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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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3 hours ago, PestiRed said:


The lesson here is not to give your kid the good egg

 

(or beans, obviously)

Haha - noted. It’s a learning curve mate.

 

Not the beans advice obviously. I don’t want him growing up a total bean avoiding perv.

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On 16/10/2021 at 15:42, Bob Spunkmouse said:

We were out of red sauce, and when I come downstairs this morning with my bacon and egg sandwich almost ready, I saw her messing about with sauces, and just don’t even know what she was thinking. 

salad cream and brown sauce on a bacon and egg sandwich. I’m shaking my head again now thinking about it.

 

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3 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

This is a fry up my Mum made me last week. Superb it was.

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Bold but ultimately acceptable choice of mustard on a brekkie. Tom's need a bit more time and the eggs a bit less. Far better than half the shit posted on here.

 

No black pudding though, so 3/10.

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22 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

This is a fry up my Mum made me last week. Superb it was.

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Have you got a picture from after she cooked it?

 

Also, mustard on a brekkie? You dirty get.

 

Edit - the distribution of butter on that toast is going to affect my thoughts and well being for the remainder of the day

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10 hours ago, Belarus said:

Have you got a picture from after she cooked it?

 

Also, mustard on a brekkie? You dirty get.

 

Edit - the distribution of butter on that toast is going to affect my thoughts and well being for the remainder of the day


I don’t want to set everyone on Vlad but that’s marg not butter. 
 

You can see the bertolli tub in the right of the pic. 

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1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:


I don’t want to set everyone on Vlad but that’s marg not butter. 
 

You can see the bertolli tub in the right of the pic. 

To be fair, bertolli is a cracking marg. Still doesn’t excuse the 40% coverage achieved on spreading. 

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