What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Elysian Red]

Made a veggie fry for tea tonight. 

 

Meat free sausages and white pudding, potato bread, soda bread, 2 fried eggs and beans cooked well down. Had a big glass of coke with ice because I really needed it.

 

The eggs ended up cooked more than I usually would and one of the bastards stuck to the pan. 

 

I’ve tried “This isn’t bacon” but didn’t like it. It’s like a weird processed rasher. Some veggie sausages and white pudding are top notch now, though.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Elysian Red said:

Made a veggie fry for tea tonight. 

 

Meat free sausages and white pudding, potato bread, soda bread, 2 fried eggs and beans cooked well down. Had a big glass of coke with ice because I really needed it.

 

The eggs ended up cooked more than I usually would and one of the bastards stuck to the pan. 

 

I’ve tried “This isn’t bacon” but didn’t like it. It’s like a weird processed rasher. Some veggie sausages and white pudding are top notch now, though.

It's gonna kick right off. 

 

 

I eat with my fork in my right hand because if I tried to use my left hand I'd have food all over my face 

 

Posh fork that, where do you live? Downton Abbey? 

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, Elysian Red said:

Made a veggie fry for tea tonight. 

 

Meat free sausages and white pudding, potato bread, soda bread, 2 fried eggs and beans cooked well down. Had a big glass of coke with ice because I really needed it.

 

The eggs ended up cooked more than I usually would and one of the bastards stuck to the pan. 

 

I’ve tried “This isn’t bacon” but didn’t like it. It’s like a weird processed rasher. Some veggie sausages and white pudding are top notch now, though.

Is that scalpel left over from the operation where they removed your taste buds?  

[Elysian Red]

Shared house. Don’t think there’s even a matching pair

[TheHowieLama]

Needs more salt.

[Elysian Red]

Just now, TheHowieLama said:

Needs more salt.

Haha

[Paulie Dangerously]

20 minutes ago, Elysian Red said:

Made a veggie fry for tea tonight. 

 

Meat free sausages and white pudding, potato bread, soda bread, 2 fried eggs and beans cooked well down. Had a big glass of coke with ice because I really needed it.

 

The eggs ended up cooked more than I usually would and one of the bastards stuck to the pan. 

 

I’ve tried “This isn’t bacon” but didn’t like it. It’s like a weird processed rasher. Some veggie sausages and white pudding are top notch now, though.

Repped. 

[Tony Moanero]

59 minutes ago, Elysian Red said:

 

The glass of Coke looks nice.

[Strontium]

5 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

Where do you buy it? I saw someone mention on here a while back (maybe you?), I've looked in the supermarket since, but never seen it. 

 

Matta's on Bold Street stock versions by The Bury Black Pudding Company and The Real Lancashire Black Pudding Company. 

[lifetime fan]

Vegan white pudding? 
 

 

 

 

[Curly]

1 hour ago, Elysian Red said:

Made a veggie fry for tea tonight. 

 

Meat free sausages and white pudding, potato bread, soda bread, 2 fried eggs and beans cooked well down. Had a big glass of coke with ice because I really needed it.

 

The eggs ended up cooked more than I usually would and one of the bastards stuck to the pan. 

 

I’ve tried “This isn’t bacon” but didn’t like it. It’s like a weird processed rasher. Some veggie sausages and white pudding are top notch now, though.

What have you done to those beans? Cooked them dry, sucked the juice off them or strained them through your skids? You dirty bastard

[Elysian Red]

2 minutes ago, belarus said:

What have you done to those beans? Cooked them dry, sucked the juice off them or strained them through your skids? You dirty bastard

Are these yours?

[Curly]

1 minute ago, Elysian Red said:

Are these yours?

Haha - out of rep, but I would love to get that can of bean juice. What a day that would be

[Bjornebye]

I'd rather find a hand than that 

[Lee909]

47 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Vegan white pudding? 
 

 

 

 

 

 

Got to agree

While i general enjoy veggie options, i made the mistake of trying veggie haggis once. 

[lifetime fan]

8 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

 

 

Got to agree

While i general enjoy veggie options, i made the mistake of trying veggie haggis once. 

I love non meat dishes. 
 

Just don’t see the point in fake meat. 

[Bob]

10 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

 

 

Got to agree

While i general enjoy veggie options, i made the mistake of trying veggie haggis once. 

In Scotland recently my missus had the veggie breakfast on our last morning there and the veggie haggis they served up was basically just crushed nuts and seasoning. Awful.

[Lee909]

Just now, Bob Spunkmouse said:

In Scotland recently my missus had the veggie breakfast on our last morning there and the veggie haggis they served up was basically just crushed nuts and seasoning. Awful.

 

Sounds about right. 

 

[Elysian Red]

1 minute ago, lifetime fan said:

I love non meat dishes. 
 

Just don’t see the point in fake meat. 

Well if you’re vegetarian or vegan it doesn’t matter. It’s not about the taste.

[lifetime fan]

16 minutes ago, Elysian Red said:

Well if you’re vegetarian or vegan it doesn’t matter. It’s not about the taste.

Italian, Indian, Asian, African cuisine has numerous amazing dishes that don’t have meat in them. 
 

I never want to eat plastic bacon. 

[Elysian Red]

Just now, lifetime fan said:

Italian, Indian, Asian, African cuisine has numerous amazing dishes that don’t have meat in them. 
 

I never want to eat plastic bacon. 

Yeah the bacon is shite. I tried it once but not for me.

[Evelyn Tentions]

4 hours ago, Elysian Red said:

Well if you’re vegetarian or vegan it doesn’t matter. It’s not about the taste.

It's all about the taste. Why eat stuff that tastes crap when there are unlimited delicious alternatives, vegie, vegan or omnivore. Eating is one of lifes great pleasures.

[Strontium]

I've had some lovely veggie haggises. None of them were attempting to be meaty, they were just vegetables, cereals and spices.

 

Veggie bacon is highly variable and quite a few of them are a bit rubbish. The best one was Streaky Strips but Kellogg's withdrew them in the UK years ago.

[Jose Jones]

1 hour ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

I've had some lovely veggie haggises. None of them were attempting to be meaty, they were just vegetables, cereals and spices.

 

Veggie bacon is highly variable and quite a few of them are a bit rubbish. The best one was Streaky Strips but Kellogg's withdrew them in the UK years ago.

Yeah best to stick to the veggie sausages on the breakfast, and then have a packet of Frazzles afterwards.

[lifetime fan]

On 04/09/2021 at 22:03, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

Wish I could rep this twice.