What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Mudface]

[an tha]

1 hour ago, an tha said:

Not posted a brekkie in here before....just ordered one and will post it later.

 

Before anyone jumps in i want to make it clear i fucking hate tomatoes with a passion - whether it is the vomit inducing tinned shite or fried and i hate mushrooms too.

 

My order

 

2 Sausage

2 Egg

Bacon

"Bubble"

Fried Slice

Black Pudding

Beans 

 

2 Toast

Tea

 

£9.70

 

Hopefully will be a good maiden breakfast post!

 

Well here goes.

 

As i said in another post it was better than it looked - it was not great, but it was not bad...

Just did not look all that.

 

Anyway here....

 

[DJLJ]

Well at least they did the decent thing and put the cutlery so far away from the plate that you couldn’t  eat it…

[Stouffer]

The fuckin' state of those "sausages".

 

You durrrrty get.

[Barrington Womble]

28 minutes ago, an tha said:

Well here goes.

 

As i said in another post it was better than it looked - it was not great, but it was not bad...

Just did not look all that.

 

Anyway here....

 

The trabs look more appetising. 

[an tha]

7 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

The trabs look more appetising. 

Always wear boss trabs - its a crime not to!

[an tha]

17 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

The fuckin' state of those "sausages".

 

You durrrrty get.

Fortunately after the amount i drank last night my taste buds are about as sensitive as a tory mp is about hungry kids.

[Barrington Womble]

5 minutes ago, an tha said:

Always wear boss trabs - its a crime not to!

I've got a pair of them myself, but not worn them in years. In the last few years, my feet seem to have got broader so I nearly always were Stan Smith/Forrest hills wider type shoes. 

[an tha]

1 minute ago, Barrington Womble said:

I've got a pair of them myself, but not worn them in years. In the last few years, my feet seem to have got broader so I nearly always were Stan Smith/Forrest hills wider type shoes. 

Nice as well them.

 

Those spezials, munchens and beckenbauers are my favourites at present.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, an tha said:

 

Looks pretty decent, that. 9/10

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(the plate)

[an tha]

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Looks pretty decent, that. 9/10

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(the plate)

I knew the plate would get the moanero seal of approval...i asked for a turd brown one, but with the turds on plate it wouldn't have been possible to see the scran in the picture.

[Dave D]

On 27/09/2021 at 20:42, JagSquared said:

Circo Lounge in Westbourne. Small world that you know the guy, I’ve never met him but they do decent options for food cunts or not. The sausage thing is interesting makes sense.

 

The things on the side? They were sweetcorn fritters - mentioned above I don’t condone them as part of a fry up but split them with the missus. 

Up the road from me.

Im not comfortable with other forum members actually being real people nearby

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I've just heard Keir Starmer describe his breakfast at Conference as "fresh fruit, a little bit of fish, a little bit of cheese". When pressed he added "fish and cheese; we're changing Labour". Liz Truss's speech-writers must have been kicking themselves that they never came up with anything like that.

[Tony Moanero]

19 minutes ago, an tha said:

I knew the plate would get the moanero seal of approval...i asked for a turd brown one, but with the turds on plate it wouldn't have been possible to see the scran in the picture.

I’m strictly a plain white crockery man, but these 70s Pyrex cups are my all-time favourite drinking vessels.

 

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Lovely home cooked, meat-free brunch here. 

 

2 quorn sausage patties 

6 slices of halloumi "bacon"

Tofu scramble: best one I've made so far

Grilled chestnut mushrooms 

Turkish bread

 

Excuse the dirty tablecloth, I couldn't be arsed changing it before I ate my delicious food. 

 

Haters gonna hate. 

 

[Curly]

4 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Lovely home cooked, meat-free brunch here. 

 

2 quorn sausage patties 

6 slices of halloumi "bacon"

Tofu scramble: beat over I've made so far

Grilled chestnut mushrooms 

Turkish bread

 

Excuse the dirty tablecloth, I couldn't be arsed changing it before I ate my delicious food. 

 

Haters gonna hate. 

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

10 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Lovely home cooked, meat-free brunch here. 

 

2 quorn sausage patties 

6 slices of halloumi "bacon"

Tofu scramble: best one I've made so far

Grilled chestnut mushrooms 

Turkish bread

 

Excuse the dirty tablecloth, I couldn't be arsed changing it before I ate my delicious food. 

 

Haters gonna hate. 

 

Is the halloumi bacon flavoured? 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just now, Tony Moanero said:

Is the halloumi bacon flavoured? 

Really thinly slice halloumi coated in Paprika and then griddled until crispy. Its great. 

[Elite]

It looks so dry that you'd have to lube your mouth prior to eating 

[an tha]

28 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I’m strictly a plain white crockery man, but these 70s Pyrex cups are my all-time favourite drinking vessels.

 

 

My ma had them when we were kids

[cloggypop]

2 hours ago, an tha said:

Well here goes.

 

As i said in another post it was better than it looked - it was not great, but it was not bad...

Just did not look all that.

 

Anyway here....

 

Are they Adidas Spezial? 

[Tony Moanero]

12 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Really thinly slice halloumi coated in Paprika and then griddled until crispy. Its great. 

Nice. I’ll have the mushrooms and halloumi on toasted Turkish bread, please.

[an tha]

7 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Are they Adidas Spezial? 

They are.

 

 

[cloggypop]

10 minutes ago, an tha said:

They are.

 

 

A fine choice indeed. 

[Remmie]

40 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Lovely home cooked, meat-free brunch here. 

 

2 quorn sausage patties 

6 slices of halloumi "bacon"

Tofu scramble: best one I've made so far

Grilled chestnut mushrooms 

Turkish bread

 

Excuse the dirty tablecloth, I couldn't be arsed changing it before I ate my delicious food. 

 

Haters gonna hate. 

 

How come you've gone veggie on the cheese and vegan when it's come to the eggs? Not having a go, just bicurious