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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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42 minutes ago, Remmie said:

The next forum tournament should be breakfast wars. 1 breakfast per forumite, straight knockout, winner gets....errrr...something. Beans and gash browns would get even more political.

I'd go for the wooden spoon and find the shittest breakfast

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2 minutes ago, an tha said:

Someone gonna be the guinea pig?

 

Just now, Bjornebye said:

They must have read the feedback from Yorkshire Reds lads effort from there last week 

If they’re going to be half price I’ll be taking him again. I might even fork out for the larger breakfast they do. 
 

My ‘Dad of the Year’ trophy is in the bag. 

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No way anyone eating that should be allowed on a plane. They’re obviously a risk to passengers, crew and the population of wherever they’re going.

 

The box, the cat sick and the shrubbery are obviously the biggest let downs. I usually have no issue with a well maintained hash brown but I draw the line when it’s the biggest ingredient on the breakfast. A mutant hash brown should be avoided at all costs.

 

Actually the eggs and mushroom look reasonable. They’re probably hate you for allowing them to die for this shit.


I’m no fan of tomato on a breakfast but it looks as it should be.

 

Just noticed the triangular shaped bread. Obviously you requested this with this photo in mind. I guess there’s a certain kudos in that. 
 

3/10

 

Have a safe flight. 

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6 hours ago, Remmie said:

Oh christ it's in a box:

 

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The review. 

 

I swapped beans for avocado. I like avocado, even on a breakfast but this stuff tasted old and sour. It has to be fresh avocado or nothing. The mushroom was alright, a bit oily. The tomato was pretty good, maybe need another minute of cooking. Gash browns are flavourless, grease filled, dickheads and this was no exception. Send them back to Yanksville, USA. I don't remember the eggs having green shit on them, they were OK as the yokes flowed like minge plasma from yer ma, it was also not watery like most poached eggs, still fried is infinitely better. The toast was a minge bag single slice. 

 

I paid an extra £3.40 for a cappuccino which was easily the best thing about this 'experience'. So in retrospect the breakfast wasn't a very good deal when you factor in the fucking box. I also had wooden cutlery. 

 

Apart from the coffee the biggest redeeming feature was to post yet another shite breakfast on here. My conker got held back by customs. 

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