 

It's potato cake isn't it? 

I know a lad who puts ketchup on his Sunday dinner and a Chinese. Fucking weirdo 

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Belarus said:

I know a lad who puts ketchup on his Sunday dinner and a Chinese. Fucking weirdo 

How's he finding life in Belmarsh? 

[Tony Moanero]

5 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Bigger would have been better (more black pudding and bacon, another sausage and egg) and the egg is over cooked for my taste.

Bonus points for no beans and no potato abominations.

Do you like your eggs raw?

[Tony Moanero]

20 minutes ago, Belarus said:

I know a lad who puts ketchup on his Sunday dinner and a Chinese. Fucking weirdo 

Scruff behaviour.

[TheHowieLama]

4 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Do you like your eggs raw?

The yolk is cooked through there.

 

Agreed - overdone.

[Curly]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

How's he finding life in Belmarsh? 

I should report him to the authorities really. It’d be for his own good

8 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Scruff behaviour.

Telling me - I’ve had to witness it

[lifetime fan]

8 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Duck Bay Hotel, Loch Lomond in the background. 

I notice you didn’t mention the price Rich…

 

And one fucking sausage???

[Tony Moanero]

20 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

The yolk is cooked through there.

 

Agreed - overdone.

Might be my phone but the yolk looks runny to me.