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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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10 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

How many did you have i'm guessing two, they don't look the best, how exactly is it a breakfast burrito ?? Breakfasts Burritos have got fucking sausages and egg pouring out of them.

He has created a new thing - it is not a burrito as those are closed. It is not a tostada (it's close, wrong tortilla/prep) nor is it a taco.

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3 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

The processed food obsessives will be all over you for the turkey dinosaurs.

 

Well, they would be if they ever commented on food outside the vegetarian thread.

dinosaurs have no place on a breakfast, irrespective of the better processed turkey variety or free range, straight from the Jurassic period.

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29 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

I've just tried to google what dinosaurs you actually get from Bernard Matthews with no success at all so what is it? 

 

It's an Asphxyisaur, not great if you're prone to anaphylaxis apparently.

 

I will now collect my 'wins the internet award'

 

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On 06/10/2021 at 11:14, Carvalho Diablo said:

A late breakfast:

 

Branston beans & sausages with 3 fried eggs, strong cheddar and saracha hot sauce.

 

The plate is for Tony.

 

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Looks like a cooked breakfast version of jenga. 

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10 hours ago, cloggypop said:

I've just tried to google what dinosaurs you actually get from Bernard Matthews with no success at all so what is it? 

Jufinkhesaurus

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19 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Here we go...

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Imagine getting hit by a bus and that being your last meal. 
 

I’m also not sure what this is doing on a breakfast thread. In fact I’m not sure what this is doing in any thread let alone it being repped. Were people just impressed by the audacity of it?

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40 minutes ago, JagSquared said:

Imagine getting hit by a bus and that being your last meal. 
 

I’m also not sure what this is doing on a breakfast thread. In fact I’m not sure what this is doing in any thread let alone it being repped. Were people just impressed by the audacity of it?

Where else would my famous breakfast burritos belong?

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1 hour ago, TheBitch said:

I’ll start off with one from the canteen in the new office block at work. £3 for 7 items. 

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Even the egg doesn't really want to be there. It's attempting to slither as far away as possible from the microwaved bacon but it's realised that it's slithered the wrong way and now has beans to contend with.

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