What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Jose Jones]

What’s the pink stuff?

[YorkshireRed]

7 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

The pink stuff looks like the sauce that goes on an ice cream alongside a chocolate flake. 
 

If this is an attempt at fusion then it fails the first test which is that it’s not a terrible idea.

[Bjornebye]

Is that bell-ched on the top right egg? It would improve it if it is. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Cheddar and Tabasco top right.

[Bjornebye]

More dueling banjos than egg banjos 

[Tony Moanero]

45 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Cheddar and Tabasco top right.

Is your toaster broken, mate?

 

Egg and cheese on toast is lovely, but cheese on toast, with a fried or poached egg on top of it, is much nicer. 

 

Cunt plate.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

There's some lying bastards on this forum, half of you cunts sit in filth posting on this all day and then get snooty about the look of an egg.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

Looks like it came out of a tin.

Looks like it should go back in. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Tough crowd

[mgw100]

2 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Cheddar and Tabasco top right.

Hot sauce on eggs is ace. 

[Remmie]

3 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Tough crowd

Are you remotely familiar with this thread whatsoever? 

[TheHowieLama]

3 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Tough crowd

It's brutal lid.

TBF your's looks like it was delivered cold, in a damp cardboard box, not a tin - my bad.

 

And, what was going on here - three open faced butties with and extra slice of toast? Did you run out of eggs?

Two mismatched butties?

[Karl_b]

Took one for the team/forum this morning, a Premier Inn buffet.

 

It looked serviceable, it was pretty poor:

 

2 x non-proper fucking sausages. Fine.

3 x bacon made from cardboard

2 x rubbery fried eggs

2 x black hockey puckdings

1 x hash brown

Beans

White toast

Hire car keys - IT'S A FUCKING DIESEL (!)

 

It was all a bit dried out, having been sat for who knows how long. All apart from the lovely beans. I'm having fruit tomorrow.

 

3/10.

[Carvalho Diablo]

26 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

It's brutal lid.

TBF your's looks like it was delivered cold, in a damp cardboard box, not a tin - my bad.

 

And, what was going on here - three open faced butties with and extra slice of toast? Did you run out of eggs?

Two mismatched butties?

They weren't butties, it was eggs on toast.

[Jairzinho]

14 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

Took one for the team/forum this morning, a Premier Inn buffet.

 

It looked serviceable, it was pretty poor:

 

2 x non-proper fucking sausages. Fine.

3 x bacon made from cardboard

2 x rubbery fried eggs

2 x black hockey puckdings

1 x hash brown

Beans

White toast

Hire car keys - IT'S A FUCKING DIESEL (!)

 

It was all a bit dried out, having been sat for who knows how long. All apart from the lovely beans. I'm having fruit tomorrow.

 

3/10.

[TheHowieLama]

The egg is doing a handstand?

[YorkshireRed]

1 hour ago, Karl_b said:

Took one for the team/forum this morning, a Premier Inn buffet.

 

It looked serviceable, it was pretty poor:

 

2 x non-proper fucking sausages. Fine.

3 x bacon made from cardboard

2 x rubbery fried eggs

2 x black hockey puckdings

1 x hash brown

Beans

White toast

Hire car keys - IT'S A FUCKING DIESEL (!)

 

It was all a bit dried out, having been sat for who knows how long. All apart from the lovely beans. I'm having fruit tomorrow.

 

3/10.

All you can eat? None of it. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Karl_b said:

Took one for the team/forum this morning, a Premier Inn buffet.

 

It looked serviceable, it was pretty poor:

 

2 x non-proper fucking sausages. Fine.

3 x bacon made from cardboard

2 x rubbery fried eggs

2 x black hockey puckdings

1 x hash brown

Beans

White toast

Hire car keys - IT'S A FUCKING DIESEL (!)

 

It was all a bit dried out, having been sat for who knows how long. All apart from the lovely beans. I'm having fruit tomorrow.

 

3/10.

It's not even that bad apart from the little cunts on the right. I assume you threw them at someone? 

 

Oh and triangular toast. The real reason all them fuckers drank cyanide in Jonestown. 

[Elite]

2 hours ago, Karl_b said:

Took one for the team/forum this morning, a Premier Inn buffet.

 

It looked serviceable, it was pretty poor:

 

2 x non-proper fucking sausages. Fine.

3 x bacon made from cardboard

2 x rubbery fried eggs

2 x black hockey puckdings

1 x hash brown

Beans

White toast

Hire car keys - IT'S A FUCKING DIESEL (!)

 

It was all a bit dried out, having been sat for who knows how long. All apart from the lovely beans. I'm having fruit tomorrow.

 

3/10.

Doesn't look that bad to me. Then again I am a complete peasant.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

On 06/09/2021 at 15:00, YorkshireRed said:

Belarus is correct.
 

The beans on a breakfast is one thing but the ‘no beans at all’ brigade need locking up. 
 

Toast on a plate, decent. Add beans, quality.

 

Fish fingers and chips, something's missing. Add beans, a balanced meal. 
 

Jacket potato, a healthy yet boring option. Add beans, now you’re talking. 
 

Sex with the wife, routine. Add beans, the mind is blown. 

You should have said: beans with Ann-Margret.

 

 

 

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

The egg is doing a handstand?

 

It's a Thai hen.

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

It's a Thai hen.

Couldn't a Thai hen be a Stag Do? 

 

 

[Anubis]

Diablo, you deviant bastard. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

48 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Diablo, you deviant bastard. 

You know it.

[Harry's Lad]

15 hours ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

You should have said: beans with Ann-Margret.

 

 

 

Paradise for a pro beaner right there. A couple of rashers of bacon and a couple of strategically placed sausages, oh yeah....