What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Spy Bee]

For this morning's breakfast I shall be eating: 

 

Bacon, sausage, hash brown, scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese, avacado, hot secret sauce & loaded fries (cheese, bacon, chorizo and special sauce) burritos.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

For this morning's breakfast I shall be eating: 

 

Bacon, sausage, hash brown, scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese, avacado, hot secret sauce & loaded fries (cheese, bacon, chorizo and special sauce) burritos.

Hungover? 

[Tony Moanero]

15 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

For this morning's breakfast I shall be eating: 

 

Bacon, sausage, hash brown, scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese, avacado, hot secret sauce & loaded fries (cheese, bacon, chorizo and special sauce) burritos.

Eating chips for breakfast is scruff behaviour.

[Spy Bee]

11 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Hungover? 

How'd you guess?

[Spy Bee]

2 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Eating chips for breakfast is scruff behaviour.

Dirty fries, are not chips. 

 

Anyway, sue me. I've seen people eat Domino's in day light. Now that's fucking wrong!

[Tony Moanero]

4 minutes ago, Spy Bee said:

Dirty fries, are not chips. 

 

Anyway, sue me. I've seen people eat Domino's in day light. Now that's fucking wrong!

Fries are skinny chips. 

 

Eating Domino’s at any time is wrong, it’s muck. Repped.

[Barrington Womble]

I've just finished this breakfast, which wasn't too bad at all. Strange it was just 1 egg and 1 toast. This is from "earthsea" on tower bridge road in London. £7.50, which was pretty good for the area too I thought. The bacon was nicely cooked. The sausages (Cumberland) were nice a peppery and juicy (although I suspect deep fat fried). Good beans, okish egg and hash browns. And there was fungus for the sick fucks who eat that. 

 

7/10, maybe 8/10 for value in this area. 

[lifetime fan]

The fuck did they do to that egg? I don’t even eat the fuckers but wouldn’t be prepared to serve that. 

[Spy Bee]

Bacon looks just about perfick!

[Curly]

22 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Following hot on the heels of the almost universal acclaim of my recent eggs on toast breakfast, today I give you L'omlette Mexicane by old Carvalho...

 

 

[Curly]

14 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I've just finished this breakfast, which wasn't too bad at all. Strange it was just 1 egg and 1 toast. This is from "earthsea" on tower bridge road in London. £7.50, which was pretty good for the area too I thought. The bacon was nicely cooked. The sausages (Cumberland) were nice a peppery and juicy (although I suspect deep fat fried). Good beans, okish egg and hash browns. And there was fungus for the sick fucks who eat that. 

 

7/10, maybe 8/10 for value in this area. 

The bacon looks decent. The egg looks shocked and confused. That’s a lot of beans. The sausages look like lifey has cooked them twice. Cunt toast. Hash browns.

[Jose Jones]

15 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I've just finished this breakfast, which wasn't too bad at all. Strange it was just 1 egg and 1 toast. This is from "earthsea" on tower bridge road in London. £7.50, which was pretty good for the area too I thought. The bacon was nicely cooked. The sausages (Cumberland) were nice a peppery and juicy (although I suspect deep fat fried). Good beans, okish egg and hash browns. And there was fungus for the sick fucks who eat that. 

 

7/10, maybe 8/10 for value in this area. 

Bacon looks good, looks a nice bit of bread for the toast. Sausages a bit overdone, but take your word they were tasty. Egg pan was obviously too hot, they’ve fucked that up.

Here’s the thing though, was it a massive plate with a whole tin of beans on it? Or were all the rest of the food items just really small?

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I've just finished this breakfast, which wasn't too bad at all. Strange it was just 1 egg and 1 toast. This is from "earthsea" on tower bridge road in London. £7.50, which was pretty good for the area too I thought. The bacon was nicely cooked. The sausages (Cumberland) were nice a peppery and juicy (although I suspect deep fat fried). Good beans, okish egg and hash browns. And there was fungus for the sick fucks who eat that. 

 

7/10, maybe 8/10 for value in this area. 

If them two sausages were actually a couple of freshly laid shits they still wouldn't be the worst thing on that plate. Bacon looks nice. 

[Bob]

25 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I've just finished this breakfast, which wasn't too bad at all. Strange it was just 1 egg and 1 toast. This is from "earthsea" on tower bridge road in London. £7.50, which was pretty good for the area too I thought. The bacon was nicely cooked. The sausages (Cumberland) were nice a peppery and juicy (although I suspect deep fat fried). Good beans, okish egg and hash browns. And there was fungus for the sick fucks who eat that. 

 

7/10, maybe 8/10 for value in this area. 

Looks grand that.

[Carvalho Diablo]

And back by popular demand, this morning's breakfast is nutritious, healthy and delicious, Greek yoghurt with mixed nuts and berries and honey, with a delicious side of Monster Munch.

 

 

[Curly]

1 minute ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

And back by popular demand, this morning's breakfast is nutritious, healthy and delicious, Greek yoghurt with mixed nuts and berries and honey, with a delicious side of Monster Munch.

 

 

When was the last ban on here?

[Bjornebye]

Wow

 

[YorkshireRed]

11 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

And back by popular demand, this morning's breakfast is nutritious, healthy and delicious, Greek yoghurt with mixed nuts and berries and honey, with a delicious side of Monster Munch.

 

 

Even the Pickled Onion Monster is laughing at this effort. 

[Bjornebye]

I thought the monster munch were in the bowl for a minute there. Nothing wrong with monster munch at any time of the day to be honest. Sort them frigging wires out. 

[lifetime fan]

I’m struggling with the ‘cooked’ aspect of this breakfast. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I thought the monster munch were in the bowl for a minute there. Nothing wrong with monster munch at any time of the day to be honest. Sort them frigging wires out. 

That's work stuff and I'm not about to waste a second if my time on anything work related, hence the DIY mouse jiggler.

[Carvalho Diablo]

3 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

I’m struggling with the ‘cooked’ aspect of this breakfast. 

You always do Col.

[mattyq]

 

This is, ermm, interesting

His beans actually look palatable but his sausages, dear God, I almost fainted in disgust

[Mudface]

19 minutes ago, mattyq said:

 

This is, ermm, interesting

His beans actually look palatable but his sausages, dear God, I almost fainted in disgust

Americans are fucking disgusting. At least he came to the right conclusion, even if he could have done the English so much better.

[TheHowieLama]

Thats crap - its basically a 6 dollar Denny breakfast there. 

 

Get a nice plate of waffles and fried chicken up.